Bradshaw's Newest Column...

[Guest GreatOne]

I saw where Michael Moore said in England that Americans had to be the dumbest people on the planet. Also, in his last book (page 67 and 68) he said that the reason we dislike France is because they are smarter than us, better read and more sophisticated.

 

So for those of you who believe in Michael Moron, ask yourself if you are indeed as dumb as he says you are. This guy hates America, and he is calling all of America stupid. This is a direct quote. I don’t mind a liberal voice -- I believe in free speech -- but I prefer a voice that still believes in the country that they live in. If you hate it here, then just get out. But don’t make money off of America and then tell people how you hate the very same country. What a piece of garbage.

I think Michael Moore proved his point! Bradshaw is an idiot!

Oh yes some random wrestler the we mighty smarks don't like hates Michael Moron and the left wing. DAMN HIM TO HELL!!!!!!!!!

 

MICHAEL MORON=GREAT AMERICAN

 

BRADSHAW=YOU SUCK

 

Another sad example of those who do the least complaining the most.........

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him (although we'll still all just talk about how fat he is.)

[Guest GreatOne]

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him (although we'll still all just talk about how fat he is.)

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him

 

Yes but would Bradshaw's WWE.com column be posted there?

 

Besides Moore is now an ENTERTAINER? As much to me as Bradshaw is a great wrestler to most of this board. I guess that was the joke there.

[Guest GreatOne]

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him (although we'll still all just talk about how fat he is.)

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him

 

Yes but would Bradshaw's WWE.com column be posted there?

 

Besides Moore is now an ENTERTAINER? As much to me as Bradshaw is a great wrestler to most of this board. I guess that was the joke there.

[Guest GreatOne]

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him (although we'll still all just talk about how fat he is.)

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him

 

Yes but would Bradshaw's WWE.com column be posted there?

 

Besides Moore is now an ENTERTAINER? As much to me as Bradshaw is a great wrestler to most of this board. I guess that was the joke there.

[Guest GreatOne]

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him (although we'll still all just talk about how fat he is.)

Hey, dude. He was making a joke. Jesus christ, remember Moore is an entertainer and TAKE IT TO CE if you care to be that serious when talking about him

 

Yes but would Bradshaw's WWE.com column be posted there?

 

Besides Moore is now an ENTERTAINER? As much to me as Bradshaw is a great wrestler to most of this board. I guess that was the joke there.

[Guest GreatOne]

QUADRUPLE POST BABY!!!!!!!!

[Guest Champ]

Actually, I find the Bradshaw "character" entertaining. But, if Michael Moore wants to speak his mind then find. I just have a problem with people bashing him and calling him an anti-American, went all he is doing is speaking his mind. It is his personal opinion and should not be bashed for it. Layfield is entitled to his own opinion as well. But if Bradshaw has a problem with Michael Moore's opinion, then he should present his facts to challenge Moore, instead of calling him names such as "Michael Moron". I believe it is childish. If Bradshaw has something important to say then post it without resorting to childish namecalling. Thank you!

[Guest MikeSC]

Umm, Layfield is a pro wrestler. Moore is an author/director. Which of the two would you expect to go to "Childish" name-calling?

 

And isn't it sad that the one you'd LEAST expect to resort to name-calling does it a lot?

-=Mike

[Guest The Decadent Slacker]

Hehe, "Michael Moron...What a stupid white man.

 

For some reason, i could see myself digging a lot of aspects of the JBL persona. The main reason i can't (outside of debatable charisma & the workrate of Mr. Ed) is that he actually seems to take himself seriously. I'm amazed someone could be...whatever he is, & seem to believe it. Or maybe he's just a kayfabe god & i'm an idiot.

 

Fuck Moore, though. Never liked zealots, no matter what side you're on.

[Crimson Platypus 0]

I don’t mind a liberal voice -- I believe in free speech -- but I prefer a voice that still believes in the country that they live in. If you hate it here, then just get out. But don’t make money off of America and then tell people how you hate the very same country.

 

 

This is as far as I could get. He basically said you can have free speech if you agree with me. Nothing new from Bradshaw, blah blah blah.

[Guest GreatOne]

Hehe, "Michael Moron...What a stupid white man.

 

For some reason, i could see myself digging a lot of aspects of the JBL persona. The main reason i can't (outside of debatable charisma & the workrate of Mr. Ed) is that he actually seems to take himself seriously. I'm amazed someone could be...whatever he is, & seem to believe it. Or maybe he's just a kayfabe god & i'm an idiot.

Well if you remember Foley's first book (DDP), the most successful actually do "live their gimmick" to some degree. Of course you have it to keep it in line or else you get to Hogan/Hart/etc levels.

[Guest commie_050]

Umm, Layfield is a pro wrestler. Moore is an author/director. Which of the two would you expect to go to "Childish" name-calling?

 

And isn't it sad that the one you'd LEAST expect to resort to name-calling does it a lot?

-=Mike

Given your sig, I doubt you should take the moral high ground on this matter.

[Guest Quik]

Disclaimer: These views are those of John Bradshaw Layfield, and not necessarily those of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.

I believe I am going to change my article’s name to “The Champ’s Report.” I know a lot of you are very, very happy for me. I hate to say “I told you so” but … well you know the rest.

 

Or we could call it "The Shower Rapist" report. Really doesn't matter to me.

 

I am so proud that we have a champion that represents Americans so well. After all, I am what most of you would love to be, the epitome of the American dream. So thank you all for your kind words and support.

 

So, is this kayfabe? I really, really hope this is kayfabe. And I thought the epitome of the American dream was a white picket fence, 2 floor house, 2.5 kids, wife and a dog. Not a pseudo-redneck, evil oil tycoon rip-off who wrestles.

 

I do have to say that I was pleased with the Texas Bull Rope Match. I delivered again, as I always do. However, after two horribly black eyes and many stitches, I am not sure I am looking forward to the Cage Match in just over a week. I am sure, though, that once again, I will deliver. Isn’t it great to have a guy who you know will always deliver when he says he will?

 

Yeah, God bless Eddy. Too bad he pulled a hamstring carrying your ass.

 

I got to see my pal Hermie Sadler, the NASCAR driver, last week, but he left before we could indulge in a few adult beverages. He has a version of a story when I supposedly wrecked one of his vehicles on a bear hunting trip in North Carolina. This was an alleged event.

 

NASCAR? Bear hunting? Beer? Jesus, when does he start teeling us about the night of white-hot Christian sex he had with his cousin?

 

I will put up a link for my radio show this week. I really enjoy doing radio. You never know what will happen. This past week I had a guest, Greg Palast, that had written an article entitled, “Conman, Killer, Coward, Good Riddance, Gipper” the day after Ronald Reagan died.

 

Yeah, I did my Ronal Reagan impression for a solid two days after he died. My friends loved it... I got to add in the "I died? What? Really? I must've forgot." line every so often. It killed.

 

The first question I asked him was if he thought this timing was appropriate; no matter what he thought about Reagan, I thought this showed absolutely no class. He wouldn’t answer; he went into a diatribe about how Reagan had killed nuns and priests and had urinated on a priest’s grave. I am not making this up.

 

Yeah, and you sodomize WWE rookies in the shower. You two should get along. Have an adult beverage with him, John.

 

He then went on to the Iranian hostages and how Reagan was such a coward in dealing with Ayatollah Khomeini. When I corrected him with a couple of facts, he hung up. That’s right, he hung up. We called him back and got his answering machine; we have yet to be able to reach him.

 

I wonder if Bradshaw has a sound machine, and plays wacky noises and stuff. Is it like the Z-Morning zoo on Bradshaw's radio show? He probly hung up because Johnny=boy wouldn't let him speak.

 

So Mr. Palast, if you ever decide you have a backbone, please come back on my show and finish the interview, because the way you left it, it really makes you look like a coward who, when confronted with facts, ran and hid.

 

Man, Bradshaw's bringin' the Haterade. Mad weak sauce, mad weak sauce.

 

Talk about the feminization of America. This is what is wrong with some of our media, they hide behind a typewriter and write whatever without being accurate, yet when called on the carpet, because they are wrong, they run and hide. Wait a minute sounds like some of our Internet “reporters.” No wait, those guys aren’t important enough to be on a talk show.

OK, now you guys are mad at me again because I told the truth. Please remember, I’m not talking about our average fan, just you few guys who think you are “reporters” but never have any facts.

 

Typewriters went out in like '91, along with big, overweight redneck, mullet-haired wrestlers. Y'know, the gimmick you dropped just under a year ago.

 

How about people who are worried about whether we’re treating Saddam Hussein fairly, yet don’t worry about our guys being beheaded? When was he treated badly? After his physical or his last warm meal? Give me a break. Please quit the partisan crap and do whatever we have to do to make sure our troops have everything they need.

 

Like porno, beer, and guns. Somehow I doubt Saddam's having the time of his life in our prisons.

 

I saw where Michael Moore said in England that Americans had to be the dumbest people on the planet. Also, in his last book (page 67 and 68) he said that the reason we dislike France is because they are smarter than us, better read and more sophisticated.

 

Well, yeah. They are better read, and more sophisticated than us. They can also make frog legs taste good. Those fuckers have talent, baby!.

 

So for those of you who believe in Michael Moron, ask yourself if you are indeed as dumb as he says you are. This guy hates America, and he is calling all of America stupid. This is a direct quote. I don’t mind a liberal voice -- I believe in free speech -- but I prefer a voice that still believes in the country that they live in. If you hate it here, then just get out. But don’t make money off of America and then tell people how you hate the very same country. What a piece of garbage.

 

Michael Moron. Wow, that was so clever. Guess what buddy, a vast majority of Americans are stupid. But besides that, if you hate it, then you should make your voice heard to try to change what you see as wrong. The colonists didn't like being under English rule, should they have gone to France?

 

For those of you from different countries who wonder if I like America better than your country, the answer is yes. If I didn’t like it better, I wouldn’t live here. I hope you feel the same about your country; if you don’t, then you are doing your country an injustice by staying. I have no problem saying I am biased to where I live; I think everyone should be biased to their home.

 

Patriotism is equally as bad as racism. If you're biased to people just because they live in the same country as you, than you're no better than a fucking Klansman. Shmuck/

 

The rest is unimportant. Fuck Bradshaw.

[Guest The Ultimate Fantasy]

Honestly I find this Bradshaw hate kind of sad, I mean come on he probably just says this just to piss people off and 99 pecenct of the time it works, causing people to notice him and devote coloums and 10 page threads to his every word, but on a un-realated note: If HHH has his HHHaters, are the Anti-Bradshaw fans Bradshaw Bashers?

[Guest MikeSC]

Umm, Layfield is a pro wrestler. Moore is an author/director. Which of the two would you expect to go to "Childish" name-calling?

 

And isn't it sad that the one you'd LEAST expect to resort to name-calling does it a lot?

            -=Mike

Given your sig, I doubt you should take the moral high ground on this matter.

Given the level of irrational hatred of JBL, I doubt anybody can claim a higher ground.

 

Case in point:

I believe I am going to change my article’s name to “The Champ’s Report.” I know a lot of you are very, very happy for me. I hate to say “I told you so” but … well you know the rest.

 

Or we could call it "The Shower Rapist" report. Really doesn't matter to me.

Ah, bashing him based SOLELY on internet innuendo, the lowest form of evidence out there.

I am so proud that we have a champion that represents Americans so well. After all, I am what most of you would love to be, the epitome of the American dream. So thank you all for your kind words and support.

 

So, is this kayfabe? I really, really hope this is kayfabe. And I thought the epitome of the American dream was a white picket fence, 2 floor house, 2.5 kids, wife and a dog. Not a pseudo-redneck, evil oil tycoon rip-off who wrestles.

Yup, kayfabe is ALIVE and well.

I do have to say that I was pleased with the Texas Bull Rope Match. I delivered again, as I always do. However, after two horribly black eyes and many stitches, I am not sure I am looking forward to the Cage Match in just over a week. I am sure, though, that once again, I will deliver. Isn’t it great to have a guy who you know will always deliver when he says he will?

 

Yeah, God bless Eddy. Too bad he pulled a hamstring carrying your ass.

Hmm, they had 3 matches. ALL were fairly different in style. ALL were rather good. And JBL, in your eyes, had NO part in this.

I got to see my pal Hermie Sadler, the NASCAR driver, last week, but he left before we could indulge in a few adult beverages. He has a version of a story when I supposedly wrecked one of his vehicles on a bear hunting trip in North Carolina. This was an alleged event.

 

NASCAR? Bear hunting? Beer? Jesus, when does he start teeling us about the night of white-hot Christian sex he had with his cousin?

Somebody at some point posted this:

Patriotism is equally as bad as racism. If you're biased to people just because they live in the same country as you, than you're no better than a fucking Klansman. Shmuck/

Surely this person wouldn't be guilty of making exceptionally offensive stereotypical remarks, would this person?

The first question I asked him was if he thought this timing was appropriate; no matter what he thought about Reagan, I thought this showed absolutely no class. He wouldn’t answer; he went into a diatribe about how Reagan had killed nuns and priests and had urinated on a priest’s grave. I am not making this up.

 

Yeah, and you sodomize WWE rookies in the shower. You two should get along. Have an adult beverage with him, John.

JBL is annoyed at Rall being a prick and actually HAS concrete evidence to back it up. You hate JBL, again, due to internet innuendo, which is up there with "My psychic told me" in the pantheon of evidence.

He then went on to the Iranian hostages and how Reagan was such a coward in dealing with Ayatollah Khomeini. When I corrected him with a couple of facts, he hung up. That’s right, he hung up. We called him back and got his answering machine; we have yet to be able to reach him.

 

I wonder if Bradshaw has a sound machine, and plays wacky noises and stuff. Is it like the Z-Morning zoo on Bradshaw's radio show? He probly hung up because Johnny=boy wouldn't let him speak.

Such hatred based on pure speculation.

I saw where Michael Moore said in England that Americans had to be the dumbest people on the planet. Also, in his last book (page 67 and 68) he said that the reason we dislike France is because they are smarter than us, better read and more sophisticated.

Well, yeah. They are better read, and more sophisticated than us. They can also make frog legs taste good. Those fuckers have talent, baby!.

That's actually factually inaccurate, but I hate to rain on a parade too badly.

For those of you from different countries who wonder if I like America better than your country, the answer is yes. If I didn’t like it better, I wouldn’t live here. I hope you feel the same about your country; if you don’t, then you are doing your country an injustice by staying. I have no problem saying I am biased to where I live; I think everyone should be biased to their home.

 

Patriotism is equally as bad as racism. If you're biased to people just because they live in the same country as you, than you're no better than a fucking Klansman. Shmuck/

 

The rest is unimportant. Fuck Bradshaw.

OMG, the guy who had no problem using rather offensive redneck stereotypes to attack JBL was the SAME guy who wrote this?

 

I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell ya.

-=Mike

...Who has no real beef with JBL and notices that SD does have a few more contending faces than heels...

[Guest JMA]

Given the level of irrational hatred of JBL, I doubt anybody can claim a higher ground.

I wouldn't call it "irrational" hatred. The guy goes out of his way to trash internet fans -- why shouldn't they do the same to him?

[Guest MikeSC]

Given the level of irrational hatred of JBL, I doubt anybody can claim a higher ground.

I wouldn't call it "irrational" hatred. The guy goes out of his way to trash internet fans -- why shouldn't they do the same to him?

They trashed him long before he said word one to them. Heck, JBL is hardly the greatest worker out there --- but lord he can work the audience.

-=Mike

[Guest JMA]

Given the level of irrational hatred of JBL, I doubt anybody can claim a higher ground.

I wouldn't call it "irrational" hatred. The guy goes out of his way to trash internet fans -- why shouldn't they do the same to him?

They trashed him long before he said word one to them. Heck, JBL is hardly the greatest worker out there --- but lord he can work the audience.

-=Mike

They trashed him because he wasn't a good wrestler and because of the backstage "hazing" rumors. If even HALF of those rumors are true, then the IWC has a legitimate reason to dislike him. It should also be noted that Bradshaw was hardly the most hated man in the eyes of the IWC before his big push. Judging by his commentary, he actually does seem to care about how internet fans perceive him. If he didn't then he would just ignore it.

[SuperJerk 0]

I'd have to agree here, actually. The UN is only a little more intelligent than the AN was pre-WWII.

What the hell's the AN?

 

Talk about the feminization of America.

Anyone care to translate that sentence for me? I afraid I don't speak chauvinist.

[Guest Quik]

Umm, Layfield is a pro wrestler. Moore is an author/director. Which of the two would you expect to go to "Childish" name-calling?

 

And isn't it sad that the one you'd LEAST expect to resort to name-calling does it a lot?

             -=Mike

Given your sig, I doubt you should take the moral high ground on this matter.

Given the level of irrational hatred of JBL, I doubt anybody can claim a higher ground.

 

Case in point:

I believe I am going to change my article’s name to “The Champ’s Report.” I know a lot of you are very, very happy for me. I hate to say “I told you so” but … well you know the rest.

 

Or we could call it "The Shower Rapist" report. Really doesn't matter to me.

Ah, bashing him based SOLELY on internet innuendo, the lowest form of evidence out there.

I am so proud that we have a champion that represents Americans so well. After all, I am what most of you would love to be, the epitome of the American dream. So thank you all for your kind words and support.

 

So, is this kayfabe? I really, really hope this is kayfabe. And I thought the epitome of the American dream was a white picket fence, 2 floor house, 2.5 kids, wife and a dog. Not a pseudo-redneck, evil oil tycoon rip-off who wrestles.

Yup, kayfabe is ALIVE and well.

I do have to say that I was pleased with the Texas Bull Rope Match. I delivered again, as I always do. However, after two horribly black eyes and many stitches, I am not sure I am looking forward to the Cage Match in just over a week. I am sure, though, that once again, I will deliver. Isn’t it great to have a guy who you know will always deliver when he says he will?

 

Yeah, God bless Eddy. Too bad he pulled a hamstring carrying your ass.

Hmm, they had 3 matches. ALL were fairly different in style. ALL were rather good. And JBL, in your eyes, had NO part in this.

I got to see my pal Hermie Sadler, the NASCAR driver, last week, but he left before we could indulge in a few adult beverages. He has a version of a story when I supposedly wrecked one of his vehicles on a bear hunting trip in North Carolina. This was an alleged event.

 

NASCAR? Bear hunting? Beer? Jesus, when does he start teeling us about the night of white-hot Christian sex he had with his cousin?

Somebody at some point posted this:

Patriotism is equally as bad as racism. If you're biased to people just because they live in the same country as you, than you're no better than a fucking Klansman. Shmuck/

Surely this person wouldn't be guilty of making exceptionally offensive stereotypical remarks, would this person?

The first question I asked him was if he thought this timing was appropriate; no matter what he thought about Reagan, I thought this showed absolutely no class. He wouldn’t answer; he went into a diatribe about how Reagan had killed nuns and priests and had urinated on a priest’s grave. I am not making this up.

 

Yeah, and you sodomize WWE rookies in the shower. You two should get along. Have an adult beverage with him, John.

JBL is annoyed at Rall being a prick and actually HAS concrete evidence to back it up. You hate JBL, again, due to internet innuendo, which is up there with "My psychic told me" in the pantheon of evidence.

He then went on to the Iranian hostages and how Reagan was such a coward in dealing with Ayatollah Khomeini. When I corrected him with a couple of facts, he hung up. That’s right, he hung up. We called him back and got his answering machine; we have yet to be able to reach him.

 

I wonder if Bradshaw has a sound machine, and plays wacky noises and stuff. Is it like the Z-Morning zoo on Bradshaw's radio show? He probly hung up because Johnny=boy wouldn't let him speak.

Such hatred based on pure speculation.

I saw where Michael Moore said in England that Americans had to be the dumbest people on the planet. Also, in his last book (page 67 and 68) he said that the reason we dislike France is because they are smarter than us, better read and more sophisticated.

Well, yeah. They are better read, and more sophisticated than us. They can also make frog legs taste good. Those fuckers have talent, baby!.

That's actually factually inaccurate, but I hate to rain on a parade too badly.

For those of you from different countries who wonder if I like America better than your country, the answer is yes. If I didn’t like it better, I wouldn’t live here. I hope you feel the same about your country; if you don’t, then you are doing your country an injustice by staying. I have no problem saying I am biased to where I live; I think everyone should be biased to their home.

 

Patriotism is equally as bad as racism. If you're biased to people just because they live in the same country as you, than you're no better than a fucking Klansman. Shmuck/

 

The rest is unimportant. Fuck Bradshaw.

OMG, the guy who had no problem using rather offensive redneck stereotypes to attack JBL was the SAME guy who wrote this?

 

I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell ya.

-=Mike

...Who has no real beef with JBL and notices that SD does have a few more contending faces than heels...

If you don't like it, get out of this thread.

 

Seriously though, I'd like to think that after about a thousand or so posts people would learn not to take 90% of what I say seriously. I don't actually hate Bradshaw, he's a pro wrestler. I just like being an asshole on the internet, and posting little responses to his column while I eat Chinese food.

[Guest MikeSC]

If you don't like it, get out of this thread.

Nah. I'll just present an alternative viewpoint.

-=Mike

[Vyce 0]

If you don't like it, get out of this thread.

Nah. I'll just present an alternative viewpoint.

-=Mike

Actually, apparently the new protocol is that if you disagree with the opinion of another poster here at TSM, you should create a thread in HD to bash that person to make you feel better about your own inadequacies & insecurities.

 

It's what the pussy-boys in the CE folder have started doing.