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Disturbing Quote from Velocity

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Guest Samurai Johnny Frankenstein

A- It's Velocity, which has worse numbers than Impact

B- They've been using the name for weeks and no-one's said anything yet

C- It's Bob Holly and Billy Gunn. Who gives a flying fuck

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
What's GHB?

It's a liquid form of ecstasy. Eddy Guerrero wrecked his car under the influence of it in 1999.

...

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Oh and how is this any worse then calling a move a DDT?

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Guest The Ultimate Fantasy

Bill DeMott and Josh Mathews are Commentary GOLD !!! Not about the GHB comment but other stuff like how Akio is a world famous korean movie star, having been in movies like Enter the Yang and one where he played a flying elvis.

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Guest Real F'n Show

So what does the name GHB have to do with Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly? Gunn Holly Bob?

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Guest The Ultimate Fantasy
So what does the name GHB have to do with Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly? Gunn Holly Bob?

It's a double team neckbreaker powerbomb, the Gun Holly Bomb.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Too much GHB and I'm getting up to change the channel.

Just don't drive to the store... that was Eddy's mistake.

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I liked DeMott's "Coxic bone" line about Nunzio more, honestly.

Mott actually stole a line from, of all people, Stevie Ray, by calling Rico a "fruit booty" a few weeks back.

 

Both Mott & Matthews have some VERY weird commentary at times.

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Guest Mindless_Aggression

I really wish Stevie Ray was doing Velocity instead of Demott. Word for word, he is the only man to have almost as many "What In God's Name?" moments as Dusty Rhodes.

 

Someone start a pointless internet petition.

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Guest Staravenger

Josh is tolerable, but DeMott is just stupid...and he says Junior WAY too much like he's Chris Jericho or something.

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Guest The Ultimate Fantasy

No when Micheal Cole sayes Boys it is intolerable but when Bill says it, it's kinda resonalble. GOD DAMMIT LAY OFF THE VELOCITY COMMENTARY!!!!!!!!

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Guest Dazed

Holly's old finisher, the Falcon Arrow was briefly dubbed the "Hollycaust", before they realised how insanely tasteless it was.

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Guest Dids

That's so totally NOT tasteless. Corny as hell, but I'm sorry- if that offends you, you need persepctive.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
What's GHB?

It's a liquid form of ecstasy. Eddy Guerrero wrecked his car under the influence of it in 1999.

It's just called Liquid X. There's really no MDMA in the stuff at all.

 

The human body actually produces GHB to sustain metabolism, which is why the synthetic form was originally marketed as a workout supplement, until people noticed you could get rocked on it, and it hit the club scene at about the same time. It acts as a disassociative and a sedative.

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Guest Dazed
That's so totally NOT tasteless. Corny as hell, but I'm sorry- if that offends you, you need persepctive.

 

It doesn't offend me personally, but parodying the name of an event that killed over 6,000,000 Jews... I can't think of many things that are worse.

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I can't think of many things that are worse.

..book festivals?

 

Natl_Book_Festival_Manlapaz.jpg

 

..nah, I guess not.

 

Anyways, didn't Duke Drose use GHB to date rape women until Bradshaw came along and..well..uh.."stopped it"?

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Guest Dids
That's so totally NOT tasteless.  Corny as hell, but  I'm sorry- if that offends you, you need persepctive.

 

It doesn't offend me personally, but parodying the name of an event that killed over 6,000,000 Jews... I can't think of many things that are worse.

It was a word well before the 1940s. Sheesh.

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Guest Dazed

Yes, I know that. But the extermination of Jews by the Nazis is known as "THE holocaust". This is getting irrelevant and off topic anyway, so leave it there.

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Guest Staravenger

Holly's finishing move names are some of the worst ever. Easy enough. Off topic, but did Holly even have a FM when he was Sparky Plugg?

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Holly's finishing move names are some of the worst ever. Easy enough. Off topic, but did Holly even have a FM when he was Sparky Plugg?

Flying Bodypress?

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Guest netslob

i THINK he may have had one called the "Pitstop Plunge", but i'm not sure.

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I really wish Stevie Ray was doing Velocity instead of Demott. Word for word, he is the only man to have almost as many "What In God's Name?" moments as Dusty Rhodes.

 

Someone start a pointless internet petition.

WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, MR. UMPHUS!

 

 

That's the "What The Fuck" moment to end 'em all.

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Yes. I don't think anyone on WW_ TV ever called it the "Hollycaust".

 

I liked DeMott's "Coxic bone" line about Nunzio more, honestly.

 

It's called the coccyx. Just thought I'd point that out.

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Guest Repo Man Reborn
From Bill DeMott about Billy Gunn and Bob Holly's finisher:

 

"Too much GHB, and you're never getting up!"

 

Isn't that just a teeny-eeny bit tasteless?

This is clearly a subliminal message from Demott to Josh Matthews that he wants to date-rape him.

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