Exodus...

[Guest TheJewof2001]

 

Ex 1:6

Joseph died, as did his brothers and all that generation.

[Guest SP-1]

I like how Luke Skywalker appears to have been in ancient Egypt. (Far right)

[Guest TheJewof2001]

SEXUAL DISCHARGES

Lv 15:16

'When a man ejaculates semen...'

[The Czech Republic 0]

Don't come around here no more.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I like how Luke Skywalker appears to have been in ancient Egypt. (Far right)

They explain that in Episode VII

 

Legos appear to have come a long way from when I was a child. The lego people of my generation had no facial expressions or penises to ejaculate from.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is great.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

remember when they said no more gimmicks?

 

yeah...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Posting images from The Brick Testament hardly qualifies as gimmickry.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Ok.

[DerangedHermit 0]

SEXUAL DISCHARGES

Lv 15:16

'When a man ejaculates semen...'

Best. Pic. Ever.

 

You're quite a little Jew. I hope you don't Jew me out of stuff, you Jew.

[spiny norman 0]

Not sure why, but I found the following the most amusing section.

 

 

 

 

'If your brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife tries to secretly entice you, telling you to go and worship other gods, gods of people living near you, or far from you, or anywhere on earth, do not listen to him.'

 

 

'You must kill them. Show them no pity. And your hand must strike the first blow.'

 

 

'Then the hands of all the people. You shall stone them to death.'

[chaosrage 0]

 

'If a man happens to meet a virgin woman who is not engaged to be married...'

 

 

'...And he seizes her and rapes her...'

 

 

'...but is caught in the act...'

 

 

'...the rapist must pay the girl's father fifty silver shekels.'

 

 

'She must marry the rapist, because he has violated her. And so long as he lives, he may not divorce her.'

 

- The End -

[Guest SP-1]

Ah, good. Sites that forego scholarly understanding and just skewer scripture to modern interpretation. Wonderous.

[Guest HungryJack]

Yes, the twisting of intent is rampant, but the pictures ARE funny.

[chaosrage 0]

Yeah, except like usual, it isn't being skewered at all. Sorry you don't like what it says SP.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Ah, good. Sites that forego scholarly understanding and just skewer scripture to modern interpretation. Wonderous.

You really expected anything other than the easy joke from a site that reconstructs biblical verses with Legos?

[chaosrage 0]

This is an even better one.

Lv 18:23

'Neither should a woman present herself to an animal for sex. It is a perversion.'

 

 

 

Lv 20:16

'If a woman approaches an animal to have sex with it, kill the woman and the animal. They are certainly to be put to death. Their blood is on their own heads.'

 

- The End -

[Guest SP-1]

Chaos, your lack of understanding of how to read the Bible shines through. It's a whole book. The New Testament counts, as do the teachings of Jesus and Paul. Which, by the way, tell us why those laws were initially put into place and why they no longer count.

 

But you keep talking like you know what you mean there champ.

[BX 0]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN, THEY ARE ENJOYING INTERESTING SCENES MADE OF LEGO BLOCKS.

 

JESUS.

[MrRant 0]

HI BX! HOW ARE YOU?

[BX 0]

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[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN, THEY ARE ENJOYING INTERESTING SCENES MADE OF LEGO BLOCKS.

 

JESUS.

true, but Chaos is also an idiot.

[chaosrage 0]

Chaos, your lack of understanding of how to read the Bible shines through.  It's a whole book.  The New Testament counts, as do the teachings of Jesus and Paul.  Which, by the way, tell us why those laws were initially put into place and why they no longer count.

Actually, that's total bullshit, they do still count, but I'm not getting into another argument with you. That's just a waste of time.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

None of this intrigues me as much as the idea of Birds in the Hotel.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

This is the best one:

 

 

Just the look on the bear's face.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

There's a giant peeping Tom bunny in the far right too.

 

When did they start making Lego people with such devious looks on their faces?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm sure all the pirate-themed Lego sets have their share of sinister looking men.

[Guest SP-1]

Chaos, your lack of understanding of how to read the Bible shines through.  It's a whole book.  The New Testament counts, as do the teachings of Jesus and Paul.  Which, by the way, tell us why those laws were initially put into place and why they no longer count.

Actually, that's total bullshit, they do still count, but I'm not getting into another argument with you. That's just a waste of time.

Please, chaos. You are so bent on seeing things your way and maintaining your view of Christians and the church that when an educated Christian confronts you on the shite you spew you get all huffy about it. Your conclusions are poor and biased, your theories are the worst kind of pop culture tripe and your methods are sloppy. You are a poor critic of biblical studies and theology precisely because your mind is more closed to a different viewpoint than those whom you claim share that condition.

 

And no, BX. I will not calm down. I was fine with the thread, and was all set to crack jokes about Skywalker showing up until chaos started talking about things he has no idea about. It is a discussion that doesn't concern you, and one I will not drop so easily. Deal with it.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

'A man whose testicles have been crushed...'

 

'...or whose penis has been cut off...'

 

'...must not be admitted to the congregation of Yahweh.'

 

Dt. 23:1

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Well, I had a funny feeling that my day wouldn't be complete without seeing Lego depictions of Rape and beastiality.