Birds in the Hotel's Blog

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

God damn heathens!! Ruining my perfect blog.

 

I went with chineese for lunch. Lo mein, sweet and sour chicken and General Tso's. God damn I'm full.

 

Sorry Dids, I'll have to try your suggestion next week.

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest Dids]

Actually, that does sound very good. Not sure where I'd get one around here though. Maybe the sandwhich shop could do something like that?

 

Thanks Dids.

IHOP. Or just order two sourdough jacks and a side of BBQ.

 

Dids- didn't get fat just sitting around, he did it eating too.

 

That reminds me- where's Ripper?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He hasn't posted much lately, I see him on AIM sometimes, he comes into the Chat occasionally.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Blog,

 

I just felt up and almost fucked some girl, in my office, while IN MY OFFICE.

 

She's a slut though.

 

Who da man?

 

Happy birthday to me.

 

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest Dids]

The very hot 19 year old who works for me asked me to put a dog collar on her ealier today...

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Blog,

 

I tried to talk the girl into sex, but she said she gets to loud. Only half a preent for me I guess.

 

She wants to set something up for next week. I did what I did in the heat of the moment. I might have to fire up the "lame excuse" machine if I'm not feelin' it next week. She had her chance with greatness.

 

Later on ya'll.

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dude...aren't you married?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

The very hot 19 year old who works for me asked me to put a dog collar on her ealier today...

Did you sniff her ass afterwards?

[Art Sandusky 0]

She wants to set something up for next week. I did what I did in the heat of the moment. I might have to fire up the "lame excuse" machine if I'm not feelin' it next week. She had her chance with greatness.

It never happens if you talk about it.

[Guest Dids]

The very hot 19 year old who works for me asked me to put a dog collar on her ealier today...

Did you sniff her ass afterwards?

I'm professional, no hitting on/fucking the people that work for me. Way more problems than it's worth.

 

All I'll say is that whoever does put that collar on her is going to be a lucky man.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Dude...aren't you married?

Me? Hehe...that uh...didn't work out.

 

Actually, we are "trying to work things out." As you hear, I'm trying very hard.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Dear Diary,

 

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted. It doesn't amaze me anymore (and it really never did), but I do notice how much better I am than these poor, misguided souls who can never confront reality.

 

Awash in awesome,

 

Dr. Tom

[Guest UncleJesseMark]

Dear Diary,

 

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted. It doesn't amaze me anymore (and it really never did), but I do notice how much better I am than these poor, misguided souls who can never confront reality.

 

Awash in awesome,

 

Dr. Tom

pussy

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dude...aren't you married?

Me? Hehe...that uh...didn't work out.

 

Actually, we are "trying to work things out." As you hear, I'm trying very hard.

too bad. Bye buddy.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Props to Dr. Tom on this one.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted.

That's not completely true, some people do enjoy his presence. I'll never know how that story ended about his work thinking of suing him for flippinf over their rig.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

That's not completely true, some people do enjoy his presence

 

No.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Dear Paul's Diary,

 

Its tommorow and Tack hasn't given me free music. He deserves a swift kick to the nuts

 

Signed,

Frigid

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The very few people who enjoyed Birds long ago proved that their opinions are meaningless, so arguing his worth is a moot point.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Except for Banky, but he just likes stirring up shit, anyway.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

The very few people who enjoyed Birds long ago proved that their opinions are meaningless, so arguing his worth is a moot point.

IE. People he dislikes can't have good opinions.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

It's gonna be tomorrow in about 21.5 hours at this rate unless Frigid takes it easy on the bugging.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'll be good

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dear Diary,

 

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted. It doesn't amaze me anymore (and it really never did), but I do notice how much better I am than these poor, misguided souls who can never confront reality.

 

Awash in awesome,

 

Dr. Tom

You are about as funny as a kick to the nuts.

 

You folks are no fun. Bah, bah.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Dear Diary,

 

Some people just never learn that their presence is not wanted.

I'm afraid we can't help you with that particular vice of yours, Tom. Writing about it in a diary is a small step at the very least, but isn't going to cure that problem.

[Guest ian.]

You banned him on his birthday.

 

How could you?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You banned him on his birthday.

 

How could you?

Thats a very fucking good question! Let him have his day, Tom!!! Bastards.

[Slayer 0]

"Dear Blog,

 

Today I got banned from TSM.

 

Sincerely,

 

Birds in the Hotel"

[Guest Mike302]

Silly mods. Ban this ID too. But if you can't tell, I'll come back. You'll ban me again. Then I'll come back. It'll be a vicious circle, as it has been. But NEITHER of us will win. Not the board, and not myself. And to those of you who hate me...YOU'LL be the losers in all this. Fuckers.

[Guest Nelly's Bandaid]

Sorry, but I can't help but feel the loser in all this is whoever keeps trying to come back to the board after getting banned.