Birds in the Hotel's Blog

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Wow! I never knew this "web" could be so dangerous. I better start packin' heat in here!

 

My afternoon cigarette was quite refreshing, and in slightly more than an hour, I'll be headed home. I will miss you, bloggy blog.

 

An experienced blogger,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

this is entertaining.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

this is entertaining.

CWM in sense of humour shocker!!

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

There's a fight a brewin. About 15 minutes left of my work day. I'm unsure as to where to go for dinner. I'll figure something out on my 45 minute drive home. I'm ready for a nice relaxing night and I hope you are too, blog. You're my bestest bestest friend.

 

Touched by a blog,

 

Birds in the Hotel.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

this is entertaining.

CWM in sense of humour shocker!!

I have a sense of humor always. I just don't normally show it.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

I see there is a poster named "Red Hot thumbtack in the eye."

 

I'm almost speechless at the pain I sense in this mans life.

 

Not a sadist,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Murmuring Beast 0]

this is entertaining.

CWM in sense of humour shocker!!

I have a sense of humor always. I just don't normally show it.

 

Maury says get in touch with your humourous side.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

A beast who murmurs? I meet quite the crowd in this little blog of mine.

 

Gone til November (or maybe just tomorrow),

 

Birds in the Hotel

[alfdogg 0]

Hopefully the former

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Hopefully the former

Just for you, aliendog, I came back now.

 

Dream of me, pansy.

 

Birds in the Hotel

[alfdogg 0]

I will! :wub:

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

I knew you would. What a nice, cozy day this has been. I will miss you all until we meet again.

 

Please, feel free to share YOUR thoughts while I'm gone. Let us know what you're up to.

 

Inviting,

 

Birds in the Hotel.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Can I dream of a porta-potty along with an image of you?

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I guess I'll just have to send Dave Winfield to the damn hotel. Hope he's one for repeat performances.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

BLOGGY! Oh have I missed you so! My heart has been quivering, I've got goosebumps, and now my wee wee (hehe!) is getting solid (HARD!).

 

I went out to dinner tonight. It was great. Now I sit here before you, in awe! I'm not pleased that others have not stated how their day's were, but maybe they are just shy. They will share, in time.

 

Having a wonderful night,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[DerangedHermit 0]

BLOGGY! Oh have I missed you so! My heart has been quivering, I've got goosebumps, and now my wee wee (hehe!) is getting solid (HARD!).

 

I went out to dinner tonight. It was great. Now I sit here before you, in awe! I'm not pleased that others have not stated how their day's were, but maybe they are just shy. They will share, in time.

 

Having a wonderful night,

 

Birds in the Hotel

BLOGGY!  Oh have I missed you so!  My heart has been quivering, I've got goosebumps, and now my wee wee (hehe!) is getting solid (HARD!). 

 

I went out to dinner tonight.  It was great.  Now I sit here before you, in awe!  I'm not pleased that others have not stated how their day's were, but maybe they are just shy.  They will share, in time. 

 

Having a wonderful night,

 

Birds in the Hotel

 

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Good morning. Still drinking lots of OJ this morning, only this time, OJ with Calcium, which will substitute for my lack of milk drinking.

 

This should be a great weekend. I plan of drinking, and maybe, SCORING.

 

Let's take a vote on what I should have for lunch today...in fact, maybe I'll set up a poll.

 

What a great day. I almost feel like Mr Rant, but with a personality.

 

Mischievous,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest The Ultimate Fantasy]

You know what would Rock? The Offical The Ultimate Fantasy blog. Imagine the awesomeness:

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

You know what would Rock? The Offical The Ultimate Fantasy blog. Imagine the awesomeness:

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Yes, it would suck. You are not the QUALITY poster that I am.

 

Finally, time for morning break. Maybe I should start a poll on a before lunch snack??

 

What do you say, folks? Rold Gold Pretzels, Doritos or a Rice Krispie Treat?

 

Looking forward to suggestions,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[DerangedHermit 0]

You know what would Rock? The Offical The Ultimate Fantasy blog. Imagine the awesomeness:

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Yes, it would suck. You are not the QUALITY poster that I am.

 

Finally, time for morning break. Maybe I should start a poll on a before lunch snack??

 

What do you say, folks? Rold Gold Pretzels, Doritos or a Rice Krispie Treat?

 

Looking forward to suggestions,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Cyanide and peanut butter sandwich, with a nice glass of bleach.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

You know what would Rock? The Offical The Ultimate Fantasy blog. Imagine the awesomeness:

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Yes, it would suck. You are not the QUALITY poster that I am.

 

Finally, time for morning break. Maybe I should start a poll on a before lunch snack??

 

What do you say, folks? Rold Gold Pretzels, Doritos or a Rice Krispie Treat?

 

Looking forward to suggestions,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Cyanide and peanut butter sandwich, with a nice glass of bleach.

I'm open to ALL options. I'll write that one down, it MAY be our winner.

 

I think I'm just going to drink a coke, though. Anyone have big plans for the weekend?

 

Curious,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest The Ultimate Fantasy]

You know what would Rock? The Offical The Ultimate Fantasy blog. Imagine the awesomeness:

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Yes, it would suck. You are not the QUALITY poster that I am.

 

Finally, time for morning break. Maybe I should start a poll on a before lunch snack??

 

What do you say, folks? Rold Gold Pretzels, Doritos or a Rice Krispie Treat?

 

Looking forward to suggestions,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Dude I'm "The Ultimate Fantasy of TSM" for you see while I did "zzzzzs" they were the greatest "zzzz" in the entire world. In fact they are so important that they are ULTIMATE!

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Blog,

 

I think this guy who posted before me is just CRAZY. Let's be kind to him.

 

 

Like retards,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Guest The Ultimate Fantasy]

Blog,

 

I think this guy who posted before me is just AWESOME. Let's revere him.

 

 

Like a God,

 

Birds in the Hotel

Thanks for the Compliment.

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

Blog,

 

So far, in my poll, subway might be the place where I eat today. Although one of the mods, said if I don't eat pizza (his siggestion), that I'll be banned. Oh blog, my heart is torn, TORN I say!

 

Torn,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Slayer 0]

"Dear Blog,

 

Today I got banned from TSM.

 

Sincerely,

 

Birds in the Hotel"

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

"Dear Blog,

 

Today I got banned from TSM.

 

Sincerely,

 

Birds in the Hotel"

OMG!!! Plaigerism!!! I didn't write that!

 

And why would I get banned? You seem to have quite the hard on for me. Is there something we should all know about you?

 

Anyhow, Pizza is now tied with Subway in my "what should I eat" poll. We'll see what wins.

 

Not a homophobe,

 

Birds in the Hotel

[Slayer 0]

And why would I get banned?

For sucking

 

Or not eating pizza

 

But mostly for sucking

[Guest Birds in the Hotel]

And why would I get banned?

For sucking

 

Or not eating pizza

 

But mostly for sucking

I'm sure you wouldn't have made it a day, if that were the case.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Birds in the Hotel is better than DerangedHermit so far.