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Karen McDougal is gone? BOO! She was also on the E! Wild On host shows and got dropped. IMO, she's fucking gorgeous. Don't really see a place on Raw for her, but I don't really see a place on Raw for any of them.

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I'm so excited to know that I'll be at RAW next week in DC and the only thing announced so far is the stupid Diva vote off. I can't wait for THAT to kill 20 minutes. Hopefully the crowd has the good sense to boo the shit out of it...

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Guest TheJewof2001

WWE's RAW Diva Search special on Spike TV yesterday drew a 1.1 rating with a 2 share.

 

That is a decent rating, but I am sure Vince wanted something higher.

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Guest TheJewof2001

The 15th rated cable show gets a 2.3. A 1.1 isn't that far behind, so it is a decent rating.

 

Not great, good, or bad, a decent rating.

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How long have they been promoting the Diva Search on RAW? They expect this to go _the whole summer_. Doing a 1.1 when RAW does (at least) triple that -and is basically a HEAT number-, means there isn't a great deal of interest in it. That's a number that says "The people who always watch WWE programming watched it". There is _no_ momentum to carry this angle (?) through to its conclusion and they'll probably resort to more gimmicky stuff to get it over in the future. I'm thinking they'll work a love triangle between 3 of the contestants and end with a cat fight.

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Guest Staravenger

Maybe the Right To Censor can return and end it. I know I'd cheer.

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If I knew or cared about any of the contestants, I'd SO write it (the lesbian drama) out and watch it get stolen. I'd give it a melodramatic narrator and throw in some drug scandal and one of the contestants sleeping with a judge and the aforementioned Love Triangle. Then someones dog dies and you get a "very special episode..." where they all kiss and make up before the final judgement drives them apart. Just make it into a parody because it's already a bomb - so you might as well get SOME value out of it.

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... and one of the contestants would really be a transexual. The one that slept with Coach. He/She would end up getting killed and there would be a big mystery surrounding it - a "whodunnit", if you will.

Lance Storm and Rikishi would be the top suspects.

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"I did it for you Rock. All these white women willing to swallow some strudel. They have STD's! They'll ruin you Rock and make you itch something fierce. Rikishi could not let that happen. So I slept with all the contestants in a screening process. I slept with Mona. Rikishi backed that ass up and got a big suprise. Mona was a dude. I knew Mona wanted to sleep with The Rock and would make a sex tape. Rikishi had to stop that. So Rikishi called up Jimmy Snuka and we took care of it. I did it for you brah."

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Guest Coffey
Val Venis should be involved in this.

No, he shouldn't. That would just encourage WWE to push his dead-end gimmick even further instead of trying to make him over and utilize his strengths.

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I believe we have different definitions of decent.

 

Clearly.

 

Define "great", "good" and "bad".

 

Sunday Night Heat used to do 4's and 3's. Now they hover around 1. That is "bad". Velocity and Experience can't even do that - that's "very bad". Diva search did 1.1 - Heat level. And the Diva search has gotten MUCH more promotion than Heat has AND they have MUCH higher hopes for it and plan to run with it for _months_. The current avg. for Smackdown is about 3.2/3.3 and RAW is 3.7ish (unofficial). How could you still consider the Diva specials number "Decent"? If the "absolute best" number it could have gotten is a 3.7 and the "absolute worst" number it could have gotten is a 0.6, how can it be decent when it is very much closer to "absolute worst"?? ECW did higher numbers fer cryin out loud and that was without promotion from the station or anywhere else and on a Friday night in between Roller Jam and Rock N Bowl and those numbers are _still_ considered "poor".

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Guest Staravenger

Here's a way for WWE to bury Val Venis more: Make his character gay, and have him star in adult films with other men.

 

Burial Complete.

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I think he should be a pathetic shell of his former self and try to hit on the Divas and get completely rejected - but still act like he's hot shit and talk about how him and the godfather and terri runnels used to own the world back in 99.

 

OR they could spoof The Surreal Life 2 with Val as Ron Jeremy, Sable as Tammy Faye, Cena as Vanilla Ice, Jackie as Tracy, Sunny as Trishelle, and Big Bossman as the CHIPS dude.

 

The SurrEal life would fucking own.

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Carmella is hot...

 

But isn't there inherently a bit of decreased interest in a potential "Diva" when she's exposed her boobs and meat flaps in a magazine already?

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