Richard 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2004 that should be date, not hate http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/brookehogan.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted July 21, 2004 the whole thing's a riot. best line: Shortly after their initial success Hogan (and his cohorts Hall and Nash, and their cohorts Oates and Crosby Stills, respectively) began letting anybody who wanted to join into the group. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted July 21, 2004 This is great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 22, 2004 So you'd like to have no life.....starting threads about Brooke Hogan. This is lower than HHH bashing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 someone has sand in their vagina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted July 22, 2004 God isn't a Hulkamaniac. GOD IS A LITTLE STINGER. And the Holy Ghost is a "friend and supporter of Randy Orton." Hello Sig! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnonymousBroccoli 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 I'm not quite done the article, but this is awesome. http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hulkziguri.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Political experts agree that it could've been his boa and old lady sunglasses getup fueling homophobia or his two-toned beard causing discomfort in children and dogs (who only see in black and white, so to them Hogan looked like Trapjaw from He-man) that spoiled his run at the oval office, but I think it was due to the fact that he was IN CHARGE OF A LARGE GANG. GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 This article syncs up perfectly with "Oh My Fucking God" by Strapping Young Lad. It's creepy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Age 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Trying to ask for Brooke's hand in marriage will inevitably be brushed off by a story about how the Big Hulkster in the Sky struck him with the lightning necessary to collect enough mortal strength to bodyslam Big John Studd. Don't worry, it's nothing personal: the man is FUCKING INSANE. Into another blown up diatribe about how he and the Ultimate Warrior climbed a mountain so they could jump off, grab God by the feet, yank him to the ground, and ride Harley Davidsons over him until he gave their fists the power of Thor's hammer If the new kid in school walks up to you in the locker room and asks you about your new girlfriend, don't be quick to divulge any scandalous information. If the new kid is a 6'5 orange guy draped in feathered boas and an American flag mask, chances are that the new kid could in fact be your girlfriend's father. Brilliant. I could qoute that entire article. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHK 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 I'm not quite done the article, but this is awesome. http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hulkziguri.htm That is the most amazing thing of my entire life. I can't believe Hogan actually knows a wrestling move. That's going in my sig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 That song was recorded by "Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band," which is almost as creative as naming them "Hulk Hogan and the Musicians Playing With Hulk Hogan." Wouldn't "10,000 Hulkamaniacs" have been a more clever name? No, they had to let Jimmy Hart name them. He probably wanted to call them "Hulk Hogan and the Hulk Hogan is a Wrestler." Be-yoo-tee-full. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 I love the other guides on the page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest combat_rock Report post Posted July 23, 2004 If you are MENTALLY RETARDED and punch him EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ASSUMEDLY WATCHED WRESTLING BEFORE AND KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES, Hogan will POINT AT YOU, make you RUN INTO HIS ELEVATED FOOT, and then SIT DOWN WITH HIS UNDERLEG ACROSS YOUR CHEST. AND THEN YOU WILL BE DEAD. Man, this thing is too much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 Nice pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted July 23, 2004 he stole those from Sabu...or Kenzo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 I can't decide if it's funny or pathetic to see a 50 y/o man dressing like a 15 y/o kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tangerine Report post Posted July 25, 2004 I find the fact he's wearing the Fall Brawl t shirt in open public funnier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 That's a whole lotta Axl you got there, Prez. I know I'm off topic, shut up. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
