I'm a Liberal, And I hate America...

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

A winner is....me

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Is it too late for me NOT to call UJM my hero? I would like to replace him with Spiny, Kahran or Agent.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Well I'm right here, but I'm neither of them. But I'll be your daddy for a day.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Thanks......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but No

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I'm telling you kid, you stick with me and things will start going your way around here.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Okay. YOU'RE my hero.

 

*Waits for things to go my way*

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

You've made the right choice. You'll see.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I knew the moment this thread was started that this dude was gone. I felt a disturbance in the Whorce.

[Guest SP-1]

He might have been entertaining if not for the, "bitches" at the end of every post. That just got annoying and killed his appeal to me.

 

He was sort of what I imagine a LiberalBot would be like if someone spilled some water on it and it spazzed out before dying.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

DRUDGE REPORT 2004 needs to post more often.

[Adam 0]

dude, thats the whole point of gimmicks, you don't use them too much or they become very stale very quickly.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Who is that gaylord dressed like thumbtack?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh wait, that's just thumbtack..but who's this tack monkey fellow?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I should have known not to adopt a non lower halfer. The name is an improvement over TheBigSwigg though.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

You know, I would've done better if you'd given me something other than retribution on Spiny. I had nothing to go on.

[Slayer 0]

Wow, I can't even tell the difference anymore

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm really glad he didn't start copying me, but then again that's Nevermortal's gig.

 

Oh shit

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Red Hot Thumbsack In The Ass, I saw all I needed to see. Your heart clearly wasn't into it.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

But I was learning. Where's your Patience?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If you get dissed by two people in a row, you're going to have to shave Thumbtack's balls for him.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Okay, but I don't have a very steady hand with a razor.