JN News 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 Does anyone remember these? (Men Without Hats) We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise them with the victory cry Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will And you can act real rude or totally removed And I can act like an imbecile Say we can dance, we can dance Everything's out of control We can dance, we can dance They're doing it from pole to pole We can dance, we can dance Everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance Everybody taken the chance The safety dance The safety dance The safety dance We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it we are never going to lose it And everything will work out right Say, we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friend of mine Chorus (Wierd Al Yankovic) You can watch mr. rogers You can watch three's company And you can turn on fame or the nelywed game Or the addams family I say, you can watch barney miller And you can watch your mtv And you can watch 'till your eyes fall out of your head That'll be ok with me And you can watch (tv) You can watch johnny carson You can watch phil donahue And you can use tv guide to help you decide With capsulized review Say, you can watch 60 minutes Even captain kangaroo But there's only one set, so what ever you watch Well, you know i gotta watch it too Say, give it up, give it up, television's taking its toll That's enought, that's enough, gimme the remote controll I been nice, i been good, please don't do this to me Turn it off, turn it off, i don't want to have to see The brady bunch Not the brady bunch Well, the brady bunch Yeah, the brady bunch It's the story of a lovely lady, Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, Like their mother, The youngest one in curls. It's the story of a man named Brady Who was busy with three boys of his own. They were four men living all together, A-yeah, but they were all alone. Till then one day, A-one day, When the lady met this fellow And they knew, And they knew It was much more than a hunch That the group, A-this group Must somehow form a family. That's the way, That's the way, That's the way they all became the Brady Bunch. Well, the Brady Bunch, Yeah, the Brady Bunch, Well, the Brady Bunch. Oh, it's the Brady Bu-unch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 30, 2004 yeah, I remember those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 I always dug the video for "Safety Dance." The cheesy medievil themed carnival type atmosphere was nice. And then there was the MIDGET~! "The Brady Bunch" is one of my favourite Yankovic tracks off off one of my favourite Yankovic albums. "Nature Trail to Hell in 3-D" is ownage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 Yeah, the one thing I always remember from the video is the MIDGET~! Don't mind the song either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2004 I don't know how or when...but their will be a black metal version of safety dance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2004 You have a band. Get on it. But you have to use the exact same lyrics. It wouldn't be good without it. And if there is a video you have to have midget in there for like dwarf tossing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2004 Midget tossing would be great, but I think that a mosh pit compsed ENTIRELY of midgets would be even better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
