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Guest croweater
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I believe it was around this time last year when my parents when up to Yellowknife in Canada for 6 months.

 

This year however....

 

THEY'RE GOING TO SOUTH AFRICA!!!!

 

Because my brother is moving out this coming Friday I'll have a 4 bedroom house to my own fucking self!!!!!

 

I'm getting a couple of my friends to move in with me, and if any of you manage to wander into Hobart on your many travels COME AND STAY THE WATER'S GREAT!!!!

 

The only hinderance in my plan for housal DOMINATION is that my Dad is scared of Civil unrest in SA and is pretty sure he's gonna get shot (as you do). Anyone know anything that may coo him into a false (or real) sense of security about the trip so I can have a BIG FUCKOFF DECEMBERWEEN PARTY and 5 months of rent free freedom???

 

Also any DECEMBERWEEN party ideas would be great.

Guest croweater
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DO I HAVE A GUITAR....

 

 

 

 

 

no

 

 

BUT DAD HAS 4 which he'll leave behind.

 

A maton and 2 other accustics, and an electric Fender. We also have 2 amps, one is awesome and the other is heaps small.

 

Add to this our banjo, keyboard, tamboreen (sp?) and piano LOUD musically goodness will reverberate around the city.

Guest croweater
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Civil unrest is notorious for "man goo missuse"

Guest The Last Free Voice
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I find it funny as soon as someone brings up man goo Tack Monkey (Swiggy) is suddenly in the thread.

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Funny thing how I read EVERY THREAD in HD, LFV.

Guest The Last Free Voice
Posted

I had an insult here, but I really don't have the self confidance to post it, becasue I'm afraid I'd bet PWN3D again. Not by you of course, but some of the posters in this folder are really good!

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Tack Monkey's a Vol fan, so he gets amnesty, but if he wasn't, he'd be classified with LFV as "too awful for words."

 

I wasn't aware South Africa was in such straits that tourists were in that much danger, or is this akin to some stupid tourists in America who refuse to fly now.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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There's no way I'd ever go to South Africa without at least one shotgun, and they don't let you bring those on airplanes anymore, so I'm not going.

Guest croweater
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A fair few SA families live down here now because they felt "in danger" but no, the problem isn't that big for tourists at all, as long as you're carefull.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

Fuck, I was told there was going to be a PARTY!

 

I feel misled.

Guest Temet
Posted

The water in Hobart would most certainly not be "great", it'd be ridiculously cold.

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Tack Monkey's a Vol fan, so he gets amnesty, but if he wasn't, he'd be classified with LFV as "too awful for words."

 

I wasn't aware South Africa was in such straits that tourists were in that much danger, or is this akin to some stupid tourists in America who refuse to fly now.

Ah....Amnesty......

 

*secretly hopes that when he comes back people will forget the past few weeks*

Guest croweater
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The water in Hobart would most certainly not be "great", it'd be ridiculously cold.

But it'd be summer. Up to 20....... maybe even 21 degrees.

 

And anyway, so what if the water is directly from Antarctica? When you're drunk you can barely notice the cold............ or that you're drowning.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

20..that's around 80-something, Farenheit. that's plenty warm to swim.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Wait a minute, I added 32 at the wrong time, no it's not 80 degrees. It'd be cold as fuck, actually.

 

I'd swim in it anyway. I might join the polar bears club.

Guest croweater
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20..that's around 80-something, Farenheit. that's plenty warm to swim.

What's Michael Moore got to do with anything?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God I'm lame.

Guest croweater
Posted

My first Summer here it got to 38.

 

It's not the freezing hell that everyone expects it to be all of the time. Summers are quite mild and the temp hovers between 24 and 30.

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