The Velocity Thread for the last day in July

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And here we go, ready to start WWE Velocity with JBL on the show in a non-title match.

 

By the way, Velocity may not be that major of a show, but I mark for the sideways pyrotechnics.

 

And we start the show off with Narcissist 04!

 

He goes up against...

 

Worm Boy! Minus his fat-assed buddy.

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You're the bitch for thinking it's the last day of August, fool!

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You're the bitch for thinking it's the last day of August, fool!

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D'OH!

 

I meant July.

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Oh, and I'm saying this right now:

 

I want Scotty to make a tag team with Shannon Moore, calling themselves the Blonde Bombs.

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And now the evil of "The Pencil Bodied Kid" Spike Dudley becoming Cruiserweight Champion.

 

CHAVITO!

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Everytime I see Funaki enter, I am reminded how much I miss Taka with him.

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Looks like I'm the only one posting in this thread.

 

I mark for the Gory Bomb.

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The man attempts to steal Cheech's car.

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The man attempts to steal Cheech's car.

I say that Angle should come to the ring for Summerslam riding in that box that he rode in for the Cena/Dupree Lumberjack Match a while back.

 

Dunno why, just think that would be fun.

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I'm surprised RUSH would let WWE use their music.

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I'm surprised RUSH would let WWE use their music.

Why's that?

 

*Doesn't follow music at all, so I know nothing about Rush and such.*

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I'll be surprised if any WWE fan knew who RUSH was......outside of Canada of course.

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Ok, just wow..I know I'm not the only one who notices it..but the Summerslam graphics this year are...well crap. I mean it looks like efed banners, that I could have made when I first started gfx's..and was using PSD's.

 

All of the pics are like...from a few years ago :| I think the Benoit pic is of him from WCW...with the belt. That's not right lol.

 

And yes, I know it's something minor, but that just irks me..why aren't they using more recent pics and stuff? Why are they using pics? And not just that..but ones I could have found on the net to do a banner 2 years ago.

 

What happened to the moving match up screens?

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It's a lame choice for a song, from what I've heard of it.

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So the Angle vs Eddie storyline is basically the same thing as the one with Edge saying dork but this time Eddie says it in spanish?

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The Bald Benoit Brothers

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Hey, it's Anglesault's Favorite Tag Team!

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Are the FBI faces? They'd make good faces.

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Ok, just wow..I know I'm not the only one who notices it..but the Summerslam graphics this year are...well crap. I mean it looks like efed banners, that I could have made when I first started gfx's..and was using PSD's.

 

All of the pics are like...from a few years ago :| I think the Benoit pic is of him from WCW...with the belt. That's not right lol.

 

And yes, I know it's something minor, but that just irks me..why aren't they using more recent pics and stuff? Why are they using pics? And not just that..but ones I could have found on the net to do a banner 2 years ago.

 

What happened to the moving match up screens?

Maybe they spent all the money for such things on getting Rush to do the Summerslam song.

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Right Said Fred vs Team Canada......er I mean FBI.

 

Petey Williams & Bobby Roode better than FBI?

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Hmmm...is it just me, or does Johnny the Bull now deserve a push just for looking cool.

 

Ok, that was exaggerating, but he just looks...'pimped' now, someone put him in the US title picture.

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Are the FBI faces? They'd make good faces.

Yea..they became faces a while ago..like around GAB.

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Are they posting the top bids on Angle's items?

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How did they become faces?

 

Johnny the Bell had a good luck in WCW, a certain "cool" luck while with Big Vito and the Thrillers.

 

When he debuted on Raw in the Hardcore Division, he had put on weight (in addition to muscle) and looked way OLD.

 

He's in pretty damn good shape now and grow his hair out some more, so he's about back to his prime of having the look.

 

But still a 0.1 on the Batista scale.

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Hmmm...is it just me, or does Johnny the Bull now deserve a push just for looking cool.

 

Ok, that was exaggerating, but he just looks...'pimped' now, someone put him in the US title picture.

Fer git 'bout it. Johnny looks like Michael Rappaport trying to be gangster.

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Are they posting the top bids on Angle's items?

http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/...=20&Submit.y=11

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Benoit's title reign hasn't even been 5 months.

 

So how has "Angle been out of action for 6 months".

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The Bull used the Pounce! And the Bashem's rightfully no sold it.

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That match didn't suck.

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It was indeed entertaining.