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The OAO RAW Thread for 8/2/04


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Evolution is a listerine, pocket change that no one sees. Mr. Polk teaches history. Todays a bong ego, Harry Carey camel-toe. I see the line in the sand...

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I'm amazed..since day one, this entrance still hasn't lost it's appeal. It's just gotten better, and better.

 

And they are all pimps in my book, even though by now we all know the story behind Batista :P.

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So, Jericho beat Benoit in the back for the World title?

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... Kane is NOT Al Bundy! But that little fantasy exchange got a few chuckles from me.

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Evolution is a listerine, pocket change that no one sees. Mr. Polk teaches history. Todays a bong ego, Harry Carey camel-toe. I see the line in the sand...

No, no, no. Evolution is a pissed Marine. Get it right, son ;)

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Well, at least that Amy girl knows how to get the crowd going.

I think she's the one who wore the Steeler jersey last week.

 

Although I forget these bitches even have names so I'm not sure.

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Holy shit... tonight Batista fights Canada.

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Benoit has really been growing on me since I bought the DVD.

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Is the 4 Real on Benoits tights new, or did I just not notice lately?

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Benoit- "Hi everybody, see my belt? Buy my DVD!"

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And "Canadian Deliverance" Chris Benoit!

 

Followed by "The Lone Canadian Babyface" Edge!

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... Kane is NOT Al Bundy! But that little fantasy exchange got a few chuckles from me.

"A gigantic, lard-assed jobber rolled out from behind the curtains today...said he needed a new gimmick. I told him to stand on his head, roll up in tinsel, put a star on his BUTT and become the newer, fatter, uglier Christmas Creature!"

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Evolution is a listerine, pocket change that no one sees. Mr. Polk teaches history. Todays a bong ego, Harry Carey camel-toe. I see the line in the sand...

No, no, no. Evolution is a pissed Marine. Get it right, son ;)

I thought Evolution was vivid tangerine.

 

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Could any of you guys possibly give me an update on what has happened tonight? I just tuned in.

Kane's not going to buy Lita a dishwasher.

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So does anyone know, is this 1 pinfall or elimination like they had in Dayton the day after Bad Blood...

 

The one that went 50 frickin minutes!

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Could any of you guys possibly give me an update on what has happened tonight? I just tuned in.

Regal owned HHH on the stick to open the show, setting up a match later.

 

Tyson Tomko beat Rosey after a big boot of doom.

 

Edge & Jericho had a sissy fight on the Highlight Reel.

 

Regal def. HHH by DQ in 10 seconds thanks to a brass knux punch. HHH then destroyed him with sledgehammer shots.

 

Kane and Lita did another horrible segment, setting up a Til Death Do Us Part Match at SSlam, where the winner of Kane/Matt marries Lita.

 

Kane squashed Maven.

 

Diva Segments Sucked... a lot.

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Bastista needs to get tagged in NOW.

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