DerangedHermit Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 What is the meaning of life and when will the world end?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 Hey Agent, you want me to send you a burn of a Flying Luttenbachers album?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 Does the fact that I've only heard of 2 of those bands mean that I am lame? No, it just means you don't listen to very much heavy metal. There's good stuff there, really.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 I'll take any free cd. In doing this, you make yourself vulnerable to being sent heavy metal cds, naked pictures, bombs, sardines, god knows. Incandenza's getting my dad's King Crimson collection. Box sets included.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 How much is that doggie in the window? 6 pounds, 7 ounces.
Art Sandusky Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 Does the fact that I've only heard of 2 of those bands mean that I am lame? No, it just means you don't listen to very much heavy metal. There's good stuff there, really. This is true. I'll never be a metalhead, but I certainly can appreciate the best of it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 In that case, you're getting the worst of it. Double dosages of Lividity and Iced Earth.
Art Sandusky Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 I send you the best of what I have and get the worst in return? What kind of relationship have we?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 You're getting cds which are completely unalike from each other. Lividity will be among them. Incandenza, you'll be getting that cd too. If nothing else, you might like it for comedic value, because it's so blatantly disgusting it makes me laugh.
Guest DR PHIL Posted August 7, 2004 Report Posted August 7, 2004 Agent, May I officially start a religion in your honour? "Anxiously awaits reply"
Guest evenflowDDT Posted August 8, 2004 Report Posted August 8, 2004 What the fuck is the internet? Who's This Thread is Ghey? Obviously a fan of BRUJ0's...but is it a side account of an established poster (which I have always assumed), or just some random lurker who can't post any useful content of its own? Am I the only person who hasn't had their question answered? And if so...did that make me sound like a whiny bitch? Because I really wasn't trying to be, but re-reading it, it sounds like I am.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 8, 2004 Report Posted August 8, 2004 I don't know, and I don't feel like deciphering.
geniusMoment Posted August 8, 2004 Report Posted August 8, 2004 Today I went outside to start my car and low and behold it would not start, it would not even flicker. After numerous attempts I got out, only to decide one more chance might do it. Well, one more chance did not do it, but it came close, so I tried again, and it started. What should I do, buy a new battery or ride the mother until I get stuck in some crappy neighborhood where I will be promply robbed then beaten?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 8, 2004 Report Posted August 8, 2004 Sure it's the battery? That sounds more like an alternator problem, or a connection between the two.
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 What kind of bigass pickup truck do you drive and how much does it cost you in gas?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 A 99 Silverado extended cab, and not as much as you'd figure. I drive an ungodly amount, and it costs about 60 bucks a week, tops. It's really fairly efficient for a full size pickup.
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 What happened to the beater you used to have?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Sitting in the driveway, full of bees.
Art Sandusky Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Go out there and chunk a WD-40 bomb into it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Agent, May I officially start a religion in your honour? "Anxiously awaits reply" Sure, as long as I don't have to endorse it or do anything.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 9, 2004 Report Posted August 9, 2004 Go out there and chunk a WD-40 bomb into it. I wish I had a pet Japanese Giant Hornet I could just sic on 'em. That thing could make short work of that big yellowjacket nest in minutes, with two legs tied behind its back. Look at that goddamn thing. Queen Japanese Giant Hornets can get up to 5.5 centimeters in length. Just get out a ruler and measure that off. That's a big motherfuckin' Hornet.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Hey, I have a question for subliminal animal. Who are your adversaries in your avatar custom titles? The Red Menace of The Solar Reich, for instance.
Guest subliminal_animal Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 Why, I'll be more than happy to answer that! First, though, I'd like to know whether you decided to come out and ask because you just saw me around the board, or simply happened to be thinking fondly of me at the moment. EDIT: The period there doesn't really look right to me. Still, I can't in good conscience switch it for an exclamation point, as my enthusiasm for that sentence is way less than what I had for the first one.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 10, 2004 Report Posted August 10, 2004 A little of both, actually.
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