Angel_Grace_Blue Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 Since I have no life, I figured I'd try to find out how accurate Thoth is in his audio show predictions. However, when I started up the first one, I found out he didn't make predictions until half the card was over. Undaunted, I figured I'd try to do it anyway. 7-19 Show for Lockdown Petey vs. Paladin Thoth Prediction: Paladin could pull off upset, no actual prediction Actual Outcome: DNS Dace Night vs. Vlad Thoth Prediction: He notices the typo...no prediction Actual Outcome: Dace Nigt Manson vs. Masked Man Thoth Prediction: Manson ready for a roll. Dinosaurs are dead, Charlie. Actual Outcome: Manson Andrea Montgomery & Birdman vs. Martin Hunt & Max King Thoth Prediction: Hunt's team could pull it out. But don't under estimate crusiers. Actual Outcome: Andrea & Birdman Alan Clark vs. Ryan Dustin vs. Austin Sly vs. Rob Gilbert Thoth Prediction: Heh, crazy little weasels...Austin Sly. Clark if zapped in BUTT could win. Actual Outcome: Austin Sly Jamie Drazon vs. Ace Lezaire Thoth Prediction: JD sucks. Ace wins if motivated Actual Outcome: DNS Janus vs. Ced & Munich Thoth Prediction: Janus is Janus Actual Outcome: Janus Bonus prediction: Toxxic is next world champ Thoth's record is hard to determine, as the DNS's and non-predictions are hard to tally. Eh, if he predicted a winner, and the match actually happened, I'll count it. So he's at 3 for 3, I guess. 7-25 Show for Smarkdown Tom Flesher vs. Spike Thoth Prediction: Tom as new champ Actual Outcome: Tom wins Paladin vs. Candace Thoth Prediction: Candace by default Actual Outcome: Candace by default Max King vs. Vlad Thoth Prediction: Max King Actual Outcome: King Andrea and Bird vs. Wayward Sons Thoth Prediction: Another roll for cruisers. Can take tag titles Actual Outcome: Andrea & Bird Sean Davis vs. Ced & Munich Thoth Prediction: Bemani Cross Pride. Depends on who writes Actual Outcome: Davis Landin Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire Thoth Prediction: Ace Actual Outcome: Ace Janus vs. Toxxic Thoth Prediction: Toxxic to win and win world title. Actual Outcome: Absolute clusterfuck. And Thoth with this show alone is 5/5 and I guess 8/8 total. 7-31 Show for Ground Zero Mall Brawl Thoth Prediction: ??? Man Actual Outcome: ??? Man Candace vs. ??? Thoth Prediction: ??? Man Actual Outcome: Candace Ced vs. Munich Thoth Prediction: Ced to win. Actual Outcome: DNS Martin Hunt vs. Sean Davis Thoth Prediction: Martin Hunt Actual Outcome: Davis Manson vs. Max King Thoth Prediction: King Actual Outcome: Manson Johnny Dangerous vs. Maddix Thoth Prediction: Maddix Actual Outcome: Maddix Jamie Drazon vs. Ace vs. Dace Thoth Prediction: Voting for Ace, but Dace to go on a streak Actual Outcome: Dace Andrea & Bird vs. 42nd Street Thoth Prediction: Andrea & Bird because "Is Charlie Matthews there? This is 'Grand Slam' Mark Stevens of the SWF!" "Oh my fucking God, you're kidding me." Actual Outcome: 42nd Street Janus vs. Tom Flesher vs. Toxxic Thoth Prediction: Toxxic Actual Outcome: Toxxic Thoth's record for GZ = 4/8. His total so far is 8/12. Not bad, I guess, given that he didn't predict a few matches and some were DNSes. Or something.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted August 4, 2004 Report Posted August 4, 2004 "Is Charlie Matthews there? This is 'Grand Slam' Mark Stevens of the SWF!" "Oh my fucking God, you're kidding me." Greatest. Story. Ever. Edit: Greatest. Sig. Ever.
Crowe Posted August 6, 2004 Report Posted August 6, 2004 Andrea, your signature is a plague on mankind.
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