Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Posted August 5, 2004 It's like they're smuggling softballs.
Guest Dids Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 The one in red A- I find VERY attractive but B- looks like she needs to buy a different bra, that just looks uncomfortable. Edit to add - if you just look in the image subdirecty, there's a lot of goodness in there, if you go for the faked baked, slutty sorority girl look. (which I do, in spades).
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Posted August 5, 2004 If I worked in a sporting goods store and those girls came in I'd be like "Hey, you girls think you're real clever stealing those softballs" and I'd grab them.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 It's a shame I probably can't stand either of these girls. Tasty.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Posted August 5, 2004 I don't be messin' with them red-eyed bitches.
Guest Dids Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 This thread and the resulting "reasearch" has taken up too much of my time. High quality.
DerangedHermit Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 That red-eyed bitch is evil. And where is her chest? It's not even perky. The first two look like they came from a stealing spree at Sports Authority.
Art Sandusky Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 Oddly, AoO posted the same picture I was going to, but I thought it would be too big and annoying for people trying to scroll through.
Guest Dids Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 That red-eyed bitch is evil. And where is her chest? It's not even perky. The first two look like they came from a stealing spree at Sports Authority. A- you're blind, she's got large tits. B- congrats on badly stealing Inca's joke. C- shoot yourself in the face.
DerangedHermit Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 That red-eyed bitch is evil. And where is her chest? It's not even perky. The first two look like they came from a stealing spree at Sports Authority. A- you're blind, she's got large tits. B- congrats on badly stealing Inca's joke. C- shoot yourself in the face. Then it must be a horrible choice in clothing for the red-eyed bitch. I can't even notice she has much of a pair in the picture. She has shoulders like a linebacker, though (or are those pads?)
Art Sandusky Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 DerangedHermit fails at heterosexuality.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 Now, if their eyes were actually that color, I could probably listen to their droning incessant prattle for hours and not mind one bit.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Posted August 5, 2004 DerangedHermit fails at heterosexuality. Nor is he able to properly pluralize "reply," as evidenced in General Chat.
Guest Flyboy Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 If I worked in a sporting goods store and those girls came in I'd be like "Hey, you girls think you're real clever stealing those softballs" and I'd grab them. I like that one, Inc.
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 The girls in AoO's pic have extremely cute faces, but rather average bodies. Nice waists, thin legs are a bit of a turn-off for me. Too generic. B- The girl in the red shirt in Inc's pic has EXTREME~ perkiness and an incredibly beautiful face. A- (we can't see the lower half)
Guest Dids Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 They're the same girls. The lower half is well on display on that site.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 The one in red A- I find VERY attractive but B- looks like she needs to buy a different bra, that just looks uncomfortable. Edit to add - if you just look in the image subdirecty, there's a lot of goodness in there, if you go for the faked baked, slutty sorority girl look. (which I do, in spades). I've seen you. What experience have you had with girls like those? Who are you judge their beautiful faces? And unless you have experience tightening your manzere, you really aren't able to comment on the uncomfortability of their bras. PS. The one in the red has a nicer face and cans than any of the "celebrities" ya'll drewl over in the LSD folder. Regular every day girls are far greater than 95% of the celebrities that the movies and record companies want us to jerk it to.
Guest Dids Posted August 5, 2004 Report Posted August 5, 2004 Yes, because fat people never have pretty friends.
Nevermortal Posted August 6, 2004 Report Posted August 6, 2004 Yes, because fat people never have pretty friends. OH GOD MY SPLEEN!
Guest evenflowDDT Posted August 6, 2004 Report Posted August 6, 2004 DerangedHermit fails at heterosexuality. Wow, I was totally going to make a joke about "me too" and DerangedHermit and I being gay together, but while looking for an image I found this, which is much more distressing (and thus, more interesting), than any lame joke I could come up with myself. I can always dream.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted August 6, 2004 Report Posted August 6, 2004 Yes, because fat people never have pretty friends. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Y'dig?
Guest Dids Posted August 6, 2004 Report Posted August 6, 2004 I don't dig in this case. I'm not sure I even threw a stone.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 6, 2004 Author Report Posted August 6, 2004 Banky, if you're going to provoke, at least make sense.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted August 7, 2004 Report Posted August 7, 2004 Banky, if you're going to provoke, at least make sense. He Dids. Fatty's so fatty he can't throw a stone because he's all fatty no muscle and when he moves he gives off fatty vibrations that threaten to shatter his glass house. And he puts an empty milk carton back in the fridge. Fatty fat fat fat.
Guest Dids Posted August 7, 2004 Report Posted August 7, 2004 Sadly, this is all true, ESPECIALLY the milk carton part.
The Czech Republic Posted August 7, 2004 Report Posted August 7, 2004 "The Fatty Vibrations" would be a good name for a rock band.
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