Choose Your Fate As A Wrestler

[Elbarto997 0]

Something tells you that if you choose B, that Eccentric moron will have you tossed onto the street. That really messed up your back. Come on. A or C?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

A) I go with a spiderman costume.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

B. Go back in there, no disguise, but with a can of pepper spray. Spray the guards, and then sneak up behind Anchorage and break a chair over his back.

[Elbarto997 0]

You choose A! But Spiderman costumes, like, went out in '86, and of course, they don't have 'em at the Abercrombie shop. Your best bet is to go with the Cowboy Carlos look. You run back into the friggin Night club, where some girl is getting ready to really do it with Eric, when, you tap him on the shoulder, he turns around, and you break a beer bottle over his face. He sprawls backward, and then you really put the boots to him. You take him, and send him into the wall, and punch him a few times, and then send him over a railing, where he falls a few inches to the floor. You kick him in the ribs, and throw a Table onto his body. Suddenly, a squad of guards run towards you. You backdrop one guy over the railing, you duck a Nightstick shot from another guy, and Superkick hizazz. Then, you take the nightstick and nail another guard. When EEA gets up, you are long gone from the tavern, bt EEA wishes to seek revenge...

[Elbarto997 0]

You go back to your parent's house, and get a reasonable 8 hour sleep, and then set out on the road around 6:30 AM. You skip breakfast knowing how long of a trip this is. Around 11, you are a good 400 miles into your excursion, and need to take a "Tastykake Break". The choices of fodd restaurants are.

 

A.) Perkins, in which the 30 ft sign is about 1/2 a mile from the ramp.

 

B.) Friggin McDonalds.

 

C.) Eat in the car.

 

or

 

D.) The Gulf Station convenience store, which is right at the ramp.

[Elbarto997 0]

You go back to your parent's house, and get a reasonable 8 hour sleep, and then set out on the road around 6:30 AM. You skip breakfast knowing how long of a trip this is. Around 11, you are a good 400 miles into your excursion, and need to take a "Tastykake Break". The choices of fodd restaurants are.

 

A.) Perkins, in which the 30 ft sign is about 1/2 a mile from the ramp.

 

B.) Friggin McDonalds.

 

C.) Eat in the car.

 

or

 

D.) The Gulf Station convenience store, which is right at the ramp.

[Elbarto997 0]

You go back to your parent's house, and get a reasonable 8 hour sleep, and then set out on the road around 6:30 AM. You skip breakfast knowing how long of a trip this is. Around 11, you are a good 400 miles into your excursion, and need to take a "Tastykake Break". The choices of fodd restaurants are.

 

A.) Perkins, in which the 30 ft sign is about 1/2 a mile from the ramp.

 

B.) Friggin McDonalds.

 

C.) Eat in the car.

 

or

 

D.) The Gulf Station convenience store, which is right at the ramp.

 

Sorry, can someone delete this and the above posts?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

D. Gulf Station convenience store

 

They'd probably have some decent snacks and health bars and such, plus various healthy beverages like V8 Splash and SoBe, so you'd be able to keep your energy up without clogging your arteries.

[Elbarto997 0]

You head into the Gulf Station convenience. Man ,the place doesn't even look like it had costumers since they invented the Cadillac. Or at least since that Sheetz station opened up down the road. You are greeted by some desperate looking employee. "Good morning, you are our 1st customer in 2 weeks!" Not quite since they invented the Cadillac. Yuck, smells like Diesel and Fried Chicken. Ich! Diesel Fried chicken! You thought that sign on the internet was a joke. But IT ISN'T.

 

A.) Shall you ask about the Diesel Fried Chicken?

 

or

 

B.) Take business elseware...

[Richard 0]

A) Just out of curiousity

[Elbarto997 0]

You disgusting! Nevertheless, you ask about the Diesel Fried Chicken, hopefully it's a sign error, or something, but they take an anorexic chicken, deeeeeep fry it in Diesel fuel to perfection.

 

A.) Shall you eat the Diesel Fried Chicken?

 

B.) Report this to the health inspector?

 

or

 

C.) Eat somewhere else!?

[Richard 0]

A) Sometimes you just gotta say "what the fuck"

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

C) Eat somewhere else.

 

I'd go to another conveniece mart and hope they have PowerBars and SoBe and maybe some subs.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

You take a gamble with your own health and down the Diesel Fried Chicken. As you swallow, you begin to feel strange and as the feelings take over, you realize this may or may not be the way Scott Steiner got so ripped. Drugs be damned, the man simply loved his chicken. You are stronger than an Ox and have twice the odor...what do you do now?

 

A) Continue to eat the chicken and try to become the world's strongest 'roid' monkey.

 

B) Get back on the road, carrying your car on your back all the way to the next stop on the tour

 

or

 

C) Take some chicken with you and plan to chow down right before your next match and see what unfolds.

[Richard 0]

C) and get a 6-pack for the road

[Elbarto997 0]

Ahem! I'm doing this shindig! I'll tell you guys when I need help. Anyway, you decide to eat somewhere else. OK, now your choices are...

 

A.) Perkins?

 

B.) Friggin McDonalds?

 

or

 

C.) Eat in the car.

[Richard 0]

B) Their food's even worse than Diesel Fried Chicken

[Elbarto997 0]

OK, Cheap Charles, you go to McDonalds, order a Big Mac meal, shove it down, and your full. Wow, Abyss is really going to have a tough time wrestling you, with that extra 33 grams of fat. OK, you drive down the road for another 6 hours, and then pull off at a ramp over in the Atlanta area, and go to book a hotel. What hotel?

 

A.) Howard Johnson?

 

B.) 4 Points Sheraton?

 

C.) Super 8?

 

or

 

D.) The Prancing Pony...

[Richard 0]

D) sounds nice

[Elbarto997 0]

Okily Dokily. You head on in, but all the beds look torn apart, and stuff. You ask the desk clerk what the hell, but he tells you the hotel was under some freak Ringwraith attack. OK, now that we got that out of the way...

 

A.) Howard Johnson?

 

B.) 4 Points Sheraton?

 

or

 

C.) Super 8...

[Richard 0]

B) it's your parent's money anyway

[Elbarto997 0]

Actually, the money is the profits you got in the 2 Indy wrestling matches, and the 3 years of Babysitting your cousin Kendrick. Anyway, the desk clerk asks you what room shall you be getting...

 

A.) The Janitor's Closet?

 

B.) A room?

 

C.) The King Lexington VI suite?

 

or

 

D.) The non-smoking room...

[Richard 0]

D) Tobacco is wacko

[Elbarto997 0]

You walk into your non-smoking room, and guess what? It reeks of smoke! Ain't that always the way with Non-Smoking rooms. What shall you doeth?

 

A.) Go back to the desk and child-ishly complain.

 

B.) Go to a different hotel?

 

or

 

C.) Get some sleep...

[Richard 0]

A) and bring a chair

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

D. Suck it up, get to bed, and have a smoke when you wake up. Be a man, faggot.

[Elbarto997 0]

Alrighty, hey, you hear that? That's the world's smallest violin! You go down, and whine, complain, but the desk puts away the smallest violin after 45 seconds and trades keys to another non-smoking room. You go up, and the smell is midly better. OK, what now, Adventurous Al?

 

A.) Hit the sack, and go to sleep. (While your at it, why don't you nail yourself with a Garbage Can for that first thought, sicko)

 

B.) Watch some TV?

 

C.) Get somethin to eat?

 

or

 

D.) Do some sight-seeing...

[Richard 0]

B) Your favorite baseball team is playing their arch rivals in a game that could decide the division.

[Elbarto997 0]

OK, you turn on the tube to entertain yusself. You search for that ballgame, and manage to catch it at the bottom of the 9th.The Cardinals are playing your favorite team, the Brewers. The Brewers so far are leading the Cardinals 5-0, and DeLarosa is pitching a no-hitter. Albert Pujols comes in to pinch-hit so he could knock-off the no-hitter. It's 2 outs, and DeLarosa delivers a Slider, CRAACK! Albert sends that one flying. It's headed towards the warning track, and the center fielder is heading so he can rob Albert of the Home run. The ball goes to head into the stands, when the center fielder makes a great leap, and nabs it from the crowd, and back into the warning track. The center fielder takes the ball and lobs it towards the cut-off man. Pujols begins to round third, the Shortstop whams it at the catcher, the catcher snags it, as Albert charges. GORE GORE GORE!!! What a collide. It appears that the catcher kept the ball when he tagged Albert, but it's halfway put of his glove. The ump calls... SAFE! 'wTF!?' You're thinking, but wait, the coach is out to argue.

 

Coach: HE'S SAFE!!

 

Ump: No he wasn't!!!

 

Coach: YES HE WAS!

 

Ump: ok.

 

Brewers win! DeLarosa gets a no-hitter...

 

...

 

Uh-K! Whatnow?

 

A.) Flip the stations s'more?

 

B.) Get sumthin to eat?

 

C.) Do some sight-seeing?

 

or

 

D.) Get some sleep...

[JHawk 0]

Can I say D) get some sleep so we can make this somewhat related to wrestling again?