Jump to content

Wrestling Haikus!


Recommended Posts

Guest FakeRazor
Posted

In case your not familiar. A Haiku is a type of Japanese poem where the first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7, and the third has 5. It's only 3 lines. It doesn't have to rhyme at all or anything.  After the poem just name another wrestler to be haiku-ized, just like in the theme game.  For Example:

 

I'll start:

 

Jake Roberts:

 

He's drunk off his ass

Snake was squashed by Earthquake

Has done two with toys

 

Next: Big Show

  • Replies 184
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Guest Ace309
Posted

Inspired by his match on Heat against Stevie Richards and Justin Credible.

 

Double superkick

Does not phase this giant ass

Make extreme team job

 

Next up: Kurt Angle!

Guest FakeRazor
Posted

Kurt Angle

Beautiful Moonsault

Olympic Gold Medalist

Oh, It's true, it's true!

 

Next: Hulk Hogan

Guest The Great Wesuke
Posted

What'cha gonna do

When HulkaMania runs

Wild on you... Brother?

 

Next: Ric Flair

Guest Some Guy
Posted

To be the man, Whoo

You gotta beat the man, WHOO!

Four Horsemen break legs

 

Next: Big SHow

Guest areacode212
Posted

Big Show

Son of the Giant?

nWo again

He's worse than before

 

Next up: Eddy Guerrero!

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Frog splashing Rudo

drinking, drugging, car crashing

Eddy~! still kicks ass

 

next:

Benoit

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Rabid Wolverine

The Best Worker in the World

Zero Charisma

 

Next: Kevin nash

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Seven foot Monster

Horrible worker, but tall

he sucks Vince's ass

 

Next: Hulk Hogan

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Big in the 80s

Politicing no good jerk

Now, really bad tan

 

next: Maven

Guest areacode212
Posted

Maven

Needs eyebrow plucking

But still gets cheers from the chicks

How does he do it?

 

Next up: Vince Russo

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Dumb Overbooking

Mae Young's pregnancy angle

Ugly unibrow

 

next: Barry horrowitz

Guest areacode212
Posted

Barry Horowitz

"Horowitz wins!" had

smarks marking out for Barry.

Best jobber ever.

 

next up: Daffney

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

screaming lunatic

wasn't very attractive

out of a job now?

 

Next: Hurricane...

Guest areacode212
Posted

(she was recently called up for WWF tryouts, btw)

 

Hurricane Helms

Went from bad singer

to hero with a sidekick.

No vertebreaker?

 

Next up: Jerry "The King" Lawler

Guest treble charged
Posted

Jerry Lawler:

 

A horny old man

His younger wife dumped his ass

For some guy named "Dupp"

 

next:  Lance Storm

Guest Some Guy
Posted

storm

 

Canaidian guy

likes to be serious for

a minute, workrate

 

Next: Macho Man

Guest treble charged
Posted

Macho Man:

 

Oooh yeah, Macho Man

Randy Savage likes to step

into a SlimJim

 

Next:  Tatanka

Guest FakeRazor
Posted

Tatanka

 

Undefeated streak

annoying, shrieking music

decent in ring skills.

 

Next: Honky Tonk Man

Guest The Great Wesuke
Posted

Got pink cadillac,

Got the Colonol in the back.

Elvis Presley who?

 

Next: Rockabilly

Guest areacode212
Posted

Rockabilly

He thought his career

had sunk to an all-time low.

Here comes Mr. Ass.

 

Next up: Bart Gunn

 

(great thread, FakeRazor)

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

My name's Bart Gunn, I

Won the Brawl for All contest

Butterbean killed me

 

Next: Jim Ross

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

Jim Ross is so fat

He cannot sit in his chair.

Lose some weight fat ass

 

 

Next: Ricky Steamboat

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

the dragon flies high

but never reaches the top

the belt eludes him.

 

next: Yokozuna

Guest treble charged
Posted

Yokozuna:

 

Champ for a minute

Mr. Fuji challenged Hulk

Salt missed, Yoko lost

 

Next:  Road Dogg

Guest areacode212
Posted

"Road Dogg" Jesse Jammes

"Oh, you didn't know" was

a catchphrase that made no sense.

Please stop breakdancing.

 

(RD pronounced "didn't" as 1 syllable, so I do too)

 

Next up: David Arquette

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

David Arquette is

the worst World Title holder

EVER! Should be shot!

 

Next: Eric Bischoff

Guest areacode212
Posted

Eric Bischoff

He never shut up

about "Where the Big Boys Play".

Now he's with Matrats.

 

Next up: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

Guest treble charged
Posted

HBK:

 

He ain't your boy toy,

Or so his music told us.

Fell asleep backstage.

 

Scott Hall

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

I like pills and booze

And no selling finishers

make the boys angry

 

 

Next: Lou Thesz

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...