Mecha Mummy Posted February 7, 2003 Report Posted February 7, 2003 Punk Rock Jobber Team Parodied the Dudley Boyz Squash match, anyone? Next: Belladonna
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Wrestling diva James Mithcell spanks that booty All night long she cries Next up: Sting I'm going to start writing limericks for the people I post. There once was a man named Sting Whose praises all would sing Until the Black Scorpion did a show And he turned into the Crow And his fame left like a bird on the wing
Mecha Mummy Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Hey, look, it's Stinger! Good Christian morals for all! They're compromised soon. Next: Chris Nowinski
Guest JHawk Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Harvard graduate Can kick Maven's ass 10 ways And yet guess who jobs Next: Steve Corino
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Steve Corino The King of Old School Funny promos, got him title Now indy for life NEXT: Steve Williams
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 In the varsity Doctor Death steamrolled jobbers Rotunda still stews Next up: Lex Luger There once was a man named Lex Luger Whose muscles could be no huger He droves the Lex Express Which was a bit of an excess And now he tools around in an old Mercury Cougar
Mecha Mummy Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Where's the Lex Express? Drive it home 'cause WWE Doesn't want your ass. Next: John Cena
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Cena Straight from da Valley! Word Life! Cena droppin bombs! Give homeboy the belt! NEXT UP: The Coach For Luger I had: Luger has no moves on the mic? he's past hopeless thank god for steroids
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Coach is never cool singing and dancing for Rock D'lo is ashamed Next up: Arn Anderson There once was a man named AA An Enforcer if you got in his way The TV title was his Until a dud in the biz Jobbed him like a real Renegade
ravenlo Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 The Birds and the bees dont exceed the needs of one nature boy ric flair (this is what I wrote in english class, (along with one about gary coleman), but I got a c. I had to relate it to nature, so thats why I used birds and bees(plus, he referred to them in a couple of his wwf interviews in 1991).
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 interesting, but you didn't name a new person, since you talked about Flair, I'll do a limerick for him. There once was a man named Ric Flair Who had charm and charisma to spare But HHH wanted his rub To give him a chub And Now the Horsemen are back on a dare. Next up: Bobby Heenan There once was a man called the Brain Who would drive Gorilla insane With jokes and lies About the Rosatti's size And how when Tatanka dance it would rain
Guest areacode212 Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Bobby Heenan Not even the Brain Could have saved the Raw X Show Jobbed to the Rooster. Next up: "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff Big time eightys heel Always did the job to Hulk Arms...not so big now NEXT: Juvi
Mecha Mummy Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Finally The Juice has come back to Seattle! ... Oops, this is L.A. Next: Steven Richards
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 Steven Richards From Raven's lacky To censoring all the filth Now follows a dame NEXT: Jimmy Hart
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted February 8, 2003 Report Posted February 8, 2003 The Mouth of the South Shilling for the Honky one Writing themes that suck Next: Slick There once was a man named Slick Who would make his wrestlers do tricks Like making a white guy seem Like and African Dream Now Jesus gives him his kicks
Mecha Mummy Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 The Reverend Slick Brought us the African Dream. Please apologize! Next: Brian Lawler
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 Brain Lawler First was Too Sexxy Then a Too Cool Grandmasta Now wrestles for dimes NEXT: Sid Vicious
Guest JHawk Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 He always got over But had a problem holding Squeegees and scissors NEXT: Nikita Koloff
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 Nikita Koloff Russian tag team champ When singing, could make you cry Now collects my trash NEXT: Perry Saturn
Guest The Mountie Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 Man of DVD Took care of young Mike Bell guy Shoot on Metal show
Guest JHawk Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 From Puerto Rico Actually had some talent Yet they never won NEXT: Vince Russo
Mecha Mummy Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 S.E.X. Leader Would be a genius if he Wasn't so stupid Next: The Hurricane
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 Down with the 3-count Then became the Hurricane Won't work TLC Next: The Berzerker
Mecha Mummy Posted February 10, 2003 Report Posted February 10, 2003 He wanted to work the TLC match. They took him out of it to make Kane look stronger. Idiots. HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS! He wins by count-out. Next: TAKA Michinoku
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 10, 2003 Report Posted February 10, 2003 TAKA Kaientai was great The first light heavyweight champ Underpushed? Indeed! NEXT: Dan Severn
Guest areacode212 Posted February 10, 2003 Report Posted February 10, 2003 Dan "The Beast" Severn Big, bushy mustache Looks like Magnum on steroids Often made me yawn Next up: Victoria
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted February 10, 2003 Report Posted February 10, 2003 Current Women's champ Hooked up with Steven Richards Who jobbed to The Sarge Next: Christopher Nowinski
Guest areacode212 Posted February 10, 2003 Report Posted February 10, 2003 Chris Nowinski Lost Tough Enough 1 With good reason 'cause he sucks Go to grad school, Chris Next up: Nidia
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