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Wrestling Haikus!

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Guest MillenniumMan831

Steph says she's too fat

I would have to disagree

And so would Noble

 

NEXT: Ultimate Warrior

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Talking to his hands

He gains great wisdom from gods

Unknown to the sane

 

Next: Gene Okerlund

 

There once was a man named Mean Gene

Who had a great hotline scheme

Call it for a buck ninety-eight

To find out info a week late

You'd be better of with some magic beans

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Guest deadbeater

Know something brother?

He once sang "Tutti Frutti"

It's Confidential

 

Next: Dean Malenko

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Guest Youth N Asia

Malenko

 

Jericho's best feud

The man of a thousand holds

But Chris had four more.

 

NEXT: Scotty Too Hotty

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Shark Boy

 

He comes from water

The Indy Scene must beware

For Shark Boy is There.

 

Next: Fred Ottman

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Guest MillenniumMan831

No one will forget

Him tripping on TBS

Or going "Toot Toot"

 

NEXT: Johnny Swinger

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Guest Youth N Asia

Swinger:

 

WCW Jobber

real asshole at indy shows

Hope he stays jobless :)

 

NEXT: Tully Blanchard

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Guest MillenniumMan831

Teamed with Anderson

Forced to quit against Magnum

In a brutal bout!

 

NEXT: Brad Armstrong

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Guest Youth N Asia

Al Wilson

 

Thank God he's dead now

Worst angle of the whole year

Please Al, no comeback

 

NEXT: James E. Cornette

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

He swatted his gum

He was the best IC champ,

And I will miss him.

 

Next: Jushin Lyger

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Guest areacode212

Jushin "Thunder" Liger

Cartoon warrior

Turned the tables on Muta

when his mask came off

 

Next: Sho Funaki

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Guest MillenniumMan831

His announcing skills

are better than J.R. and

The King together.

 

NEXT: King Kong Bundy

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Guest T®ITEC

(For some reason, I've always had trouble with syllables...)

 

 

Yoshihiro Tajiri:

 

Think of a small rodent

The struggle to win on Velocity

Is some hopeless cheese

 

Next, ...Ah, just pick someone. Like Stasiak.

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Guest areacode212

Raven

 

Smug, preppy rich kid

Who became sulking poet.

World champ? Nevermore

 

 

Next up: Iron Mike Sharpe

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Guest MillenniumMan831

He would call himself

Canada's Greatest Athlete

Though he jobbed a lot

 

NEXT: I.R.S.

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Guest Youth N Asia

I.R.S.

 

All tax cheats beware

Cause Irwin is on the job

You fear the write off!

 

NEXT: Justin Credible

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Guest B-X

Justin Credible

 

Minneapolis

Fuck you, it is all your fault

You brought us Aldo

 

Next: Giant Baba

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Guest Youth N Asia

Giant Baba

 

Baba, no sell, CHOP!

Giant All Japan God, CHOP!

He had girl arms though.

 

NEXT: Chris Adams

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Were it not for Steve,

People would not remember

A thing about me.

 

Next: The Heavenly Bodies

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Guest Eagan469

Hevenly Bodies:

 

I remember them

Gigolo Jimmy and Tom

Those guys really sucked

 

Next: Frenchie Martin

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Guest areacode212

Frenchy Martin

Evil Quebecois

Ronnie Garvin kicked his ass

Liked to wave a flag

 

Next: Stan Hansen

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Guest Youth N Asia

Stan Hansen

 

The lariot owns

He's blind as a bat, watch out!

Still good at old age

 

(although he retired in 2001)

 

NEXT: Mike Awesome

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Guest deadbeater

His goal in life is

To Powerbomb Tanaka

Too bad he jobbed to Tazz

 

Now let's do the women, starting with:

 

Minami Toyota

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Manami Toyota

 

Amazing Athlete

Matches with Inoue rule

And she's good looking.

 

Next: Maxx Payne

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Guest Youth N Asia
His goal in life is

To Powerbomb Tanaka

Too bad he jobbed to Tazz

Your last line was 6...you've discraced the Haikus thread. Now bow your head in shame.

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