Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Steph says she's too fat I would have to disagree And so would Noble NEXT: Ultimate Warrior Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Talking to his hands He gains great wisdom from gods Unknown to the sane Next: Gene Okerlund There once was a man named Mean Gene Who had a great hotline scheme Call it for a buck ninety-eight To find out info a week late You'd be better of with some magic beans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Know something brother? He once sang "Tutti Frutti" It's Confidential Next: Dean Malenko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Malenko Jericho's best feud The man of a thousand holds But Chris had four more. NEXT: Scotty Too Hotty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2003 A wigga gimmick? PG-13's not amused. Neither is Cena. Next: Shark Boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Shark Boy He comes from water The Indy Scene must beware For Shark Boy is There. Next: Fred Ottman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted February 10, 2003 No one will forget Him tripping on TBS Or going "Toot Toot" NEXT: Johnny Swinger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Swinger: WCW Jobber real asshole at indy shows Hope he stays jobless NEXT: Tully Blanchard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted February 11, 2003 Teamed with Anderson Forced to quit against Magnum In a brutal bout! NEXT: Brad Armstrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2003 Had to be Buzzkill Wow, that gimmick really sucked! Jealous of B.G. Next: Al Wilson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 11, 2003 Al Wilson Thank God he's dead now Worst angle of the whole year Please Al, no comeback NEXT: James E. Cornette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2003 He's got his own camp. Developmental Master Tennis racket dude. NEXT: Mr. Perfect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 11, 2003 He swatted his gum He was the best IC champ, And I will miss him. Next: Jushin Lyger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 16, 2003 Jushin "Thunder" Liger Cartoon warrior Turned the tables on Muta when his mask came off Next: Sho Funaki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted February 16, 2003 His announcing skills are better than J.R. and The King together. NEXT: King Kong Bundy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.B. Buzzkill 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2003 King Kong Bundy: Lost to Hulk Hogan Used the Atlantic City Avalanche Is a hoss Next: Yoshihiro Tajiri Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 16, 2003 (For some reason, I've always had trouble with syllables...) Yoshihiro Tajiri: Think of a small rodent The struggle to win on Velocity Is some hopeless cheese Next, ...Ah, just pick someone. Like Stasiak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2003 Planet Stasiak Wants to be a chiroprac(tor) Please don't touch my back. Next: Raven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 17, 2003 Raven Smug, preppy rich kid Who became sulking poet. World champ? Nevermore Next up: Iron Mike Sharpe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted February 17, 2003 He would call himself Canada's Greatest Athlete Though he jobbed a lot NEXT: I.R.S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 17, 2003 I.R.S. All tax cheats beware Cause Irwin is on the job You fear the write off! NEXT: Justin Credible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B-X Report post Posted February 17, 2003 Justin Credible Minneapolis Fuck you, it is all your fault You brought us Aldo Next: Giant Baba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 17, 2003 Giant Baba Baba, no sell, CHOP! Giant All Japan God, CHOP! He had girl arms though. NEXT: Chris Adams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 17, 2003 Were it not for Steve, People would not remember A thing about me. Next: The Heavenly Bodies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted February 17, 2003 Hevenly Bodies: I remember them Gigolo Jimmy and Tom Those guys really sucked Next: Frenchie Martin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 18, 2003 Frenchy Martin Evil Quebecois Ronnie Garvin kicked his ass Liked to wave a flag Next: Stan Hansen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 18, 2003 Stan Hansen The lariot owns He's blind as a bat, watch out! Still good at old age (although he retired in 2001) NEXT: Mike Awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted February 18, 2003 His goal in life is To Powerbomb Tanaka Too bad he jobbed to Tazz Now let's do the women, starting with: Minami Toyota Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 18, 2003 Manami Toyota Amazing Athlete Matches with Inoue rule And she's good looking. Next: Maxx Payne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 18, 2003 His goal in life is To Powerbomb Tanaka Too bad he jobbed to Tazz Your last line was 6...you've discraced the Haikus thread. Now bow your head in shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites