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Guest Some Guy
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Used to be Mona

Then she was with Crash, then she

was Mighty, now Hot!

 

Next: Mr. Perfect

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Guest goodhelmet
Posted

lost the i-c belt

injured his back and just has

not been the same since

 

 

Next: Sgt. Slaughter

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Former World Champeen

Iraqi sympathizer

"And that's an order!"

 

Next: X-Pac!

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

really should wear pants

should tell Hall to stop drinking

hope he retires soon

 

 

Next: Jesse Venturea

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Governor to you

Changed his name to the mind

Never liked him much

 

Next: Randy Savage

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

dropping the elbow

on his opponents, Ohhh Yeah!

slim jims, going bald

 

Next: Cactus Jack

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Mick Foley, Dude Love

Mankind, so many gimmicks

Likes to say, "BANG BANG"

 

Next: vader

Posted

It's time!  It's time!  It's

jobber time!  It's jobber time!

In the WWF!

 

 

Next:  My favorite wrestler, John tenta

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

earthquake, shark, fatass

killed jakes snake with his fat ass

my god, is he fat!

 

 

Next: Ken Shamrock

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

"Get outta my way!"

said the lunatic who'd snap,

he'd break your ankle.

 

next: Bradshaw the HOSS~!

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

i truly wish he

would receive a clothesline from

kenta kobashi

 

Next : Great Muta

Guest areacode212
Posted

The Great Muta

Green Mist and Moonsaults

Are what I popularized

Now they all do it.

 

Next up: Dave Meltzer.

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

Buy my newsletter

for only fifty dollars

you get three weeks worth!

 

 

Next: Mr. Perfect

Guest areacode212
Posted

Mr. Perfect

All you terrorists

better not fuck with Perfect.

Beat you in mid-flight.

 

Next up: The KISS Demon

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

rock and roll all night

matches with vampiro sucked

married to Aysia

 

 

 

Next: Public enemy

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Guest areacode212
Posted

Public Enemy

Rocco and Johnny

Were the rage in '95

Now they're fat has-beens

 

Next up: Ken Shamrock

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

I LOVE HAIKUS!!!!!!

 

 

has elvis sideburns

will snap your ankle in two

unlike kurt angle

 

 

NEXT: Low-Ki

Guest Ironman
Posted

Low-Ki

 

Guy from TNA

I should know him but I don't

Well that sucks for me

 

Next: Ultimate Warrior

Guest M Nyland
Posted

WARRIOR:

 

He wears lots of paint

I love to hear his wisdom

Okay...maybe not

 

Next: Eric Bischoff

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

Eric Bischoff

 

his hair was grey,now black

vinnie mac made a mistake

hiring this has-been

 

 

NEXT: Vinnie Mac

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

has a big ego

likes his wrestlers gigantic

screws really young chicks

 

Next: Bradshaw

Guest M Nyland
Posted

Bradshaw:

 

Chris Nowinski's lover

Whether he likes it or not

Run away now, Chris!

 

Next: Joey Styles

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

By Gawd, what a hoss!!!

The clothesline from hell is WEAK

Hopes he retires next

 

Next: HBK

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

HBK

 

Old washed up Texan

is the Leader of the Clique

fucks Triple H hard

 

Next: Chyna

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

appeared in playboy

she used to fuck triple h

now shes unemployed

 

 

NEXT: Tazz

Guest areacode212
Posted

Tazz

Was Tazmaniac

Then Human Suplex Machine

Now makes Cole look smart

 

Next up: Trish Stratus

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

Trish:

She is a canuck

she won the womens title

she wears push-up bras

 

Next: HHH

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

TRIPLE H:

 

Gonna hold you down

Dont play him, he is the game

Clench cheeks, spit water

 

Next, King Kong Bundy

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

man, what a fatass

he makes the ref count to five

the avalanche splash

 

Next: Koko B. Ware

Guest areacode212
Posted

Koko B. Ware

I can't remember

Anyone he feuded with.

Where is Frankie now?

 

Next up: Nikolai Volkoff

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