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Guest Shaved Bear
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Big communist lug

Ted Dibiase's lackey

Sang worse than Fred Durst

 

Next: Al Snow

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Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Help me said the head

Mick and Al Snow were good fun

Penis Suplex YAY!

 

Next: Tommy Dreamer

Guest The Camel
Posted

Tommy Dreamer:

 

I eat other's hair

Where's the old ECW?

Jackass is on next.

 

Next Jackie Gayda:

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

Jackie Gayda

 

Won Tough Enough 2

because of massive fake breasts

does not deserve it

 

Next: Big show

Posted

Big Show :

 

One Big Fat Mother Fucker

O-V-W is where he stayed

Still One Fat Mother Fucker

 

Next Tito Santana

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Big Show :

 

One Big Fat Mother Fucker

O-V-W is where he stayed

Still One Fat Mother Fucker

 

Next Tito Santana

Oops:

One Big Fat Fucker

O-V-W is where he stayed

Still One Fat Fucker

 

Tito is up!

Guest areacode212
Posted

Tito Santana

 

He yelled "Arriba!"

Which wasn't so catchy. Still,

better than Konnan's

 

Next up: Rey Misterio, Jr.

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

rey rey=

 

once was truly great

now must prove himself again

viva luchadore

 

 

next: Faarooq

Guest Ironman
Posted

Faarooqq

 

Damn. damn damn damn damn.

Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn~!

Hit that Spinebuster.

 

Next: Rick Rude

Guest areacode212
Posted

Rick Rude

Saw lots of action.

Said Bossman's mom was ugly.

Career was too short.

 

Next up: Repo Man

Posted

Repo Man:

 

 

Repo Man was lame

the shit gimmick had no game

dumb ass Vince McMahon

 

Next up Shockmaster!!

Guest areacode212
Posted

The Shockmaster:

Boo! I'm Shockmaster!

Big & strong with scary voice

Fear me, mortals.....oops!

 

Next up: Tugboat

Posted

Tugboat:

 

I'm Round and Jolly

More like an oceanliner

Just a big fat ass

 

Next: Kerry Von Erich

Guest areacode212
Posted

Kerry Von Erich:

Beat Flair for the belt.

Another Von Erich death.

Lots of addictions.

 

Next up: evaD navilluS

Guest Ironman
Posted

evaD navilluS

 

Best. gimmick. evar.

I can not spell dyslectic

Spell that name backwards

 

Next: Tank Abbott

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

Tank Abbot

 

Former shootfighter

In the skins on a pole match

danced with the 3-count

 

Next Shockmaster

Guest areacode212
Posted

Shockmaster (yet again)

Silver Stormtrooper.

What was he the master of?

He wasn't shocking.

 

Next up: Lex Luger!!

Guest midnight_burn
Posted

Was WCW champ

Has 4 percent body fat

Drove the Lex Express

 

Next: Sting

Guest areacode212
Posted

Sting

Wrestled tearful match

As the bell tolled for Nitro.

Awesome with Vader.

 

Next up: The Dangerous Alliance

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Guest areacode212
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The Dangerous Alliance

Paul E.'s stable owned.

Had a great run, then fizzled.

Just like E-C-Dub.

 

next up: Louie Spicolli

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

nWo lacky

Body Donnas Want to be

Dead before Age 30

 

Next is Ole Anderson

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

I got a good one for him:

 

750K

9 to 5, suck dick every day

And he wasn't gay?

 

Next up: Billy Graham

Guest areacode212
Posted

"Superstar" Billy Graham

Mentor to The Rock

Hurt by the Hammer's shinguard

Steroids fucked him up

 

Next up: William Regal

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Guest areacode212
Posted

*bump*

 

Maybe the wrestling link game guys will like this thread.

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

Can I just post dirty limericks instead?

 

Holder of the X

Betray the Elvis he did

Jorge comes for him

 

Next up: Steve Lombardi

 

And for kicks

 

There was a wrestler named Sonny Siaki

Who dipped too much in the saki

He got a job with the TNA

Where he still is today

Where being the X champ makes him cocky

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Teddy Long

 

Teddy, real bad ref

Now with D-Lo, fuck whitey

Can you smell the lawsuits, Vince?

 

Next: The Headbangers

 

Not that is matters now...but here was my Brawler

 

Steve Lombardi

 

Brawler from New York

Putting over everyone

The eightys are over, man

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

Bald head referee

Manages D'Lo on Raw

No Martin Luther

 

There was a manager named Teddy Long

Who thought repressing the black man was wrong

Just look at the past

Like Black Lightening shooting bolts from his ass

When it should have been from his dong.

 

Shit too late, but I don't have time to think of another one right now.

 

Oh, good, Gosunkugi already leaped over me, good.

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