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Guest MillenniumMan831
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Steph says she's too fat

I would have to disagree

And so would Noble

 

NEXT: Ultimate Warrior

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Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

Talking to his hands

He gains great wisdom from gods

Unknown to the sane

 

Next: Gene Okerlund

 

There once was a man named Mean Gene

Who had a great hotline scheme

Call it for a buck ninety-eight

To find out info a week late

You'd be better of with some magic beans

Guest deadbeater
Posted

Know something brother?

He once sang "Tutti Frutti"

It's Confidential

 

Next: Dean Malenko

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Malenko

 

Jericho's best feud

The man of a thousand holds

But Chris had four more.

 

NEXT: Scotty Too Hotty

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Shark Boy

 

He comes from water

The Indy Scene must beware

For Shark Boy is There.

 

Next: Fred Ottman

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted

No one will forget

Him tripping on TBS

Or going "Toot Toot"

 

NEXT: Johnny Swinger

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Swinger:

 

WCW Jobber

real asshole at indy shows

Hope he stays jobless :)

 

NEXT: Tully Blanchard

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted

Teamed with Anderson

Forced to quit against Magnum

In a brutal bout!

 

NEXT: Brad Armstrong

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Al Wilson

 

Thank God he's dead now

Worst angle of the whole year

Please Al, no comeback

 

NEXT: James E. Cornette

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

He swatted his gum

He was the best IC champ,

And I will miss him.

 

Next: Jushin Lyger

Guest areacode212
Posted

Jushin "Thunder" Liger

Cartoon warrior

Turned the tables on Muta

when his mask came off

 

Next: Sho Funaki

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted

His announcing skills

are better than J.R. and

The King together.

 

NEXT: King Kong Bundy

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

(For some reason, I've always had trouble with syllables...)

 

 

Yoshihiro Tajiri:

 

Think of a small rodent

The struggle to win on Velocity

Is some hopeless cheese

 

Next, ...Ah, just pick someone. Like Stasiak.

Guest areacode212
Posted

Raven

 

Smug, preppy rich kid

Who became sulking poet.

World champ? Nevermore

 

 

Next up: Iron Mike Sharpe

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted

He would call himself

Canada's Greatest Athlete

Though he jobbed a lot

 

NEXT: I.R.S.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

I.R.S.

 

All tax cheats beware

Cause Irwin is on the job

You fear the write off!

 

NEXT: Justin Credible

Posted

Justin Credible

 

Minneapolis

Fuck you, it is all your fault

You brought us Aldo

 

Next: Giant Baba

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Giant Baba

 

Baba, no sell, CHOP!

Giant All Japan God, CHOP!

He had girl arms though.

 

NEXT: Chris Adams

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Were it not for Steve,

People would not remember

A thing about me.

 

Next: The Heavenly Bodies

Guest Eagan469
Posted

Hevenly Bodies:

 

I remember them

Gigolo Jimmy and Tom

Those guys really sucked

 

Next: Frenchie Martin

Guest areacode212
Posted

Frenchy Martin

Evil Quebecois

Ronnie Garvin kicked his ass

Liked to wave a flag

 

Next: Stan Hansen

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Stan Hansen

 

The lariot owns

He's blind as a bat, watch out!

Still good at old age

 

(although he retired in 2001)

 

NEXT: Mike Awesome

Guest deadbeater
Posted

His goal in life is

To Powerbomb Tanaka

Too bad he jobbed to Tazz

 

Now let's do the women, starting with:

 

Minami Toyota

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Manami Toyota

 

Amazing Athlete

Matches with Inoue rule

And she's good looking.

 

Next: Maxx Payne

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted
His goal in life is

To Powerbomb Tanaka

Too bad he jobbed to Tazz

Your last line was 6...you've discraced the Haikus thread. Now bow your head in shame.

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