Tyler's new crush now has an foe in Senate race

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Oh well, at least the debates will be interesting -- THEY SPEAK SO WELL (kkk-ommentary in boldface). EDIT: Damnit. "an foe"? I first put "opponent," but there wasn't enough space, so I changed it to "foe" but forgot to take out the "n." Grumble...

 

The "Link for your source" is your friend. Don't be afraid of it...

 

Barack Obama officially has an opponate. opponate?

 

Former Presidential candidate Alan Keys formally announced his run as Illinois' Republican Candidate for the U.S. senate.

 

The race between Keyes and Obama sets up the first U.S. senate election between two black candidates representing the major parties. It's all about the White Vote, baby

 

It will lock in that the next Illinois U.S Senator will be the 5th black senator in U.S. history.

Keyes replaces Jack Ryan, who stepped down in June, when embarrassing allegations from his divorce records were made public.

 

Republican state leaders asked Keyes just last week to be the party's nominee.

Keyes has never lived in Illinois.

[2GOLD 0]

First they spelled Keyes without an "e" and then with an "e"

 

Which one is it?

 

And he thinks he can win even though he has never lived there? Really?

[Guest Cerebus]

And he thinks he can win even though he has never lived there? Really?

[Slayer 0]

[2GOLD 0]

Yeah, but his opponent isn't a joke.

 

The opponents of those two....jokes.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Didn't even notice the "Key(e)s" flip-flop. Guess that's my racism coming to light.

 

Oh, and while we're posting pics regarding this topic...

 

[Guest thebigjig]

And he thinks he can win even though he has never lived there? Really?

Yeah, and Keyes criticized her for being a carpetbagger

 

Either way, Obama is going to spank him, end of story

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

I was ready to make the Keyes=Flipflopper comment, but I'm sufficiently satisfied. Leaving topic......now.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Oh come on, we're just getting started. I even dedicated the thread to you, bitch...

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Oh, fine. I'll throw in the nugget.

 

I deeply resent the destruction of federalism represented by Hillary Clinton's willingness go into a state she doesn't even live in and pretend to represent people there, so I certainly wouldn't imitate it.

 

Definitely not!

 

He's a career also-ran, so I'm sure Obama isn't exactly worried.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

They are running Keyes because:

 

1. Everyone knows that Obama will win by a huge margin, so they arn't going to waste a candidate that might have any value in the future.

 

2. Keyes can smear Obama with no fear of hurting his own reputation, given that he has none.

 

3. Keyes will get plenty of material for his talk radio shows.

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Let's hope Alan doesn't go near any mosh pits this time.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Keyes couldn't get within 20 points in Maryland

[Jobber of the Week 0]

And he thinks he can win even though he has never lived there? Really?

Oddly, all the conservatives that were complaining about her moving act are not complaining right now.

 

Don't know why. I don't ask the questions, I just speak the facts.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Who are "the conservatives"?

 

I didn't complain about her move.

 

I'm complaining about the fact that she's still breathing...

[ant_7000 0]

Keyes make Clearance Thomas look like Malcolm X

 

Obama got this one, its way too late for a non resident to address his views and issues.