Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted August 10, 2004 anna_nicole_smith_23 (2:52:46 PM): hi s_shah077 (2:52:57 PM): 26 m uk s_shah077 (2:53:00 PM): and u ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (2:54:09 PM): 23 F CA s_shah077 (2:54:50 PM): ok will u like to role play baby or wana have direct love making ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (2:55:00 PM): rp is fine s_shah077 (2:55:24 PM): ok pick a role of ur choice pls s_shah077 (2:55:35 PM): have u got a mic or cam ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (2:55:51 PM): nope, and you pick the roles_ shah077 (2:56:37 PM): ok what about if ur my young sexy female boss and i am ur secretary ? s_shah077 (2:57:20 PM): r u there honey ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (2:58:07 PM): busy...brb s_shah077 (2:58:31 PM): pls dont hang me 4 long s_shah077 (3:13:39 PM): ok s_shah077 (3:22:16 PM): can we chat now ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:22:37 PM): I'm roleplaying with a horse, this is great! s_shah077 (3:23:19 PM): hey baby come on ur very good looking what ur doing s_shah077 (3:23:28 PM): pls b normal anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:24:06 PM): Its unique s_shah077 (3:24:57 PM): forget this inique thing lets have good time with me anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:25:04 PM): What roles? s_shah077 (3:26:40 PM): if u were my neighbour and u feel very horny and just call me to help u change ur light in the kitchen anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:27:05 PM): your gonna fuck me with a light bulb? s_shah077 (3:27:48 PM): no i will get a chance to make love with u anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:28:45 PM): A doorbell? Yo are kinky s_shah077 (3:29:11 PM): ok , can i come in pls? anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:30:03 PM): Who is it? s_shah077 (3:30:21 PM): its kinky anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:30:24 PM): Why are you dressed like a bear? s_shah077 (3:30:54 PM): coz i didnt get a chance to wash them anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:31:59 PM): Who's that waiting in the car? s_shah077 (3:33:02 PM): ohh she is my friends gf s_shah077 (3:34:45 PM): ok now u write anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:35:08 PM): I go in the bathroom and urinate into a small shot glass.... s_shah077 (3:35:41 PM): ok and i start peeping u anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:36:09 PM): I then sit on the plunger and have a diarreaha attack s_shah077 (3:37:15 PM): then how can i fuck u if u r not feeling well anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:37:25 PM): I slip and roll in the feces s_shah077 (3:38:11 PM): i dont like dirt anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:42:28 PM): You walk over and piss on me anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:42:36 PM): cleaning me off s_shah077 (3:44:09 PM): ok i hold u and start kissing u anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:44:52 PM): I rub the plunger over your lips s_shah077 (3:45:13 PM): now i start kissing ur lips s_shah077 (3:45:24 PM): my tongue is in ur mouth s_shah077 (3:45:39 PM): i am squeezing ur boobs wildly anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:45:41 PM): I wrap my legs around your body anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:45:48 PM): and sneeze s_shah077 (3:45:53 PM): ohhhhhh yeah baby s_shah077 (3:46:14 PM): i wana put my cock completely in u s_shah077 (3:46:32 PM): now i am sucking ur nipples anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:47:10 PM): I cough as I choke on my phlem and accidently splooge over your cock s_shah077 (3:47:17 PM): i am licking u all s_shah077 (3:48:02 PM): now my cock is having ur mucous and i put it in ur mouth anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:48:28 PM): I take a raor blade and start shaving my pubes s_shah077 (3:48:50 PM): forget that now it time to fuck u baby anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:48:51 PM): Then take a toliet brush and wash my mouth out anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:49:26 PM): my head enters the toliet bowl as i get a drink and spray the mist into the air s_shah077 (3:50:03 PM): now make a nice and clean position 4 fuck honey anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:50:32 PM): I grab a toothbrush, shove it in my pussy and run out of the room s_shah077 (3:51:01 PM): i follow u anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:52:04 PM): I run to the kitchen and crack a few eggs over my face and stick my head in the deep fryer s_shah077 (3:52:18 PM): r u mad ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:52:20 PM): I come up fried and bloody..... anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:52:37 PM): I grab some mustard and pour it on my wounds s_shah077 (3:52:57 PM): i think ur not in ur senses anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:53:59 PM): I take a knife and slice off a piece of charred eyebrow, dip it in some milk and taste it s_shah077 (3:54:39 PM): for GOD sake just stop it anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:54:51 PM): HELP ME@ anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:55:08 PM): Suddenly a cow walks in and offers its udders to me anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:55:23 PM): i suck them like 4 hanging cocks anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:56:09 PM): Her milk explodes all over and now I'm moist and ready to be fuced anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:56:17 PM): fucked that is s_shah077 (3:56:59 PM): ok make a position 4 fucking anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:57:26 PM): I stand on my head anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:57:52 PM): gravity causes my big tits to hit my face and i KO myself s_shah077 (3:58:09 PM): ok s_shah077 (3:58:23 PM): my cock is fully errected 4 u now s_shah077 (3:58:38 PM): how am i gona put that in u? anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:58:53 PM): *lying in a motionless bloody puddle of mustard and blood* s_shah077 (3:59:08 PM): shit s_shah077 (3:59:21 PM): i think i have to say bye to u anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:59:31 PM): Why? s_shah077 (3:59:31 PM): u r discating anna_nicole_smith_23 (3:59:36 PM): ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:00:05 PM): No baby I'm a KKK Gay Jewish Nazi Cunt Slut Whore who likes Smoking fatties with Smoky the Bear anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:00:57 PM): Don't leave me anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:01:05 PM): I want you to want me anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:01:19 PM): I'll play Dan Conner you play Tom Arnold anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:01:24 PM): It'll be hot s_shah077 (4:01:57 PM): just play normally that will b normal anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:02:07 PM): What roles>? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:02:39 PM): Ted Bundy and A priest.....who gang rape a nun who lives at a hospital for the blind? s_shah077 (4:03:06 PM): no a little bit simple role pls anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:03:23 PM): I'm a canary your a robin..... s_shah077 (4:03:43 PM): make it simple pls s_shah077 (4:03:51 PM): or i am gona leave anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:04:43 PM): Batman and Scooby Doo? s_shah077 (4:05:09 PM): ok s_shah077 (4:05:17 PM): u start i will follow anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:05:56 PM): I'm working the street corner, with my monkey Marcel.... anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:06:26 PM): You walk by , naked with a poodle named Muffy anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:07:01 PM): I blow you a kiss, and you morph like Shang Tsung and turn into an alligator anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:07:13 PM): You eat my monkey and then tack me anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:07:29 PM): Your lizard dick thrashed toward my pussy s_shah077 (4:07:31 PM): again ur becoming abnormal anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:07:38 PM): This is wierd? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:08:02 PM): You lead, I'll try to play along s_shah077 (4:08:25 PM): ok u r staying in a hotel anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:08:33 PM): Alright s_shah077 (4:08:41 PM): and ordered ur breakfast anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:08:56 PM): What did I order? s_shah077 (4:09:00 PM): i bring it at ur room anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:09:18 PM): Mr. Belvedere? s_shah077 (4:09:26 PM): yes anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:09:37 PM): Where's Bob Uecker? s_shah077 (4:09:55 PM): when i come in ur almost naked s_shah077 (4:10:16 PM): i feel horny and want to fuck u hard there anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:11:02 PM): Wearing just my long flannel underwear, 3 pairs of socks, a parka, a ski mask and 2 sets of gloves s_shah077 (4:11:19 PM): ok nice anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:11:36 PM): What are you wearing? s_shah077 (4:11:37 PM): i hold u tight and start kissing u wildly anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:11:59 PM): Mr. Belvedere I don't think you know me very well s_shah077 (4:12:03 PM): i am wearing a ablue pants and a white shirt anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:12:23 PM): I'm engaged to Mumra, the ever living. He rules a far away land anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:12:37 PM): Damn Liono almost killed him anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:12:56 PM): Okay let's fuck, I'll get the camera s_shah077 (4:13:03 PM): ok but madam now its time to make love s_shah077 (4:13:16 PM): ok switch on ur cam pls anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:13:26 PM): I don't love you, I'm indifferent toward you s_shah077 (4:13:37 PM): how anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:13:42 PM): What? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:14:04 PM): Can you be Gonzo and rape me with your nose? s_shah077 (4:14:04 PM): i hold ur hands and start sucking ur lips s_shah077 (4:14:30 PM): now i am squeexing ur boobs wildly anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:14:33 PM): I take a few leeches and slap them to your hard cock s_shah077 (4:14:39 PM): and u r moaning s_shah077 (4:14:59 PM): i take off ur clothes anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:15:06 PM): My nipple inexplicably falls off of my chest s_shah077 (4:15:12 PM): and start licking ur body anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:15:22 PM): I try to pick it up , it rolls like a marble s_shah077 (4:15:24 PM): i am sucking ur nipples s_shah077 (4:15:42 PM): now will u like to suck my cock? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:15:54 PM): I am digging under a dresser and find an old Captain Planet VHS tape anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:16:12 PM): We aren't at a farm, how can I suck your cock? s_shah077 (4:16:45 PM): ok i put it in ur mouth and u start sucking it anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:17:11 PM): What went in my mouth .....a fly....eeewwwwwwwww...get it out.....get it out! s_shah077 (4:17:18 PM): have u got a cam ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:17:35 PM): Mr. T sez, Don't be a foo s_shah077 (4:17:45 PM): y ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:17:48 PM): Yes i have a camera s_shah077 (4:18:01 PM): i wana see u anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:18:04 PM): I take pictures of the aliens who anally rape me anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:18:16 PM): We call the big one Whitey s_shah077 (4:18:27 PM): shall i leave ? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:18:37 PM): Monorail....Monorail.....Monorail!!! s_shah077 (4:18:50 PM): ok bye anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:18:57 PM): I can't believe you spent 2 hrs + on me anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:19:08 PM): I've been fucking with ya the whole time s_shah077 (4:19:19 PM): if u wana chat with me switch on ur cam anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:19:25 PM): Are you desperate or just that dumb? anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:19:36 PM): I fucked a retard once.... anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:20:00 PM): I'm gonna post this transcript on the internet..... anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:20:06 PM): See ya! s_shah077 (4:20:19 PM): bye ------ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted August 10, 2004 You're a big man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted August 10, 2004 NICE. Truely pure genious and the fact that he stayed with it for like a couple hrs was awesome. Give us more. The public demands it. It can be your new TSM Blog. KJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulfistgut 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 NICE. Truely pure genious and the fact that he stayed with it for like a couple hrs was awesome. Give us more. The public demands it. It can be your new TSM Blog. KJ May I request that you stop speaking for 'the public' Thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 anna_nicole_smith_23 (4:18:37 PM): Monorail....Monorail.....Monorail!!! Genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted August 10, 2004 NICE. Truely pure genious and the fact that he stayed with it for like a couple hrs was awesome. Give us more. The public demands it. It can be your new TSM Blog. KJ May I request that you stop speaking for 'the public' Thank you May I request that since you're new that you stop the flapping of your gums. Once you get a post count that matters and have some seniority, then I'll shut up. KJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Someone ban DFA for citing post count and seniority as reasons he's better than anyone. Ban DFA for saying he's better than someone period. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 NICE. Truely pure genious and the fact that he stayed with it for like a couple hrs was awesome. Give us more. The public demands it. It can be your new TSM Blog. KJ May I request that you stop speaking for 'the public' Thank you May I request that since you're new that you stop the flapping of your gums. Once you get a post count that matters and have some seniority, then I'll shut up. KJ This man KNOWS about respect here on TSM! You'd be stupid NOT to listen to him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 KJ Brackish I think you're gonna have a BRACK-ATTACK~! Group: Members Posts: 559 Member No.: 3290 Joined: 21-March 03 ulfistgut [insert something Witty] Group: Members Posts: 128 Member No.: 956 Joined: 18-February 02 I'd say Mr. Brackish is the newbie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 But... but... POST COUNT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2004 +111111 LoooZERS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted August 10, 2004 Fucking lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted August 10, 2004 A- you're far from the first person to sucker somebody in with cybersex. The joke is done. B- You're not the lamest person in this thread by a long shot. C- DFA continues to damn Tritec by association Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted August 11, 2004 d00d..... those pics were sooooooo 1999/2000. Welcome to the new millenium. I just stated a fact. T®ITEC and I have patched everything up, but it's these fucktards that are actually so infactuated with me that they keep spare pics of me on their HDD. I mean c'mon people. I know I'm an idol and a sex symbol, but please remove my pics from your HDD Thanks. Drury.......er....... KJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 Someone ban DFA for citing post count and seniority as reasons he's better than anyone. Yeah, it didn't work for Eagan and it's not gonna work for you either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 If y'all ban DFA, I'll be willing to set my post count back to zero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 DFA posted in the thread for my pubic trimming/shaving poll; I'd rather not read what he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 It's worse than what's in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted August 11, 2004 I am the unbannable type. I don't do anything ban worthy. thus I cannot be justifiably banned. KJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 d00d..... those pics were sooooooo 1999/2000. Welcome to the new millenium. Where it's perfectly okay to be gay. How the fuck you aren't totally banned for being a total waste of life is beyond me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted August 11, 2004 A- you're far from the first person to sucker somebody in with cybersex. The joke is done. B- You're not the lamest person in this thread by a long shot. C- DFA continues to damn Tritec by association A- But how many people can claim to have 2 hour cyber session where they avoid sex at all costs, break out a huge amount of pop culture references, and still drag along the guy like a putz You act like i pretended to be a girl and at the last second said "Oh by the way....I'm a guy! HA" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted August 11, 2004 Which one is DFA in those widely publicized pics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 11, 2004 I am the unbannable type. I don't do anything ban worthy. thus I cannot be justifiably banned. KJ You Rang? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 DO IT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 Yes, do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scotzenjunge Report post Posted August 11, 2004 Brakkus, Thalla gu Taigh na Galla. Tha mi a' sgaoil am leathar a'faighean ràinig thu a bhàrr. Tha an h-a-mhàin deoc cò bod nas-fheàrr na bò mhair bò bhràmair. Sugh mo bhod. Bheir mi araon de do shùilean as na 'n Nach eil deoghaill anns mò ball. Kthx. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 Oh dear, what a pity, nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 What is that brown thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 11, 2004 Haggis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2004 Brakkus, Thalla gu Taigh na Galla. Tha mi a' sgaoil am leathar a'faighean ràinig thu a bhàrr. Tha an h-a-mhàin deoc cò bod nas-fheàrr na bò mhair bò bhràmair. Sugh mo bhod. Bheir mi araon de do shùilean as na 'n Nach eil deoghaill anns mò ball. Kthx. I heartily agree with this statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
