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[Guest HartFan86]

Did I mistakenly put the tape of Raw from last week in?

You tape this shit?

I am too. I tape every week.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Booker vs. RVD?  Well, this show is certainly picking up now.  Unfortunately, with Austin vs. NWO and Hogan vs. Regal on the horizon, I doubt it will pick up for long.

[Guest Vyce]

Mein gott, but those Booker T / Goldust promos are getting damn disturbing.

 

RVD v. Booker T?  This should be a feud that is HEADLINING the RAW shows.

 

Is it just me, or is the WWF hell bend on LOSING fans?

 

Well, Daddy's Little Girl IS the head writer.

[Guest razazteca]

Educated feet match Booker T vs RVD

[Guest HartFan86]

Bradshaw needs to just DIE. He has no wrestling talent, he's just crap. I don't know why people like him so much.

[Guest Human Fly]

Goldust and Booker T. crack me up. If Booker isn't going to get a major push he might as well make me laugh.

[Guest HartFan86]

Man, this crowd is dead tonight.

[Guest]

SHAMOO is a better wrestler then Bradshaw. Bradshaw should be shot in the face! I dont like him. Hell Id rather see Viscera ten Bradshaw.

[Guest HartFan86]

That was a fun match, for all 4 minutes of it. It was a bit sloppy and the crowd was dead.

[Guest Risk]

Man, I really wish there was another top wrestling promotion.

[Guest]

Okay, "illegitimate lesbian?" "Tina Turner with latte?" Are they just stringing together random words and hoping they work?

 

I wanted them to get seven minutes like they did on the first new Raw, but I guess that was too much to ask. Booker kicks Goldust's ass during his match with Spike.

 

Odd, as much as I'm complaining and unhappy right now, especially with the main event, I'm still digging the show so far.

[Guest]

I tape this "shit" too. You watch this "shit?"

 

(thumbs up to all the fecophiliacs out there watching Raw!)

[Guest Risk]

Maybe Booker will dye his hair blonde.  Then he and Dustin can be the new "Hollywood Blondes."  Booker did say he looked "stunning."

[Guest HartFan86]

FUCK Bradshaw. He needs to be fired. He's annoying. He sucks. His mic skills sucked.

[Guest HartFan86]

Maybe the ring will really blow up so we don't need to watch this shit. Fuck Jazz, too.

[Guest Vyce]

Oxymoron???

 

That's an awful big word for a Texan.

 

I too feel inside of me now a desire to see Bradshaw shot in the face.

[Guest]

Okay Bradshaw, you're losing the cheap heat touch. DON'T BRING UP THE PRIESTS!!!!

 

At least he mentioned Buffalo to get his cheap pop.

 

Big Show: Tyrannosaur or Brontosaurus(really apatosaurus)?

[Guest HartFan86]

Thank god the Woman's match was on Heat this week. ALl woman should be on Heat.

 

PLANET STAIsAK!!!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Jesus Christ Bradshaw's promo's suck

 

Is he hinting at the mother of all horrible pushes?  the Big Show/Bradshaw feud?

 

 

Yeah, Jazz, do pushups in the middle of a backstage corridor.  Jesus people, thats bad

 

 

Oh, and yeah JR, go short matches.

[Guest]

FUCK Bradshaw. He needs to be fired. He's annoying. He sucks. His mic skills sucked.

I have said this about Scott Hall, and Nash, but I think Bradshaw also needs a shower, he looks like he freaking stinks.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Yey!  Planet Stasiak!  This guy is always entertaining in an idiotic sort of way.

[Guest Vyce]

God, I don't know if it's the new gimmick, but suddenly, I just want to fuck the shit out of Molly.  And I never really felt that way before.

 

WHOO HOO!!! Planet Stasiak!!!!

[Guest Human Fly]

There goes the Booker T. and Goldust team. Is Booker turning face now?

[Guest HartFan86]

Hey, the only reason I watch Raw! BROCK!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Yey!  Planet Stasiak!  This guy is always entertaining in an idiotic sort of way.

Nah, after watching a few SID promo's like I did today, you just cant get into any other psycho mentality

[Guest razazteca]

I give Planet Stasiak vs The Next Big Thing 1 minute max

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

God, I don't know if it's the new gimmick, but suddenly, I just want to fuck the shit out of Molly.  And I never really felt that way before.

 

WHOO HOO!!! Planet Stasiak!!!!

I wanted to fuck her more when she was blonde.

 

but I wouldnt whine about a roll in the hay with her now either..

[Guest Redhawk]

Gold T looks like Lil Kim with that wig

Come on, Lil Kim isn't THAT ugly.

[Guest]

Hey, Airplane! is on tonight! Awesome!

 

Perhaps it will lift my spirits after seeing:

 

a) Flair join the nWo

b) Bradshaw join the nWo

c) Flair just plain turn heel

d) Flair give Austin a straight pin over nWo

e) Undertaker run in and beat up the Smackdown roster

[Guest HartFan86]

Brock needs to KILL Shawn.