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[Guest Risk]

There goes the Booker T. and Goldust team. Is Booker turning face now?

Heels and faces are dead now.  Every wrestler cheats.  Man, Lesnar looks huge.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Well, I am glad to see Brock vs. Stasiak in a match.  Unfortunately, it looks like that match and Bubba's match with Jazz are coming up, and since RVD and Guerrero have already wrestled, and Brock, Stasiak, and Bubba are the other three reasons I watch Raw, I am about to run out of reasons to watch this show.  What else is there to look forward to?  Ah well, just watching Brock wrestle helps make any show better, in my opinion.

[Guest HartFan86]

WTF! STASIAK TOOK DOWN BROCK.

[Guest HartFan86]

Well, thank god that was quick.

[Guest]

Someone please tell me what Stasiak just said.

[Guest alfdogg]

Hell Id rather see Viscera ten Bradshaw.

I wouldn't go THAT far...

 

BROCK~!S music sounds a lot like Hardcore Holly's.

[Guest Risk]

BROCKY!  BROCKY!  BROCKY!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Dammit, I need more than 3 minutes of Brock per week!

[Guest alfdogg]

Damn, Debra fucked him up.

[Guest HartFan86]

Is it just me, or  listening to Debra  makes me feel stupider?

[Guest]

Um, the match is next? I guess they want Hogan last.

 

Funny how Flair looks like a cardboard cutout behind the moving wrestlers. A really bored cutout too.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Is it just me, or  listening to Debra  makes me feel stupider?

nope. i is stoopider two

[Guest Vyce]

Is it just me, or  listening to Debra  makes me feel stupider?

 

It's not just you.  After one particular Debra promo, I lost an entire year of 12th grade physics lessons.

[Guest HartFan86]

Um, the match is next? I guess they want Hogan last.

 

Funny how Flair looks like a cardboard cutout behind the moving wrestlers. A really bored cutout too.

Yeeah, they did that for Backlash too. The funny thing is, they actually MOVED the cutout so it looked like he was moving. Flair is too old.

[Guest Risk]

Man, I'm going for Taker in this feud.  At least HE WAS good in the 90s.

[Guest Vyce]

I miss the old G.I. Joe Sgt. Slaughter.

 

He would have taken Undertaker's punk ass and sent him to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

[Guest]

Flair IS a company man. He even sells slaps from Debra! If I were him, I would have bitched her out there, but Flair is a professional after all.

 

The placement of the tag match shows that NOTHING interesting is going to happen, so expect only:

 

a) clean Austin win

b) screwy nWo win, but no Flair turn

 

Sgt. Slaughter!!!

 

NO! Don't call Hogan out!!!! Dammit, another 20 minutes wasted.

 

By the way, who the hell is Flair always talking to on the phone? He must have a great wireless company to be able to talk so much. Maybe he gets unlimited nights and weekends or something.

[Guest HartFan86]

WTF, No Kane mask.

[Guest alfdogg]

Hey, they already got Show in the NWO video.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Too bad this match is happening now.  I was really hoping for a Kevin Nash to make an appearance and get thrown out of the building again.  At least I found that entertaining last week.  Unlike this match, which will probably suck...

[Guest alfdogg]

Hey, it's that FORMER ABILENE CHRISTIAN SMASH-MOUTH OFFENSIVE TACKLE~!, Bradshaw!

[Guest]

"I'm going, bye." -- Nash last week. God that was hilarious. He said it really dopey too, like Rainman or something. No one even noticed he left the room. I watched that two-second slippet so many times from last week.

 

Anyways, let's see how this match plays out, and how much the crowd boos the match.

[Guest HartFan86]

That would be funny if Bradshaw turned heel.  Then it's Austin vs. all the "heel" "main eventers"

[Guest]

Sgt. Slaughter!!!

 

NO! Don't call Hogan out!!!! Dammit, another 20 minutes wasted.

I want to see a rematch of the WM 7 Main Event.

[Guest alfdogg]

I could have swore that he just missed that big boot.

[Guest HartFan86]

"I'm going, bye." -- Nash last week. God that was hilarious. He said it really dopey too, like Rainman or something. No one even noticed he left the room. I watched that two-second slippet so many times from last week.

OMFG! Yes! That's the only reason why I kept Raw from last week on tape was cause of that.  I laughed my ass off when he said that.  IM GONE BYE>

[Guest alfdogg]

JR sure is stuttering a lot.

[Guest Cactus Clothesline]

Man, it's all coming clear.  This show gets more WCWish every week.  I'm digging Flair's Eric Bischoff impersonation.  Is Debra gonna become his Liz?  I can't wait for the best of 7 between RVD and Booker in an mutual respect-"educated feet" battle although their match tonite was disappointing.  

 

Who was asking for Slaughter?!?!?  How long before he blades for Taker?  All this is still an improvement as sad as that is.

[Guest HartFan86]

If I was the owner of the WWF, I would immediately fire half the roster and basically say "Fuck the draft."

[Guest Flyboy]

Why if a Texan is in a match is has something to do with the opponent's heart?

 

JR:  Bradshaw with an elbow right into THE HEART of X-Pac!  The HEART, damnit!

 

And what's with the NWO and hairy men?