I'm waiting for the end of the world.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

In about four hours, Hurricane Charley (just downgraded to a Category 3!) will be striking my town.

 

I am drinking a fancy Thai malt liquor, called Singha, surfing the web.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I do not expect many replies to this thread, as it is a Friday and somehow, improbably, most of you have lives.

 

However, since I will very likely be dead within 12 hours, this thread will serve as my epitaph.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I'm here for you, dude.

 

At least for another 15 minutes or so before I go play X-Box.

 

Did you ever find anybody to grab weed off of?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

No, but I'm getting drunk, instead.

 

Here are photos taken from http://www.weather.com (saved to my photobucket account, so this thread will be preserved for future generations, or the Classic Archives):

 

 

Punta Gorda, Fl.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

 

Key West, Fl.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

 

This was in Cuba, but they're not Americans, so who cares.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

 

OH SHIT SANIBEL ISLAND GONNA GET FUKKED UP

[Guest Nanks]

That doesn't look so bad, it doesn't even seem to be raining in that photo. So what's the progress report, you seem to still be in the thread so I guess it's not so bad if you've still got a connection.

 

EDIT: Simultaneous posting made that confused. I was referring to the guy with the yellow garbage bag or whatever blowing behind him. The other two photos don't look quite as encouraging.

 

So how far away's the storm from where you are??

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

 

People went to Disney World today, for some reason.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

That doesn't look so bad, it doesn't even seem to be raining in that photo. So what's the progress report, you seem to still be in the thread so I guess it's not so bad if you've still got a connection.

My ethernet is powered by God.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Somehow I don't think death via hurricane whilst on TSM was the way you wanted to go, Inc. At least the inebriation should soothe things for you.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It is my sincerest wish that, somehow, if my final post were to be cut off by a tree

crashing through my roof and killing me, that my last, incomplete words will be transmitted to TSM readers.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Have you made out a will, and if so, do any TSMers stand to inherit any of your belongings?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

The biggest tragedy is that you may never get to hear and love my band so much that you'll switch teams and complete the Metal Hydra beast of TSM

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

So how far away's the storm from where you are??

About four hours away.

 

It'll cross nothing but land in the interim, so the storm itself will weaken, but still, it's gonna rain and wind will blow. A lot.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Have you made out a will, and if so, do any TSMers stand to inherit any of your belongings?

I've gathered up all my cherished belongings. They are forming a circle around me and my computer. So, if I die, all my shit's going with me.

 

I'm determined to prove wrong the jackass who said "you can't take it with you."

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Charley is officially a wuss. He straight-wrecked Port Charlotte, but basically peed gently on the rest of the West Coast for two hours. The sun is shining now, and it's really quite lovely out.

 

He's saving all his hate for you.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

If I had a digital camera, I'd take pictures of my imminent death, but alas...

 

I imagine it'll look something like this, however:

 

[Art Sandusky 0]

Have sex while the eye wall is passing overhead, and bask in the afterglow while things calm down in the eye.

 

In Charleston, people are panicking as if it really is the end of the world, it's pathetic. I plan on going out to the beach and screaming "GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT, NATURE!"

 

... I shall bring a laptop with me so you can all see my final typed words.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

God speed, Inc.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Inc is gonna be on a Real TV rescue segment.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I find it rather humorous that the entire state of Florida minus where I live got struck by two hurricanes, albeit in some areas not by both.

 

The worst I got here in Miami was a little wind and a few thunderstorms over the past week. Nothing out of the ordinary at all.

 

This was in Cuba, but they're not Americans, so who cares.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey, this reminds me, it's almost tornado season.

[Guest Flyboy]

It has been tornado season.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Even though we had nothing but an inch of rain and occasional wind in Naples, we still lost electricity for 8 hours. Bastards.

[alfdogg 0]

Hey Superstar, who do you think can "save" Florida.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

You're not trying to make me say Popick, are you?

 

[alfdogg 0]

Of course not. I was actually referring to

 

 

UNDERDOG~

[Hank Kingsley 0]

My bad, LOL.

 

=)

[alfdogg 0]

No problem dood