Look at this picture of Lindsay Lohan

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

 

ERR'EBODY IN DA CLUB GET TIPSAAY

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It's pretty obv. from that picture that 1) Fez can't dance, and 2) them boobs are fake.

[nl5xsk1 0]

The million dollar question is:

 

You've got a gun with only one bullet ... which one do you shoot?

Me, I shoot him. She's annoying and all, but at least she's got a level of eye-candy to her. He's a tool that seems to get hot trim repeatedly. Male jealousy makes me shoot him first, even though she'd be a whole lot of fun to eliminate as well.

[Guest Fook]

Put them back to back. Hopefully you can get them both if the bullet goes through.

[Guest Dids]

A- I don't think her boobs are fake. The just flop too damn much, and I assume they're on the upswing in that picture.

 

B- Go Fez, get some!

[Guest Nanks]

I don't know what would make you think those are fake. She is quite clearly wearing a push up bra. You know, not every chick in the world who has anything bigger than a B cup has fake tits. It is fairly common for chicks to have reasonably large breasts.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I used to be on the "They're real" bandwagon but I recently saw a website (wish I had the link) that had a closeup shot of one boob featuring something that looked very much like scar tissue underneath it.

 

And yes, Fez is a torch.

[Guest Dids]

I've seen that picture- and it's either a fold of skin tissue or a mark from her bra.

 

They do breast implants from the nipple area now- she's got too much money to get a shitty boob job that leaves a scar.

 

They're real.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

In the equivelance scale:

 

Fez the real guy is about as cool and righteous as Fez the character is funny. He's the sole purpose I do not watch that show.

[the max 0]

I only watch for Laura Prepon.

 

She's dreamy.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Laura Prepon is hot until she opens her mouth and starts in with her raspy man voice. Oh, I would violate Mila Kunis, however.

 

Furthermore, that whole show is terrible. Other than Mila Kunis, who's a shitty actor, but I would like to fuck.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Oh, I would violate Mila Kunis, however.

Fucking right.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I used to have a subcription to the mostly lousy Suicide Girls website, and there's this woman on there named Claudia who looks a lot like Kunis. Except she (Claudia) is naked. And, occasionally, doing things with other girls!

 

EDIT: That last sentence needed a !.

Edited August 19, 2004 by Incandenza

[nl5xsk1 0]

Inc, is the Suicide Girls site really that lousy?

 

I'm thinking of joining but I won't if it sucks. I've seen some/most of the models in yahoo groups and whatnot and there are a few that I really like. But if it sucks and stuff, then I'll save my money.

[Slayer 0]

Has Wilmer shown that he can play anything other than a goofy foreigner?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Well he's apparently GANGSTA~! in that pic. He's either a poser, or auditioning for Harold and Kumar Go To Compton.

[1234-5678 0]

Isn't Fez like 4"11? I can't stand short guys who get laid.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Eric Foreman is the one and only reason for watching that show. I think Mila Kunis would be a dirty talker in the sack, which would be nice.

[1234-5678 0]

Kunis is the only reason to watch American Psycho 2.

[Guest Dids]

I thought the hottest girl on the show was the first chick who played Eric's sister. The one who eventually got kicked off the show 'cause the actress had a drug problem.

 

I think the whole show is pretty damn good actually.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I thought the hottest girl on the show was the first chick who played Eric's sister. The one who eventually got kicked off the show 'cause the actress had a drug problem.

 

I think the whole show is pretty damn good actually.

Is that what happened to her? What was her drug of choice? Had to be heroin. Everyone in Hollywood is on drugs!

[Guest Dids]

Dunno- my vote is meth, but for no good reason.

 

The actress who played Donna's mom was booted for the same reasons.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Inc, is the Suicide Girls site really that lousy?

 

I'm thinking of joining but I won't if it sucks. I've seen some/most of the models in yahoo groups and whatnot and there are a few that I really like. But if it sucks and stuff, then I'll save my money.

If you're into overly pierced girls with too many tattoos and dumb hair, then it might be for you. I shared an account with three other people, so the four dollars I spent didn't go too much to waste, as there were some hot women there (i.e. Claudia); it got me enough decent wanking material for a few months.

 

fake edit: The other problem I had with the site is the mostly amateur level photography and the idiotic ideas they have for sets. Like there was this one with this girl straddling an arcade machine. That may float video game nerds' boats, but yeesh.

[Guest BrokenWings]

I thought the hottest girl on the show was the first chick who played Eric's sister.  The one who eventually got kicked off the show 'cause the actress had a drug problem.

 

I think the whole show is pretty damn good actually.

Is that what happened to her? What was her drug of choice? Had to be heroin. Everyone in Hollywood is on drugs!

I do recall reading that her drug problem was heroin, which is a shame because the girl who plays her character now just doesn't cut it for me.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Oh, here's Claudia:

 

[Guest Evolution]

According to iMDB, Wilmer has been in Summer Catch, did a voice for a Clifford movie, and is going to be in that Queen Latifah movie that is basically a female version of Barbershop.

[The Czech Republic 0]

According to iMDB, Wilmer has been in Summer Catch, did a voice for a Clifford movie, and is going to be in that Queen Latifah movie that is basically a female version of Barbershop.

Robert DeNiro better watch his back

[Exslade ZX 0]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/000234.html

[Slayer 0]

Ironic that two actresses were kicked off of a show about the 70's for drug use

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Lindsey Lohan's tits are real and fabulous.

 

Furthermore, that chick looks nothing like Mila Kunis, and Laura Prepon is indeed hot.