eiker_ir Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Life sucks...AND THEN YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!! Arguably the best Vince line ever. Gotta agree w/ that. yeah this is my favorite one too, the way he said it helped alot. and from classic-pre-evil-boss Vince: "uuuuuuuuunbelievable!!!!!!!" and "baaaaaaaaack booooodydrop!"
Lil' Bitch Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Another one: I'm Vince McMahon DAMN IT!
MillenniumMan831 Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Pettingill and McMahon had such an funnily obnoxious exchange on the Action Zone one as Fatu was wrestling JJ. Fatu was learning to wrestle w/ boots and is stumbling around. Fatu starts talking jibberish to Albano/Afa. Pettingill: No wonder he's uncomfortable, look at those boots . . . Those are made of pleather. Those are pleather boots. Half leather and half plastic. McMahon: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! . . . Oh, I wonder what Fatu is saying to him now. Pettengill: He's saying uhmbuhskriutkssk. McMahon: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That means my feet are killin me right? Pettingill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Guest Staravenger Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 That is so.....so horrible. I think I actually HAVE THAT TAPED. Here's one, although not from T.V. It's from Beyond the Mat. "LOOK AT HIM PUKE!!!" (when he watches Droz toss his cookies in a waist basket)
Papacita Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Pre-evil boss: "STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!! ...wait a minute!"
therealworldschampion Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 His fake laugh was awesome Also him calling the Great Sasuke and Taka Michonoku "Samurai Warriors" in 1997
Australian Pride Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I always liked his line from back in 1996 (it's either the Buried Alive or Mind Games PPV). Jim Ross is in the ring ranting about how he was bringing Bret Hart back, and how Vince fired him etc. At the end he tosses the mike to Vince and says he needs it because he speaks out of both sides of his mouth. Vince catches the mike, and with a stupid grin on his face says 'Nice catch Vince'. It's not a super classic line, but the look on his face when he says it is a crack-up.
MillenniumMan831 Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Especially since he didn't know what to do w/ the mic.
Guest Staravenger Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I'm sure Jim Ross had a few ideas. BUTT ^------
The Tino Standard Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 "When I die..I don't want to go to Heavan...I wanna go STRAIGHT TO HEEUHLLLL!" Or something like that... "When I die, I don't want any WWF superstars at my funeral... No... When I die, I wanna go strrrrrrraight to HELL!" For me, I don't think Vince will ever top that. tho every time he struts to the ring with his patented Raped Duck Walk comes pretty close.
Guest Big Daddy V1 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Posted September 16, 2004 Sorry Eric, that's a very nice offer, but I'm here for busness tonight... -Vince MacMahon after turning down HLA from Bischoff-
ChrisMWaters Posted September 16, 2004 Report Posted September 16, 2004 I may get bashed for this...but would the Mr. America/Vince McMahon lie-detector test segment count?
Guest Staravenger Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 I may get bashed for this...but would the Mr. America/Vince McMahon lie-detector test segment count? I blocked that one out of my mind...please, give us details. Edit: Uh-Oh, I think I'm starting to remember...DAMN YOU WATERS!
Australian Pride Posted September 17, 2004 Report Posted September 17, 2004 It's not my favourite, but I think 'Eric Bischoff....You're Fiiiiiiired' would have to be Vince's favourite that he ever delivered. And does anyone remember his segment with the priest, prior to his match with the Undertaker? From what I can remember that had some funny stuff in it.
JoeDirt Posted September 26, 2004 Report Posted September 26, 2004 I just saw some hilarious shit. At WWF It's Time, Flash Funk enters and dances in front of the announce table. Vince starts shaking it and "dancing". "Come on, JR! Loosen up a bit!"
Gary Floyd Posted September 27, 2004 Report Posted September 27, 2004 (Almost at the same time, with JR) "Moonsault!" (I swear, it was like they were having a race to see who could say it fastest) "Anything can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation" "PLEASE AUSTIN, GIVE ME THE STUNNER!" (to Shane Mcmahon) "I will never forgive your mother for GIVING BIRTH TO YOU!" (After seeing a cross body) Unbeliveable! I've never seen anything like it!"
strummer Posted September 27, 2004 Report Posted September 27, 2004 "The UUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLTimate WAAAAAARRRRRRIOR"
JoeDirt Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 I heard a funny one the other night. I was watching some old RAW's from 1993, and there was a Tatanka/Nasty Boys vs. HBK/Beverly Brothers 6-man tag where Tatanka pinned HBK leading into Wrestlemania 9. Anyways, during the match one of the Nasty Boys pins one of the Beverlys. The other Beverly comes into the ring and kicks the Nasty in the head to break up the pinfall. Vince: "One...two..." He pauses. Vince: Well...that wasn't very nice. The way Vince says it is just classic. I miss Vince the douchebag announcer.
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