The OAO Fantasy League Thread

[King Cucaracha 0]

Is there any chance of trading out Cena for Raven, at all?

[The Mandarin 0]

Is there any chance of trading out Cena for Raven, at all?

No, sorry, free agency finished Oct. 2nd.

 

Raw

Steviekick's Trish Stratus d. Stacy Keibler

Stevie: 15

Sylvan Grenier and Zack Malibu's Robert Conway def. King's Eugene & Show's William Regal to retain the Tag Titles.

Zack: 20

King: 5

Show: 5

G_Money's Chris Jericho & Real F'n Show's Rhyno def. Real F'n Show's Christian & Stevie's Tyson Tomko

G_Money: 15

Show: 20

Stevie: 5

G_Money's Shawn Michaels, King Cucaracha's Edge & Steviekick'sChris Benoit def. Real F'n Show's Ric Flair, Zack's Batista, Steviekick's Triple H

G_Money: 15

King Cucaracha: 15

Real F'n Show: 5

Zack: 5

Steviekick: 20

I'ma changin' me name.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'ma changin' me name.

No you're not!

[The Mandarin 0]

Smackdown

Zack's RVD defeats Zack's Rene Dupree

Zack: 20

 

King's Billy Kidman def. G_Money's Charlie Haas

King: 15

G_Money: 5

 

Zack's Rey Mysterio d. Orlando Jordan, Funaki, Nunzio, G_Money's Kenzo Suzuki, Johnny Stamboli, Real F'n Show's Spike Dudley, Zack's RVD and Buh Buh Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Scotty 2 Hotty, Zack's Rene Dupree, King's Kidman, Stevie's Rico, King's Mark Jindrak, G_Money's Eddie Guerrero and Luther Reigns and Voice's Kurt Angle in a Battle Royal.

Zack: 30

G_Money: 10

Real F'n Show: 5

King: 10

Stevie: 5

Voice: 5

 

Real F'n Show's WWE Champion JBL def. Hardcore Holly to retain the title.

Real F'n Show: 20

 

Real F'n Show's United States Champion Carlito Caribbean Cool def. Zack's Mysterio to retain the title.

Show: 20

Zack: 5

 

G_Money: Eddie Guerrero d. G_Money's Luther Reigns by DQ

G_Money: 15

 

Up tomorrow:

Xplosion

Impact

Velocity

Both RoH shows

Heat spoilers

[The Mandarin 0]

Sorry for taking so long.

 

Xplosion (Oct. 15)

Stevie's Abyss d. Nate Webb

Stevie: 15

Disco Inferno and Swinger d. Mikey Batts and Jerelle Clarke

Kazarian and Michael Shane d. Jobbers

Voice's Chris Harris and James Storm d. Romeo and Roderick Strong

Voice: 30

G_Money's Alex Shelley d. Chris Sabin and Voice's AJ Styles

G_Money: 15

Voice: 5

 

Impact (Oct. 15)

Stevie's Jeff Hardy d. Zack's Monty Brown

Stevie: 15

Zack: 5

X-Division Title Zack's Petey Williams © d. Jobber

Zack: 20

Konnan, BG James and G'sRon Killings d. Jobbers

G_Money: 15

Tag Team Titles Bobby Rude and Eric Young d. Voice's James Storm and Chris Daniels ©

Voice: 10

 

RoH (Oct. 15)

Voice's CM Punk d. Voice's Homicide

Voice: 20

Matt Sydal d. Trent Acid

Delirous and Jimmy Jacobs d. Special K jobbers

Chad Collyer d. Jay Lethal

Dan Maff and Whitmer d. Carnage Crew (who are they?)

Nigel McGuiness def. Josh Daniels, Roderick Strong and Matt Stryker

RoH Title Voice's Samoa Joe © d. Rocky Romero

Voice: 20

Jimmy Jacobs, Ace Steel and Voice's CM Punk d. Austin Aries, Jack Evans and G_Money's Alex Shelley

Voice: 15

G_Money: 5

 

Velocity (Oct. 16)

Zack's Buh Buh Ray Dudley d. Stevie's Rico

Zack: 15

Stevie: 5

Orlando Jordan d. Funaki

Cruiserweight Title Real F'n Show's Spike Dudley d. Scotty 2 Hotty

Real F'n Show: 20

 

RoH (Oct. 16)

Carnage Crew d. ROH Student Jobbers

Jay Lethal d. Delirious

Traci Brooks d. Daizee Haze

Josh Daniels d. Trent Acid, Matt Sydal and Angeldust

Nigel McGuinness & Chad Collyer d. Dan Maff & BJ Whitmer

Rod Strong & Jack Evans d. Rocky Romero and Voice's Homicide

RoH Title Voice's Samoa Joe © draw Voice's CM Punk

Voice: 15 (5 S. Joe appearance points, 5 CM Punk appearance points, 5 for Joe retaining)

 

MOTW (Oct. 11-17)

RoH Title Samoa Joe draw CM Punk

20 points to Voice.

 

Raw (Oct. 19)

Snitsky d. King's Eugene

King: 5

Zack's Victoria, Nidia and Stacy Keibler d. Gail Kim, Molly Holly and Stevie's Trish Stratus

Zack: 15

Stevie: 5

Zack's Batista and Show's Ric Flair d. Show's Randy Orton and Money's Chris Jericho

Stevie's Shelton Benjamin d. Show's Christian, G_Money's The Hurricane, Show's Rhyno, Jonathan Coachman and Show's Tajiri

Stevie: 15

Show: 15

G_Money: 5

King's Edge d. G_Money's Shawn Michaels and Stevie's Chris Benoit

King: 15

G_Money: 5

Show: 5

 

Points up by 7; Taboo Tuesday up tomorrow.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

Carnage Crew are Loc and Devito.

[The Mandarin 0]

Taboo Tueday

IC Title Stevie's Shelton Benjamin d. G_Money's Chris Jericho ©

Shelton: 25

G_Money: 5

Women's Title Stevie's Trish Stratus won a Battle Royal that included Zack's Victoria

Stevie: 20

Zack: 5

Snitsky d. King's Kane

King: 5

King's Eugene d. Eric Bischoff

King: 15

Tag Titles King's Edge and Stevie's Chris Benoit d. Sylvan Grenier and Zack's Robert Conway

King: 25

Stevie: 25

Zack: 5

Christy and Carmella fought to a fast forward

World Title Stevie's Triple H © d. G_Money's Shawn Michaels

Stevie: 20

Money: 5

Show's Randy Orton d. Show's Ric Flair in a cage.

Show: 20

[The Mandarin 0]

1) Points tallied on first page. I almost died doing it.

 

2) I forgot to post HeAT results, but I added points to your totals.

 

Match Results: Shelton Benjamin beat Heat GM Steven Richards; Tajiri beat Chuck Palumbo; Victoria & Nidia beat Molly Holly & Gail Kim

 

3) Someone needs to buy me CS5 Terry Funk.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

Thank GOD my team finally did something. I'm out of the basement, finally. And with another ROH double shot to go, I may just have a chance at this.

[Zack Malibu 0]

3) Someone needs to buy me CS5 Terry Funk.

Dropping hints?

[King Cucaracha 0]

As bottom of the table, I think the winner of this shindig should be required to buy Funk...uhm, Funk.

[Zack Malibu 0]

And they should buy it from me, of course.

 

[/cheap shill mode]

[The Mandarin 0]

I almost rang you up for the exclusive Paul Heyman a while ago, but I stopped myself. I need the scratch.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Still got plenty, fear not.

[The Mandarin 0]

Of note-

 

 

Todd Grisham joined WWE as an announcer on Jan. 14, 2004, bringing his wit, dry humor and enthusiasm to the RAW brand. His tour of duty through WWE television includes hosting the international edition of Bottom Line and co-hosting The WWE Experience with Ivory.

 

Born in Hattiesburg, Miss. -- home of the Green Bay Packers’ Brett Favre -- Grisham and his family moved around a great deal, but he spent the bulk of his childhood in Bay Minette, Ala. After college, he obtained a job as a sports anchor in Ottumwa, Iowa. In his year and a half there, working at KTVO, Ottumwa’s only local affiliate, he did everything -- shooting, editing, putting on his own makeup.

 

When he was offered a job in Tucson, Ariz., the No. 70 media market, he jumped at the chance and relocated, becoming the youngest reporter at any station in Tucson. He spent four years as a sports reporter and weekend sports anchor for KOLD, the town’s CBS affiliate, primarily covering the Arizona Wildcats. But he also reported on teams from Phoenix, so he’s been to the Final Four and Game 7 of the World Series and has also worked with the NFL, NBA, NHL and PGA.

 

He said his goal is to learn from people such as Jim Ross -- whom Grisham calls “the greatest play-by-play guy ever” -- and become the best announcer he can.

 

“Wrestlers come here to be the best wrestlers in the world,” he said. “I want to be the best commentator.”

 

Sad.

[The Mandarin 0]

Smackdown

Un-Title Show's Carlito Caribbean Cool defeats Stevie's Rico

Show: 15

Stevie: 5

Zack's Heidenreich def. Shannon Moore

Zack: 15

King's Mark Jindrak def. Money's Eddie Guerrero

King: 15

Money: 5

Zack's RVD, Zack's Rey Mysterio & Money's Booker T def. Show's JBL, Zack's Rene Dupree & Money's Kenzo Suzuki

Zack: 35

Money: 20

Show: 5

 

Impact!

King's Jeff Jarrett d. Ryan O'Reilly

King: 15

Michael Shane and Kazarian d. Sonjay Dutt and Chris Sabin

Zack Malibu's Monty Brown d. Jobber

Zack: 15

New York Connection (who?) d. Jobbers

Voice's AJ Styles, G_Money's Ron Killings and Steviekick's Jeff Hardy d. Bobby Rude, Eric Young and.. Ruffy.

Voice: 15

G_Money: 15

Stevie: 15

 

Xplosion

Elix Skipper and Voice's Chris Daniels d. Romeo and Rod Strong

Voice: 15

Stevie's Abyss d. Jobber

Stevie: 15

Isthisforatitlematch? Zack's Petey Williams and G_Money's Alex Shelley d. Shark Boy and D-Ray 3000

Zack: 15

Raven d. Jobber

Kid Kash and Dallas draw Voice's AMW

Voice: 10

 

Man, somebody should have drafted Jobber. He gets a lot of work.

 

Velocity

D-Von, Show's Spike and Zack's Buh Buh Ray Dudley d. Nunzio, Stamboli and Funaki

Show: 15

Zack: 15

King's Big Show d. Akio

King: 15

Voice's Kurt Angle d. Bob "Asshat" Holly

Voice: 15

 

Heat

Rosey d. Stevie

Rodney Mack d. Jobber

Zack Malibu's Rob Conway d. Maven

Zack: 15

 

MOTW

I liked meself Randy Orton vs. Ric Flair from Taboo Tuesday. About **3/4 or so.

 

20 points to Real F'n Show.

 

THAT'S IT.

 

DEAN RA--

 

..uh, points up now.

[The Mandarin 0]

PS- When it gets down to the last month I'll start writing reports on HOW IMPORTANT EACH SHOW IS.

 

Here's an example-

 

If Zack's Rene defeats Show's CCC at Armageddon, then Real F'n Show will cease to exist. ..while Zack will get 15 points which will launch him into third place.

 

Wait for it.

 

Now let me go watch my soaps.

[The Mandarin 0]

IC Title- Steviekick's Shelton Benjamin d. G_Money's Chris Jericho

Stevie: 20

Money: 5

Maven d. Zack's Batista

Zack: 5

Snitsky d. William Regal

Show's Ric Flair d. Show's Randy Orton

Show: 20

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hang with my crew.

[The Mandarin 0]

Shit, I done screw up. If someone(s) could just put a list together of the shows aired since Monday and who had who wrestle what matches, I could do the calculations. Then I'll continue managing it all tomorrow.

 

In reward, I will give you(s) the option to choose MOTW and a listing of good bars in Toronto.*

 

*there isn't any.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Well, crap.

 

Smackdown

Chavo Guerrero d. Nunzio

Zack's Rey Mysterio d. Voice's Kurt Angle

Zack: 15

Voice: 5

Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson go to a draw

G_Money's Booker T d. Orlando Jordan

G_Money: 15

 

Impact!

Zack's Monty Brown d. Jobbers

Zack: 15

Chris Sabin d. G_Money's Alex Shelley, Frankie Kazarian, Sonjay Dutt, Michael Shane and Shark Boy

G_Money: 5

3 Live Kru d. The Naturals

Stevie's Jeff Hardy d. Zack's Petey Williams

Stevie: 15

Zack: 5

 

Xplosion

Voice's AJ Styles d. Eric Young

Voice: 15

Bobby Roode d. D-Ray 3000

XXX (Stevie's Elix Skipper and Voice's Chris Daniels) d. Puma and Frankie Capone

Stevie: 15

Voice: 15

Voice's AMW d. Roderick Strong and Lex Lovett

Voice: 30

G_Money's Ron Killings d. Stevie's Abyss by DQ

G_Money: 15

Stevie: 0

 

Velocity

Show's Carlito Carribean Cool d. Shannon Moore

Show: 15

Hardcore Holly d. Doug Basham

Zack's Rob Van Dam d. Zack's Rene Dupree

Zack: 20

 

Heat

Show's Rhyno d. Rodney Mack

Show: 15

La Resistance (Sly Grenier and Zack's Rob Conway) d. Ken Anderson and Lenny Lane

Zack: 15

Stevie's Chris Benoit d. Chuck Palumbo

Stevie: 15

 

 

MOTW

I'm guessing Rey Mysterio vs. Kurt Angle, although if anyone disagrees then say so as I don't get the TNA shows over here.

 

So that'd be 10 points each to Zack and Voice, right? Not that they need them...

 

 

Funk, get counting bizzitch.

[The Mandarin 0]

Since you did so well, I'm going to throw in a bonus of my first born child.

 

I'll add it up when I get home.

[The Mandarin 0]

Scores updated on page one. I also compensated G_Money for the 3 Live Kru match, because Ron Killings was involved and his team won.

 

Thanks again, King. I'm so happy, I could "Kiss the Cuc". Haha! It's like that apron! Get it?! Haha!

[The Mandarin 0]

Raw

Retard vs. Retard- Snitsky d. King's Eugene

King: 5

Show's Christian d. Money's Hurricane

Show: 15

G_Money: 5

Sylvan Grenier and Zack's Robert Conway d. King's Edge and Stevie's Chris Benoit for the Tag Belts

Zack: 25

King: 5

Stevie: 5

Stevie's Shelton Benjamin d. King Mabel

Stevie: 15

G_Money's Chris Jericho, Show's Randy Orton & Maven def. Show's Ric Flair & Zack's Batista

G_Money: 15

Show: 20

Zack: 15

[The Mandarin 0]

for Steviekick.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

Two big RoH shows this weekend. I better score some goddamn points....

[The Mandarin 0]

SmackDown

G_Money's Booker T d. Orlando Jordan by disqualification

G_Money: 15

Zack Malibu's Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam d. King's Mark Jindrak and G_Money's Luther Reigns

Zack: 30

King: 5

G_Money: 5

G_Money's Booker T and Josh Matthews d. Real F'n Show's JBL and Orlando Jordan

G_Money: 15

Real F'n Show: 5

 

RoH 11-5

Jimmy Rave d. Ace Steel

Voice's Homicide d. Angel Dust, Fast Eddie, and Dunn

Voice: 15

The Carnage Crew d. BJ Whitmer and Dan Maff

Low Ki d. Chad Collyer

John Walters & Nigel McGuinness d. Jay Lethal and Voice's Samoa Joe

Voice: 5

The Outkast Killaz d. Jobbers

Austin Aries d. Voice's CM Punk

Voice: 5

RoH Tag Titles: Rocky Romero and Ricky Reyes © d. Rod Strong and Jack Evans

Jushin Lyger d. King's American Dragon

King: 5

 

Velocity

Non-Title: Chavo Guerrero d. Real F'n Show's Spike Dudley

Show: 5

King's Billy Kidman d. Steviekick's Rico.. for the last time.

King Cucaracha: 15

Steviekick: 5

G_Money's Eddie Guerrero d. Danny Basham

G_Money: 15

 

I didn't watch SmackDown, so I need some clarification- did Kurt Angle wrestle any actual matches?

 

NWA-TNA (all three) and today's RoH up tomorrow. I also need Heat spoilers, or the results from the broadcast if there is none.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Angle didn't actually wrestle. He 'beat' two of the Tough Enough guys in matches. After they'd been tired out by doing squat thrusts of course. Gotta love those tough-guy WWE bullies getting shown up, eh?

[The Mandarin 0]

NWA-TNA Victory Road

Hector Garza won a Battle Royal also involving G_Money's Alex Shelley

Money: 5

Empire Saint, Johnny B. Badd and G_Money's Ron Killings & Erik Watts d. The Naturals, Kid Kash and Dallas

G_Money: 15

Two midgets fought.

Tag Titles-[/b] BG James and Konnan d. Bobby Roode and Eric Young ©

Trinity d. Jacqueline

Zack's Monty Brown d. Raven and Stevie's Abyss

Zack: 15

Stevie: 5

X Title- Zack's Petey Williams © d. Voice's AJ Styles

Zack: 20

Voice: 5

Voice's James Storm and Chris Harris d. Voice's Chris Daniels and Elix Skipper

Voice: 35

NWA Title- King's Jeff Jarrett © d. Stevie's Jeff Hardy

King: 20

Stevie: 5

 

RoH 11-6

Nigel McGuinness draw Chad Collyer

Carnage Crew d. ROH students

Izzy d. Trent Acid, Fast Eddie and Jack Evans

Jimmy Rave d. Jay Lethal

Voice's CM Punk and Ace Steele d. Rod Strong and (Alex Shelley?)

Dunn and Marcos d. Angeldust and Dixie

John Walters d. Voice's Homicide by DQ

RoH Tag Titles: Rocky Romero and Ricky Reyes d. Dan Maff and BJ Whitmer

Jushin Liger and Voice's Samoa Joe d. King's Bryan Danielson and Low-Ki

 

WWE Heat

Val Venis d. Rodney Mack

Show's William Regal d. Jobber

Show: 15

Rosey d. Chu--Jobber

Molly Holly and Gail Kim d. Zack's Victoria and Nidia

Zack: 5

 

MOTW-

Bryan Danielson d. Jushin Liger from Friday got more love than the tag, from what I've heard.

 

10 points to King Cucaracha.

 

I couldn't find ANY Xplosion/Impact results, so if someone could link me (sans popups) to some, I'd allow them to go buy that Christmas calendar with the chocolates inside that they had their eye on.

 

Could someone also give me confirmation on who was tagging with Roderick Strong on Saturday?

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

It was Austin Aries. Got it from ROH's site, so it's right.

[The Mandarin 0]

Yeah, it's not going to look as sleek as normal because I've got limited time and don't want to do any tagging.

Raw

Randy Orton defeats Batista

Show: 15

Zack: 5

Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin def. Tyson Tomko (Non-Title)

Stevie: 20

Edge vs. Chris Benoit (No Contest) 

King: 5

Stevie: 5

 

Smackdown

Chavo Guerrero & Rey Mysterio defeat Billy Kidman & Spike Dudley

Show: 5

Zack: 15

King: 5

Josh Mathews def. Orlando Jordan

Eddie Guerrero & Rob Van Dam def. Luther Reigns & Mark Jindrak

G_Money: 20

Zack: 15

King: 5

Big Show def. Kurt Angle via DQ

King: 15

Voice: 0

 

Impact

D-Ray 3000 and Shark Boy defeated Kid Romeo and Mark Stevens.

Sonjay Dutt pinned Cassidy O’Reilly

America’s Most Wanted defeated the NYC.

Voice: 30

Abyss defeated Scotty Matthews.

Stevie: 15

 

Xplosion

3 Live Kru defeated Justin Cage & Scotty Matthews & ?.

G_Money: 15

Kazarian & Michael Shane & Kid Kash defeated LA Park & Psicosis & Hector Garza.

Monty Brown d. Raven

Zack: 15

Chris Sabin pinned Alex Shelley.

G_Money: 5

AJ Styles and Jeff Hardy defeated the Naturals.

Voice: 15

Stevie: 15

 

TNA Specials

“The Phenomenal” AJ Styles defeated “the Next” Alex Shelley

Voice: 15

G_Money: 5

America’s Most Wanted defeated Kid Kash and Dallas.

Voice: 30

“Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels defeated Frankie “the Future” Kazarian (w/Traci)

Voice: 15

Ron “the Truth” Killings defeated Raven

G_Money: 15

AJ Styles d. Abyss

Voice: 15

Stevie: 5

NWA World X Division champion Petey Williams (minus the belt, but w/Scott D’amore), Sonjay Dutt, Jerrelle Clark, Shark Boy and Michael Shane (w/Traci Brooks)

Zack: 15

Brian Cox and his mystery partner MONTY BROWN defeated the Naturals.

Zack: 15

NWA World Heavyweight champion Jeff Jarrett (also minus the title belt) defeated Jeff Hardy in the Six Sides of Steel match.

King: 15

Stevie: 5

 

Velocity

Bob Holly b Kenzo Suzuki

G_Money: 5

Booker T b Rene Dupree

G_Money: 15

Zack: 5

Bashams b Slam Shady & Russell Simpson

 

Heat

Non-Titre- 1/2 Zack Malibu's La Resistance d. Money's Hurricane and Rosey

Zack: 15

G_Money: 5

 

Survivor Series

 

CW Title- Show's Spike © d. Zack's Rey Mysterio, King's Kidman and Chavo Guerrero

Show: 20

King: 5

Zack: 5

IC Title- Stevie's Shelton Benjamin © d. Real F'n Show's Christian

Stevie- 20

G_Money: 5

G_Money's Eddie Guerrero, Zack Malibu's RVD and King's Big Show and John Cena d. The Voice's Kurt Angle, King's Jindrak, G_Money's Luther Reigns and Real F'n Show's Carlito

G_Money: 20

Zack: 5

King: 35

Voice: 5

Show: 5

Women's Title- Stevie's Trish © d. Lita by DQ

Stevie: 20

King's Undertaker d. Zack's Heidenreich

King: 15

Zack: 5

WWE Title- Show's JBL © d. G_Money's Booker T

Show: 20

G_Money: 5

Show's Randy Orton, Steviekick's Chris Benoit, G_Money's Chris Jericho and Maven d. Zack's Batista, Stevie's Triple H, King's Edge and Snitsky

Show: 15

Stevie: 10

Zack: 5

G_Money: 5

King: 5

 

MOTW

Appears to be Benjamin vs. Christian from SS. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

 

10 each to Stevie/Show.

 

Raw

King's Eugene & Show's William Regal defeat Zack's Robert Conway and Sylvan Grenier and Show's Tajiri & Rhyno

King: 20

Show: 30

Zack: 5

Lita def. Molly Holly

Show's Randy Orton def. Jonathan Coachman

Show: 15

Stevie's Shelton Benjamin & Chris Benoit def. Show's Christian & King's Edge

Stevie: 30

Show: 5

King: 5

Christy def. Stacy Keibler (Lingerie Pillow Fight)

World Title- Stevie's Triple H © def. Maven

Stevie: 15