Anakin Flair Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Well, since nobody else started one- I just wanted to say thank god they gave Long his old music back- I've always had a spot for 'Back the Mack' To bad they wasted it on the 'Last Ride' match.
Anakin Flair Posted September 10, 2004 Author Report Posted September 10, 2004 Holy shit, it's Razor Ramon Redux.
Downhome Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Did Kenzo just totally fall off the apron on accident or did I miss something?
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Okayish show so far. Bradshaw made me chuckle a bit when he was on the mic. Too bad to see London lose his tag title, but hopefully it leads to a good push instead of floundering doing nothing like he probably would have been. And what are the odds that when Bradshaw gives the Undertaker his "funeral" in two weeks, Taker pops out of a casket?
Anakin Flair Posted September 10, 2004 Author Report Posted September 10, 2004 I was expecting him to pop out of the herse tonight.
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 RVD and D-Von were going in slow motion there, it seemed.
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Carlito is fucking awesome. Kick down that sandcastle, man!
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Why is Heidenreich always in his ring attire? And how horrible is it when the best move you can do is a shoulderbreaker?
AndrewTS Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Say it, Cole. You know you wanna. Heidenreich is a BULLY!
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 That's it...at No Mercy it's Heidenreich vs. Funaki in a capture the Michael Cole match.
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Say it, Cole. You know you wanna. Heidenreich is a BULLY! Not only that, but he's a BIG MEANIE!
AndrewTS Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Raw Rebound > SD. If only for the music.
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Ha, if you hadn't seen RVD's match earlier it would look like he's been doing coke in the back.
Guest Evolution Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Here I was thinking there was no way Michael Cole could ever act somewhat aggressive. Guess I was wrong.
AndrewTS Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Ha, if you hadn't seen RVD's match earlier it would look like he's been doing coke in the back. Did you know RVD is unorthodox? Which walking stereotype/future Cinemax actress will be AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL?!?!? Damn that show to hell for likely inspiring the Diva Search.
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Here I was thinking there was no way Michael Cole could ever act somewhat aggressive. Guess I was wrong. He can take Heyman like *THAT*. Cole/Tazz vs. Heyman/Heidenreich at No Mercy! It's the match the fans are begging for!
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 -Teddy Long told Paul Heyman backstage that since he gave his man Heidenreich the night off, he is going to put him in a match. Heyman shook his head like he couldn't have possibly heard what he heard. He said he isn't a wrestler. Long told him he is going to face a TV announcer. Heyman said, "I'm not going to fight Tazz." Long said not him. Heyman said, "You want the ratings to go up because you want me to slap the head off of that metrosexual." Uh, Josh Matthews is a metrosexual. Michael Cole is a metrosexual wanna be. Cole then came up on hte monitor and said, "I can take you out just like that." He called him to the ring. Heyman said he was up for that. Long said, "It's not going to be Michael Cole!" Heyman rushed to the ring, screaming over Long in the process. Cole said, "He beter get on a treadmill for a couple of years before he takes me on." And I thought Tony Schiavone pretend to be a wrestler and cut a "bad ass heel promo" on TNA last year was difficult to stomach. Seeing Cole act like a tough guy is obnoxious. "Oh yeah, let go!" said Cole, taking off his watch. Then Funaki ran to the ring and beat up Heyman, pummelling him with punches. Heidenreich quickly entered the ring and gave Funaki a big boot and then his stomach-breaker finisher. Heidenreich then told a shaken Heyman to cover Funaki. Heyman did and counted his own three count. There was no referee, so it hardly counts as an official match. Heidenreich then put Funaki in a cobra clutch. Heyman meanwile went to ringside and slapped Cole. Cole went after Heyman, but when Heidenreich stepped in, Cole ran away like a squirrel from a dog, running up the stairs through the crowd and into the concourse. Heidenreich just watched from ringside. Fun angle, actually, establishing a Heyman-Cole Seinfeld-Newman type relationship while Heidenreich was further established as a tough guy. Wait until America sees Heidenreich try to do more than execute two or three power moves, though. This is what Keller wrote about the whole Heyman/Cole/Untalented big guy segment.
AndrewTS Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Well, they need to fill time I guess, since the roster kinda sucks. Let's see... possible NM card: Taker vs. JBL Booker vs. Cena Mr. Sir vs. Paul London Angle vs. Eddy Spike vs. Rey Cole/Tazz vs. Mr. H/Paul H. Tag title defense I guess that'll do.
Anakin Flair Posted September 10, 2004 Author Report Posted September 10, 2004 this match doesn't seem to be up to par...
Anakin Flair Posted September 10, 2004 Author Report Posted September 10, 2004 My, he's eaten his wheaties... along with everything else, it seems. He looks even bigger than he did before. Still, glad to see him back.
JoeDirt Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 My, he's eaten his wheaties... along with everything else, it seems. He looks even bigger than he did before. Still, glad to see him back. Yeah, he looks really big.
Downhome Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Well, that's one hell of a way to redebut TBS, heh. Why wouldn't he be champion now? He just singlehandly destroyed the entire SD roster, aside from Bradshaw and The Undertaker.
Guest Evolution Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Why wouldn't he be champion now? He just singlehandly destroyed the entire SD roster, aside from Bradshaw and The Undertaker. You can make the argument that none of them were prepared for the return of the Big Show, and that perhaps with a little time to prepare and "scout out" (hey, the announcers use it all the time) TBS, he can be beaten.
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