I've Decided To Quit Drinking

[Red Baron]

I've decided to quit drinking, and all of its purposes. Everyone has said that I don't have the willpower to do so, but I think I can.

 

How long do you think it'll take me to crack open the bottle.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Quitter.

[Guest Joshua A. Norton]

For serious, a quitter never wins and a winner never quits.

[NYU]

For serious, a quitter never wins and a winner never quits.

 

Shot that theory to hell.

 

And I voted for a few weeks.

[Murmuring Beast]

You're drinking now, aren't you?

[1234-5678]

All the big holidays are only a few months away. Shortest, I say this weekend, longest I say Thanksgiving.

[Guest Fook]

You're Canadian. You're not allowed to stop drinking.

[Lil' Bitch]

So I was drinking over the weekend in the club, then I went black, when I woke up, I was at home. I don't remember how I got there.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

So I was drinking over the weekend in the club, then I went black, when I woke up, I was at home. I don't remember how I got there.

That's when it's time to consider cutting back on the booze consderably.

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

So I was drinking over the weekend in the club, then I went black, when I woke up, I was at home. I don't remember how I got there. 

That's when it's time to consider cutting back on the booze consderably.

Don't you know? Stories like that are what makes guys COOL!

[1234-5678]

So I was drinking over the weekend in the club, then I went black, when I woke up, I was at home. I don't remember how I got there. 

That's when it's time to consider cutting back on the booze consderably.

Don't you know? Stories like that are what makes guys COOL!

Keep it up. Blackouts only lead to adventure.

[Guest Nanks]

So I was drinking over the weekend in the club, then I went black, when I woke up, I was at home. I don't remember how I got there.

You're not familiar with The Beer Scooter???

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That's an awesome idea. A winged beer scooter.^

[PLAGIARISM!]

I'm er...just off to the patent office...