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Actually I think an Ahmed promo was something along the lines of this...

 

RESTGJEKLJSDGLKFDJHLKGJQAWRJQWJW:GORJGHLWOFTIWEGJSGJ YOU'RE GOING DOWN QWTJIWERGJSKGDJVLSDJGLJFGDJSLGF.... but I digress...

 

But the BABY KILLER~! will be a star... I know it....

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Is Sinsky going to be an actual wrestler now? Has he come out of nowhere like Heidenreich did on Raw a year ago?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Is Sinsky going to be an actual wrestler now? Has he come out of nowhere like Heidenreich did on Raw a year ago?

SNITSKY! Motherfucking hell!

How 'bought you answer the question, toots.

Posted
Is Sinsky going to be an actual wrestler now? Has he come out of nowhere like Heidenreich did on Raw a year ago?

SNITSKY! Motherfucking hell!

How 'bought you answer the question, toots.

Ok. I assume he'll be working a couple of matches, or at least one. Wouldn't make much sense not to. I like the guy. He's got a good look and seems ok on the microphone.

Guest Sylvan Grenier
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I like the guy. He's got a good look and seems ok on the microphone.

You must be thinking of Gene Kiniski, a.k.a. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, because I laughed through his whole promo.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Is Sinsky going to be an actual wrestler now? Has he come out of nowhere like Heidenreich did on Raw a year ago?

SNITSKY! Motherfucking hell!

How 'bought you answer the question, toots.

Ok. I assume he'll be working a couple of matches, or at least one. Wouldn't make much sense not to. I like the guy. He's got a good look and seems ok on the microphone.

He looks like a generic 80's tv enhancement jobber.

Posted

I imagine Kane will probably "kill" poor Gene Snitsky back to where ever he came from on RAW Monday. I doubt they'll let Snitsky wrestle at the PPV, although with fans voting on the gimmicks to matches and whatnot, that could provide an interesting match...

 

(insert somewhat offensive item) on a pole match!..

Posted

It'd rock if Raw started out...

 

fetus.gif

Kane and Lita's Baby

2004 - 2004

 

Then Gene comes out and reads a sympathy card for them (even though it WASN'T HIS FAULT!)

 

With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked, I'm sorry to hear your little brat croaked. Maybe now he's just in a jar of juice; maybe his stem cells could be of some use. But if I were going to have parents as stupid as his, I'd rather have been flushed when I was jizz. So be brave and be strong; get your lives back on track. You can make another next time you hop in the sack!

Guest DeathBecomesYou
Posted
It'd rock if Raw started out...

 

fetus.gif

Kane and Lita's Baby

2004 - 2004

 

Then Gene comes out and reads a sympathy card for them (even though it WASN'T HIS FAULT!)

 

With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked, I'm sorry to hear your little brat croaked. Maybe now he's just in a jar of juice; maybe his stem cells could be of some use. But if I were going to have parents as stupid as his, I'd rather have been flushed when I was jizz. So be brave and be strong; get your lives back on track. You can make another next time you hop in the sack!

God damn that is brilliant. That'd make Raw worth watching for me.

As for Gene, I guess he's a proper member of the roster now, since he's appearing on house shows pretty high up the card.

Guest DeathBecomesYou
Posted
was Orton's character much different from his OVW character?

Not his current character, but Orton's original character from when he first turned up on Smackdown as the bland pretty boy babyface, that's basically what his OVW character was like.

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