How would you have killed Kane's child?

[AndrewTS 0]

Lita gets Christy to stand in for her as far as Kane goes. Kane's none-the-wiser, what with his one burnt eye and all.

 

And they all live happily ever after.

 

The End.

I think they'd make a pretty good couple....

 

Christy: *flicks lighter* Hehehehehehehum--LET'S BURN SOMETHING!!

 

Kane: *smiles*...

[Guest lactose]

Just think about the HILARIOUS~! vignettes of Repo Man trying to sell the baby on the black market.

... or ebay

[Red Baron 0]

Coat hanger.

 

Works well I might add.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

Lita gets Christy to stand in for her as far as Kane goes. Kane's none-the-wiser, what with his one burnt eye and all.

 

And they all live happily ever after.

 

The End.

I think they'd make a pretty good couple....

 

Christy: *flicks lighter* Hehehehehehehum--LET'S BURN SOMETHING!!

 

Kane: *smiles*...

Not to mention with Christy's receding hairline, she's gonna look like Kane right after he was unmasked.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Kane vs. Benoit on Raw, with the number one contendership to the title for the next week on Raw (before anyone knew about Taboo Tues). Benoit looks in trouble and with the ref down, Kane goes for the chair. Lita enters the ring to stop Kane using the chair on Benoit and gets shoved out of the way. Lita goes down and Benoit capitalises with a dropkick on Kane. Lita meanwhile starts to use Benoit to pull herself up. That distracts Benoit, and Kane hits the chokeslam for the win.

 

Later in the show Lita tries to apologise to Benoit, who seems pretty pissed off. But, he's a nice guy, so accepts the apology anyway. Lita goes to leave but then stops and tells Benoit he's got something in his teeth. Which he has. He's been eating spinach before Lita walked in, see. But Benoit thinks it's a joke and goes psycho, locking Lita in the Sharpshooter. She wails and wails until Benoit finally releases it and leaves.

 

Only to return about 10 seconds later and say "Oh, by the way, your baby's dead" and leave just as quickly.