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The OAOAST House Show Circuit continued it's run down the East Coast, as the next stops en route to this weeks HeldDOWN~! took place this past Monday in Worcester, MA at the Centrum and in Providence, RI at the Dunkin' Donuts Center on Tuesday.

 

Results from Worcester, MA 9/20/04

 

Stephen Joseph defeated Leon Rodez with a yank o' the tights. The post match beatdown saw former OAOAST Superstar (and Boston native) SOME GUY hit the ring to a huge pop and fend SJ off. Some Guy then got on the mic that a lot has changed since he's been gone (referencing Crystal's title win, Zack's turn, the departure of other vets), but one thing remains the same...he HATES Stephen Joseph. In an announcement that got a HUGE pop, Some Guy said that for ONE NIGHT ONLY he would return to action and take on SJ.

 

Chicks Over Dicks defeated The Tethers and The New New Midnight Express in a tag team three way dance.

 

Ragdoll pinned Dan Black

 

Zack Malibu and Candie came out for a promo. Malibu had on his Montreal Canadiens jersey and stated that he wasn't going for the cheap heat, but that since there doesn't look to be an NHL season this year, the Boston area fans needed to be reminded of who the greatest team in the league truly is (hint: their colors are NOT black and gold!). Crystal came out and asked that Zack please take off a jersey representing Canada in her presence, and followed up by saying that the people didn't come to talk hockey, they came to watch people get their asses kicked...namely Zack. After a bit more bantering, the two settled on having a Canadian Death Match in the main event, where pinfalls must be counted as five counts, submissions don't apply, and you have a ten count to recover from the pin (similar to Texas Death rules).

 

Calvin Szechstein pinned Scotty Static

 

The Blurricane kept the OAOAST X Title in a four way match that included Johnny "Jam" Jackson, Chris Stevens and Panther.

 

Sly Sommers defeated Hoff

 

Some Guy pinned Stephen Joseph

 

Crystal won the Canadian Death Match over Zack Malibu to retain the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. Hoff attempted a run in but was tackled in the aisle by Some Guy, distracting Zack long enough that Crystal could get to the top rope and floor him with a diving chairshot to win it. Several fans reported that the ensuing blade job was equally as gory to the Angleslam blade job by Malibu.

 

The next night, the OAOAST ventured into Malibu's home territory of Providence, RI. Did the most hated heel in the industry recieve a hero's welcome?

 

Ragdoll and The Global Party Exchange defeated Black T and Stephen Joseph

 

Drek Stone pinned The Mad Cappa

 

Hells Hitmen won a tag team battle royal that featured The Bryants, The Tethers, The Frankensteiners, The Muses, Chicks Over Dicks, The Crunk Machine, The Love Doctors and Los Infernales

 

Zack Malibu came out for a promo, and was not received well by his hometown crowd. Malibu had them HATING him simply by acting himself, stating that they boo him out of jealousy, knowing that they'll never be the people to bring notoriety to their state.

 

Chris Stevens b. Leon Rodez

 

Axel, Sly Sommers and Crystal defeated The Thrillogy and Candie in a special 3 on 4 tag team match when Axel pinned Hoff.

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Now Drek Stone is left off the Worcester show?

 

Damn you Malibu!

 

Will this mistreatment never cease?

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Some Guy pinned Stephen Joseph

 

OMG! Why is some dude who's not even on the roster pinning one of the company's top stars?????? FUCK YOU OAOAST BOOKING STAFF!

 

Axel, Sly Sommers and Crystal defeated The Thrillogy and Candie in a special 3 on 4 tag team match when Axel pinned Hoff.

 

OMG PT 2! Why is Hoff taking the pinfall instead of a non wrestler like Candie? FUCK YOU OAOAST BOOKING STAFF PT 2! LOVE, PATTY O' GREEN!

Edited by Patty O'Green

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Some Guy pinned Stephen Joseph

 

OMG! Why is some dude who's not even on the roster pinning one of the company's top stars?????? FUCK YOU OAOAST BOOKING STAFF!

 

Axel, Sly Sommers and Crystal defeated The Thrillogy and Candie in a special 3 on 4 tag team match when Axel pinned Hoff.

 

OMG PT 2! Why is Hoff taking the pinfall instead of a non wrestler like Candie? FUCK YOU OAOAST BOOKING STAFF PT 2! LOVE, PATTY O' GREEN!

1)It was for the hometown pop.

 

2)Candie losing would be way too predictable. It's like when Michael Hayes was the one pinned in the Hardyz/Hayes vs. Acolytes tag match at Fully Loaded '99, and cost his team the tag belts, despite not being an active wrestler nor a champion. It made no sense, but you knew it was coming. What would our Female Phenom have to gain over pinning CANDIE at this point?

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2)Candie losing would be way too predictable. It's like when Michael Hayes was the one pinned in the Hardyz/Hayes vs. Acolytes tag match at Fully Loaded '99, and cost his team the tag belts, despite not being an active wrestler nor a champion. It made no sense, but you knew it was coming. What would our Female Phenom have to gain over pinning CANDIE at this point?

 

WTF?

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Using OAOAST.com's Interactive section, I hereby request a 10 Person tag match: Thillogy (Zack, Calvin & Hoff) & Black T vs. Crystal, Sly, GPX & Axel. That's what I call Star Wars. :D

 

Make it happen, Malibu. Make it happen.

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