The OAO "Thank GOD the Diva Search is over Thread"

[The Amazing Rando 0]

^ I call this movie The "Less Acting Skill Than Normal" Porn... also starring Lita.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And in seriousness for Shelton's finisher...why not give him the Texas Cloverleaf?

 

It's not like Dean-O Machine-O is using it anymore.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

It doesn't take a genius to focus on a body part. I figured out ring psychology in 5th grade.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I think Shelton had an exploder suplex for a finisher for a while.

 

God, I hope HHH doesn't win this. If Shelton wins again, HHH would have a hell of a contender down the road.

[Guest CronoT]

So, if Triple H going to get his jobs back against Shelton tonight? Wouldn't surprise me if he did. If he does, I'll probably go back to playing KOTOR.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

whoa that was kinda cool actually

[Ted the Poster 0]

I wish they'd give Shelton a finisher.

He has the Shelton Splash.

Pfft. A splash only works if you weigh 300+ pounds.

One word:

 

Sting.

I meant "works" as in it looks both effective and painful. It was a bit hard to buy the Stinger Splash, even when I was a mark.

[Guest Quik]

Is this non-title?

[The Mandarin 0]

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

[Exslade ZX 0]

It doesn't take a genius to focus on a body part. I figured out ring psychology in 5th grade.

Damn...wish my school had prowrestling in 5th grade

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Is this non-title?

Yes, it's non-title.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

My backyard wrestling fed was very ring psych-intensive.

[LatinAssasin 0]

Who's wrestling?

[Exslade ZX 0]

Who's wrestling?

Shelton Benjamin vs Triple H

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

Batista should win, take Orton off the list, and put Benjamin on

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Who's wrestling?

No, he's not.

 

...sorry, had to do that.

 

It's Triple H vs. Shelton Benjamin, non title match.

 

...thought...Orton loses his match tonight against Batista, Shelton wins this one...and Shelton gets on the list for contenders.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

HHH still hasn't beat Shelton Benjamin! YES~!

[LatinAssasin 0]

Who's wrestling?

Shelton Benjamin vs Triple H

Thanks.

 

Edit: Match over?

[Exslade ZX 0]

Well, they found a way to keep his 'never lost to HHH' dealie intact.

[Guest CronoT]

Of course, Cripple H wouldn't job clean again. what a cunt he is.

[Ted the Poster 0]

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

No you don't get fined for throwing around referees, only for wearing T-shirts at the airport.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Batista should win, take Orton off the list, and put Benjamin on

...thought...Orton loses his match tonight against Batista, Shelton wins this one...and Shelton gets on the list for contenders.

Wow.

 

But yes, that's a good idea, and probaly what will happen.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

Oh, Christy gets a video and Bossman doesn't?

[Guest Quik]

I really hate this new Diva song.

[Creepy Crawl 0]

No you don't get fined for throwing around referees, only for wearing T-shirts at the airport.

pathetic isnt it

[Exslade ZX 0]

Oh, Christy gets a video and Bossman doesn't?

Christy's not dead, it's not like he'd notice.

 

 

 

yes, that was rude, so sue me.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

^ i don't see the Orton/Shelton switch happening, really. Doesn't have any reason too right now. I would rather see the Shelton/HHH thing go until after WM

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

So I take it the new SmackDown logo is theold one, but bent?

[Guest Quik]

Y'know, I thought it was great when they brought Big Show back and put him over everyone, thus completely fucking up any reaction for him as fans pondered whether he was a face or heel, along with the crediblity of like the entire roster. Just putting things in perspective, at least Raw isn't THAT stupid.