The OAO "Thank GOD the Diva Search is over Thread"

[The Mandarin 0]

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first.

I made the cotton gin.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

No, WWE doesn't market to kids

[Exslade ZX 0]

Y'know, I thought it was great when they brought Big Show back and put him over everyone, thus completely fucking up any reaction for him as fans pondered whether he was a face or heel, along with the crediblity of like the entire roster. Just putting things in perspective, at least Raw isn't THAT stupid.

Oh, you mean like when Austin came out and did the exact same thing and everyone thought it was all 'fine and dandy'?....

 

Having him come out and attack all the faces...or all the heels would have been even stupider.

[DMann2003 0]

Benoit sells action figures!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...hmm...the new WWE action figure commercial has Benoit and Guerrero represented...and the Benoit figure with the World TItle...

[Guest Quik]

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first.

I made the cotton gin.

No, Nova invented the cotton gin and the Jake Roberts scale.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

Nova invented hygiene

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Fat guy eating a chicken wing in shock~!

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Simon invented fat.

[The Mandarin 0]

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first.

I made the cotton gin.

No, Nova invented the cotton gin and the Jake Roberts scale.

That's right, he also made John Gotti.

 

 

 

Well, speak of the devil.

[Exslade ZX 0]

'If you're fat that means you have bad hygiene, and low self esteem..'

 

I find these oddly, 'very' hilarious...but maybe that's because I'm not fat. But whatever, I can't wait to actually see him get in the ring with this gimmick.

 

Simon Dean vs Rikishi would own.

[Guest CronoT]

Nova invented X-Pac Heat. I know, because I just changed the channel.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Lean Dean Body Cream!?!

[Guest Quik]

Hurri-heel?

[Exslade ZX 0]

So...he FINALLY gets a new entrance vid...and he's turning heel. Wow.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"Simon Says........"

 

 

fun, fun.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

"10 old friends"

 

That was gold.

 

Still, it's too much like Ben Stiller's Dodgeball character.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

When he said "ten old friends" I thought he meant Akeem, Bam Bam Bigelow, Typhoon, Earthquake, Rikishi, Vader, Jamal, King Kong Bundy, Loch Ness, and Dusty Rhodes.

[Guest CronoT]

Oh joy, the continuing story of "The Hurri-Heel."

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

My mom just walked in and asked why Simon was wearing the girls' shirt from Flashdance.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Oh joy, the continuing story of "The Hurri-Heel."

So...this is a bad thing now?

 

Beecause I really do remember months, and months of people complaining about doing nothing with the Hurricane...and they wished they'd turn him heel..?

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

If he came out jogging to "What a Feeling" I would cheer for him

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I just had a thought...

 

Someone besides Tajiri on Raw trying the Tarantula.

 

...picture HHH trying it.

[Guest CronoT]

My mom just walked in and asked why Simon was wearing the girls' shirt from Flashdance.

Tell your mom "Welcome to 2004 Sportz Entertainment."

[Guest Quik]

Is it just me, or does JR sound like he's dosing off while talking about this match?

[Ted the Poster 0]

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first.

I made the cotton gin.

No, Nova invented the cotton gin and the Jake Roberts scale.

Bullshit. I did it last week.

 

.....

 

Oh, it was a joke... sorry.

[DMann2003 0]

Awww, man this is classic face tag team match ups, like the legendary time The Hart Foundation met the LOD...

 

Man tag team wrestling sucks today

[Exslade ZX 0]

...Rhyno really thinks he's a rhino...

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I just had a thought...

 

Someone besides Tajiri on Raw trying the Tarantula.

 

...picture HHH trying it.

The Trantul-uh?

[Guest Quik]

I bet Flair's working towards a 1.4 Jake right now.

That scale is the greatest thing I've ever invented. Also the first.

I made the cotton gin.

No, Nova invented the cotton gin and the Jake Roberts scale.

Bullshit. I did it last week.

 

.....

 

Oh, it was a joke... sorry.

Nova invented WOW.