Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2004 This week's NFL column is up, football fans. Take the handoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2004 You really should be doing all the games... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted September 28, 2004 I don't like the blatant Ravens bias in DrTom's articles And Jamal, Priest, and Deuce get tildebangs but AH-AH-AH-AHMAN GREEN~! doesn't? What gives?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2004 You'll just have to live with the RAVENS~! bias. I've never claimed to be objective. I will hereby consider Green for single-name tilde-bang status. You'll see if he gets it or not in next week's installment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2004 What about Alexander? Shaun Alexander deserves it. He has 5 TDs already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2004 Shaun's too common a name, though. Part of the completely arbitrary selection process for single-name tilde-bang status is that the player's name can't be something too common. DEUCE~! is the best example, really, since it's a cool sounding name, looks good written that way, and McAllister is a heck of a RB to boot. Alexander's good, but he also has a habit of disappearing in games... basically, he has Corey Dillon Syndrome, where he'll have 120 yards and 2 TD one week, and 35 yards and no scores the next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2004 Hey, JAY FIEDLER~! is getting the start this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2004 but no comment on how the Seahawks stopped San Fran's 420 game scoring streak? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2004 I didn't do news stuff (apart from some injuries) because I wanted to look at the Chiefs' plight, and I only have so much time to write the bloody column. Besides, the 49ers are ass this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted September 29, 2004 You should allow people to send in commentaries to be published within your article as well. Or something. Damn it I just want to write something. Hey, JAY FIEDLER~! is getting the start this week. No way in hell Fiedler deserve tilde-bang status. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 JAY FIEDLER~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Now you're just pushing it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 JAY FIEDLER~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted September 30, 2004 He's not even good enough to be a starter on an 0-3 team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Well, he IS 36-18 as the team's starter. Of course, those teams weren't as awful as this year's model. But either way, he certainly doesn't deserve tilde-bang status. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 You should allow people to send in commentaries to be published within your article as well. Or something. Damn it I just want to write something. Talk to PK. He's trying to put some end-of-week column together that looks at the upcoming weekend's games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 JAY FIEDLER~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 4, 2004 JAY FIEDLER~! ..threw two interceptions and lost two fumbles to have them at their first 0-4 start since 1966. Jay Fiedler, indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2004 He, uh, seemed to be able to move them more than Feeley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 4, 2004 Which is to say slightly more than not at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
