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Ghey-ass survey

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1) using band names, spell out your name

C - Cannibal Corpse

O - Opeth

R - Rob Zombie

E - Exodus

Y - Yes

L - Lostprophets

A - Amen

Z - Zombie Apocalypse

A - Alice In Chains

R - Rammstein

U - Unearth

S - Shadows Fall

 

2) have you ever had a song written about you?

I wrote a song about myself, once. It was called "Ode to Ye Olde Sandwiche." It was actually about a true story of my midnight cravings for a sandwich, but not being able to find bread in my house.

 

3) what song makes you cry?

Gary Jules' cover of "Mad World," because I first heard it after hearing my friend Jeff died.

 

4) what song makes you happy?

Slayer - "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"

 

5) what do you like to listen to before bed?

Any CD I have. Lately I've been on a Stuck Mojo kick.

 

height: 5'11"

hair color: Dirty blonde

skin color: Scotchuguese

eye color: Gray

piercings: None

tattoos: None yet

 

r i g h t n o w

 

what color pants are you wearing?:

Stonewash

 

what taste is in your mouth?:

A blend of lemon-filling and, for some reason, bleach

 

what's the weather like?:

Cold and foggy

 

how are you?:

Tired but can't fall asleep

 

get motion sickness?:

No

 

have a bad habit?:

Cracking my knuckles/neck, staying up until sunrise regardless of when I woke up, biting my nails, posting constantly on a wrestling messageboard

 

get along with your parents?:

Sometimes

 

like to drive?:

Yes

 

f a v o r i t e s

 

tv show:

South Park, Futurama

 

conditioner:

Whatever I got

 

book:

THE RULES OF ATTRACTION by Bret Easton Ellis

 

non alcoholic drink:

Kool-Aid

 

thing to do on the weekend:

Come home from work and go out for a sub with my friend Sarah

 

h a v e y o u

 

broken the law:

Yes

 

ran away from home:

No

 

snuck out of the house:

Every night, practically

 

ever gone skinny dipping:

Not yet, too cold

 

made a prank phone call:

Yes

 

ever tipped over a porta potty:

No

 

used your parents' credit card before:

No

 

skipped school before:

Yes

 

been in a school play:

Not since 3rd grade

 

l o v e

 

boyfriend/girlfriend:

Yes

 

been in love:

Yes

 

had a hard time getting over someone:

Yes

 

been hurt:

Yes

 

your greatest regret:

Not going to college right away

 

gone out with someone you only knew for three days:

No

 

r a n d o m

 

do you have a job:

Franklin Pizza & Deli, Bob's Stores

 

your cd player has in it right now:

Discman has Slayer's Live - Decade of Aggression Disc I in it. Stereo has Stuck Mojo's HVY1 live album in it. Car stereo has Drezmania 7, a mix I made, in it.

 

if you were a crayon what color would you be?:

Smoke

 

what makes you happy: sho

Eating a really good sub

 

what's the next cd you're gonna get?:

Shadows Fall's The War Within

 

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t

 

time you cried:

July 10th, 2004

 

you got e-mail:

An hour ago

 

thing you purchased:

10.5 gallons of gasoline

 

tv program you watched:

Futurama

 

movie you saw in the theater:

Alien vs. Predator

 

 

y o u r t h o u g h t s o n

 

 

teenage smoking:

Go for it

 

drinking:

Go for it

 

weed:

Go for it

 

mushrooms:

"Note to self: never shroom again. It only causes trouble." - Sean Bateman

 

e:

Jeff Hardy

 

acid:

What kind?

 

everything else:

"Morphine is an amazing drug." - David Radford, 11th grade English teacher

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I didn't get as many good bands out of my real name. Plus, if I used my real name, I wouldn't have been able to put down Shadows Fall or Zombie Apocalypse.

 

And it's ghey-ass and I filled it out because I was incredibly bored last night and read a few livejournals.

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What I've learned from this survey is that Corey Lazarus is a crybaby, Corey Lazarus posts dreadful topics, and that I won’t be chemically converting my own signature straight talk into a dazzling range of honest answers and thoughtful commentary.

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Guest MikeSC
Considering 7/10/04 was the day a very close friend of mine died? Yeah. Fuck you.

Kool-Aid?

 

Dude!

 

I can TOTALLY back you on, say, Hawaiian Punch as a wicked non-alcoholic drink, but KOOL-AID?

-=Mike

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I'm bored, so here is mine...

 

1) using band names, spell out your name

S: Sentenced

T: Tiamat

E: Elastica

V: Veruca Salt

I: In Flames

E: Emperor

K: Killswitch Engage

I: Inxs

C: Cemetary

K: Kanye West

 

2) have you ever had a song written about you? Kind of...my friends old bands had a reference to me about the guy with comix and metal cds.

 

3) what song makes you cry?

Type O Negative's "Love you to death"

 

4) what song makes you happy?

The Ramones' "I wanna be sedated"

 

5) what do you like to listen to before bed?

last night it was Mindless Self Indulgence

 

height: 6'3"

hair color: dark brown

skin color: Whitey

eye color: brown

piercings: None

tattoos: None

 

r i g h t n o w

 

what color pants are you wearing?:

grey cargo shorts

 

what taste is in your mouth?:

mac and cheese

 

what's the weather like?:

warm fall evening

 

how are you?:

just fine

 

get motion sickness?:

every now and then

 

have a bad habit?:

i buy things when i get pissed off

 

get along with your parents?:

on certain days

 

like to drive?:

of course

 

f a v o r i t e s

 

tv show:

futurama, chapelle's show, reno 911

 

conditioner:

white rain

 

book:

Any of Frank Miller's Daredevil graphic novels

 

non alcoholic drink:

Coke

 

thing to do on the weekend:

be a slacker

 

h a v e y o u

 

ran away from home:

nope

 

snuck out of the house:

but of course...

 

ever gone skinny dipping:

nope

 

made a prank phone call:

numerous

 

ever tipped over a porta potty:

yes

 

used your parents' credit card before:

yes

 

skipped school before:

yes

 

been in a school play:

nope

 

l o v e

 

girlfriend:

not currently

 

been in love:

yup

 

had a hard time getting over someone:

yes

 

been hurt:

but only in the cool Type O Negative bitter kind of way

 

your greatest regret:

choosing the mystery box instead of the boat

 

gone out with someone you only knew for three days:

yup

 

r a n d o m

 

do you have a job:

currently tech support geek

 

your cd player has in it right now:

the self titled debut of the Haunted

 

if you were a crayon what color would you be?:

royal blue

 

what makes you happy:

telling someone a ridiculous story they never heard before

 

what's the next cd you're gonna get?:

the new Haunted album.

 

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t

 

time you cried:

when I got my last pay check

 

you got e-mail:

15 minutes ago

 

thing you purchased:

pizza

 

tv program you watched:

Price is Right

 

movie you saw in the theater:

Shaun of the Dead

 

y o u r t h o u g h t s o n

 

teenage smoking/drinking/weed/mushrooms/e/acid:

I kind of have the straight edge belief of not doing shit like that, but I don't have the bad attitude of thinking I'm superior because I don't do it. Basically, I don't care what you do on your own time, just don't do that shit in front of me.

 

everything else: I love caffeine

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Considering 7/10/04 was the day a very close friend of mine died? Yeah. Fuck you.

Whoa sorry. I totally forgot it was that day. Man I'm sorry there is no excuse for me not knowing.

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Considering 7/10/04 was the day a very close friend of mine died? Yeah. Fuck you.

Whoa sorry. I totally forgot it was that day. Man I'm sorry there is no excuse for me not knowing.

No, there is. You're not a friend of mine IRL, and I made a small post about it here. No worries.

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1) using band names, spell out your name

R - Rush

E - Europe

D - Dream Theater

B - Black Label Society

A - Alice In Chains

R - Rob Zombie

O - Opeth

N - Nightwish

 

2) have you ever had a song written about you?

No. What do you think I am, an emo kid, that wears thick glasses and write in a live journal and how much my life sucks?

 

3) what song makes you cry?

None.

 

4) what song makes you happy?

Anything by Slayer, especially War Ensemble.

 

5) what do you like to listen to before bed?

Either Faith No More or Meshuggah

 

height: 5'11"

hair color: Dirty blonde

skin color: caucasian

eye color: blue

piercings: None

tattoos: None yet

 

r i g h t n o w

 

what color pants are you wearing?:

khaki

 

what taste is in your mouth?:

Dill Pickle chips

 

what's the weather like?:

a warm October night

 

how are you?:

Stressed out on assignments

 

get motion sickness?:

No

 

have a bad habit?:

biting my nails

 

get along with your parents?:

Sometimes

 

like to drive?:

Hell yes

 

f a v o r i t e s

 

tv show:

Family Guy, Star Trek: The Next Generation

 

conditioner:

which guy uses conditioner

 

book:

Animal Farm: Orsen Wells

 

non alcoholic drink:

Cream Soda

 

thing to do on the weekend:

Party, getting drunk, and spend quality time at the strip club

 

h a v e y o u

 

broken the law:

Yes

 

ran away from home:

No

 

snuck out of the house:

yes, and?

 

ever gone skinny dipping:

yep

 

made a prank phone call:

who hasn't?

 

ever tipped over a porta potty:

no, but I've tipped over cows

 

used your parents' credit card before:

Yes, but for concert tickets

 

skipped school before:

Well, I'm lazy, and 8:30 is not a good time to wake up

 

been in a school play:

nope

 

l o v e

 

boyfriend/girlfriend:

nope

 

been in love:

Yes

 

had a hard time getting over someone:

Yes

 

been hurt:

Yes

 

your greatest regret:

not going to SARStock

 

gone out with someone you only knew for three days:

Yep.

 

r a n d o m

 

do you have a job:

Wendy's

 

your cd player has in it right now:

Genesis: Seconds Out, Tool: Ænima

 

if you were a crayon what color would you be?:

Green

 

what makes you happy:

listening to music.

 

what's the next cd you're gonna get?:

Fugazi: 13 Songs

 

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t

 

time you cried:

March 22, 2004

 

you got e-mail:

roughly 30 minutes ago

 

thing you purchased:

Food from Harvey's

 

tv program you watched:

PTI

 

movie you saw in the theater:

Farenheit 9/11

 

 

y o u r t h o u g h t s o n

 

 

teenage smoking:

Not worth it

 

drinking:

Responsible. Don't drink American beer.

 

weed:

Just don't get caught.

 

mushrooms:

Not worth it

 

e:

You want to be a mess?

 

acid:

Then listen to Pink Floyd.

 

everything else:

smoke cigars and colts instead.

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