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10 October 2004

 

Dear Diary:

 

Today is the day.

I finally experienced my first plane ride. It was a lot of fun. The clouds were very fluffy and the stewardesses were very pretty. Everyone was very nice to me except for one stewardess who was very rude. She said she didn't have coca-cola and only served pepsi. That made me very angry. She was also wearing some foul smelling perfume which bothered me. I was going to show her how annoyed I was but my special friend told me to save my energy for the match with rKade. That made me happy. He said I should take a little nap to rest up for tonights match. I thought that was odd. He told me I should count sheep to fall asleep but I found something better to count. I counted all the things I am going to do to rKade during the match. That was much more fun.

one...break his arm

two...break his other arm

three...break his other arm....no I men leg.

Maybe i'll just break anything I can and count the snaps instead.

Yes. That is very relaxing.

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She said she didn't have coca-cola and only served pepsi. That made me very angry.

You and me both, brother.

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