Guest Quik Report post Posted October 8, 2004 Allright, I officially declare myself Iron-Fisted Ruler of this folder. You may all refer to me henceforth as "El Presidente", and all political dissenters will be banished to the LSD folder where they will spend an eternity posting about 12 year-old girls they would sleep with, and Lindsay Lohan's tattays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 No. I'm still mod of this folder. Perhaps we can discuss this over a meal at Applebees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Fine, you can be mod, but I'm El Presidente. I still outrank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 I call Love Machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 9, 2004 You got it. Okay, roster is as follows. Me = All-knowing and all-powerful El Motherfucking Presidente aldogg = Moderator CM Funk = Love Machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 I'll play keyboards in the background. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 I'll continue my role as lackey *gets coffee for Quik and nachos for Alf* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 I will be Bob Ross Reincarnate. HAPPY LITTLE TREES, PEOPLE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Could I possibly be the TSM Drug Czar? I hear they get the best stuff................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest suplexmasta Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Can I be a meaningless jobber? It would make me ever so happy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 10, 2004 I'll play keyboards in the background. Allright. It's in A-minor. Look out for the chord changes. .I'll continue my role as lackey *gets coffee for Quik and nachos for Alf* I asked for two sugars. TWO FUCKING SUGARS. **Throws coffee in Slayer's face** I will be Bob Ross Reincarnate. HAPPY LITTLE TREES, PEOPLE! Allright. Do a portrait of me... standing on a bunch of skulls. With a crown on my head. Y'know, for dramatic effect. Could I possibly be the TSM Drug Czar? I hear they get the best stuff................... Okey-doke. I need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Got that? Thanks. Can I be a meaningless jobber? It would make me ever so happy... Sure thing. Here's the finish: you hit me with your finisher, I kip up and no sell it, and then I hit you with a chokeslam for the win. I'M A MONSTER, BAH GAWD~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 10, 2004 All right, I want in on this deal. I'll be the... resident slut. You know, the GTG Groupie. Pretty please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 ^ Come with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 .I'll continue my role as lackey *gets coffee for Quik and nachos for Alf* I asked for two sugars. TWO FUCKING SUGARS. **Throws coffee in Slayer's face** Good thing I can only make cold coffee... but the caffeine is burning my retinas Can I be a meaningless jobber? It would make me ever so happy... Sure thing. Here's the finish: you hit me with your finisher, I kip up and no sell it, and then I hit you with a chokeslam for the win. I'M A MONSTER, BAH GAWD~! Don't forget to shake his hand after the match to give him a little rub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 I wanna be a clown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Well Quik, here ya go......two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls............,that'll be $4,233,450. Ahhhh, gotta love the taxpayers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest suplexmasta Report post Posted October 10, 2004 :hits Quik with random jobber finisher, i.e. a cross-body block: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 I'm too mature to get in on this. I wanna be the king Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 10, 2004 All right, I want in on this deal. I'll be the... resident slut. You know, the GTG Groupie. Pretty please? Are you a girl? If not, we have a problem. There will be no gay sex or sodomy in this administration. God says it's naughty, so we will follow the sovereign word of the lord-uh. Speaking of the Lord-uh, that girl in Evanescence loves Jesus. She's kinda hot, but she has love handles and you can totally tell she was fat like 2 years ago. Whatever, I'd still poke my finger up her ass. Uh, wait a minute... ^ Come with me. Uh-huh, Yeah Fuck my enemies Fuck my foes Damn these hoes You're stepping on my toes Back up off me Take your hands off me Give me room to breathe I'm not hearing it I'm not fearing it I'm up to my ears in it Bullshit I'm destructive Some women find that seductive Some say it's lunacy Reluctantly I've been moving on I ignore you Sorry if I bore you I neglect you Don't mean to disrespect you Can't you see I love you dearly And that sincerely But you annoy me You can't avoid me I'm here to stay Forever and ever and a day That's never I can't let you go I can't forget it Why you did it I won't permit it And won't acquit it I want to fight you I'll fucking bite you Can't stand nobody like you You can't run You can't hide No surprise Close your eyes Come with me, yeah Come with me Come with me, AHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOWWW Yeah, like this Come on, Come on Yeah turn me up, turn me up Yeah yeah yeah, come on now, Yeah Don't forget to shake his hand after the match to give him a little rub It's all about making new stars for the future. I'm confident that when I finally retire around the age of 50 or 60, I'll have made plenty of new stars who will come no where near my spot until I retire. But I'll be damned if any of those fuckers try to break my World Title record. I wanna be a clown Done and done. Here's your nose, some makeup, and a bunch of balloons. Now, make things out of the balloons that look like animals, but are still slightly sexually suggestive, but ambiguous enough to go over the kids' heads. Remember, rape is no laughing matter, unless you're raping a clown. Well Quik, here ya go......two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls............,that'll be $4,233,450. Ahhhh, gotta love the taxpayers! **Sniffs** Ah. Thanks. **Sniffs** That's some good shit.. and I uh... CLOWNS! CLOWNS ! FUCKINGT CLOWNS!. I digdery-doo through ther motor cade, walked out of a puddle and saw my reflection ina jelly donut that appeared to be slightly translucent in BATS BATS BATS BSTAS. Whatd I says orry? SI OI I walked around in, I bnelive it was MExico or maybe SOuthern California... I saw a group of midgets.. painting a fence. They tarted flying and then took my e to a gherlyt. Wtach watch the elephants floating like plates on a cloud. Tacos are delicious i think ill buy ... I see God. :hits Quik with random jobber finisher, i.e. a cross-body block: :Catches suplexmasta in mid-air, flips him onto my shoulders and F5's him. I pin you, and then pick you up and shake your hand while you're unconscious. Congrats, you just got the rub.: I'm too mature to get in on this. I wanna be the king You've allready been kicked out of the WWE folder. Do you want me to kick you out of this one? I AM THE SUPREME RULER, DAMN IT. Now, if you're good, I could make you king, but strictly in a figurehead sense. I'm giving everyone a break here since they're getting in on the ground floor of this project... first title they ask for they will recieve. However, eventually this will turn into a bandwagon thing and everyone will want to hop on. Those people will be the peasants and laborers. God knows that I need someone to boss around. But yeah, fine. You get to be King with no real power, but let's remember who really runs this fucking show, allright? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 yeah...Tritec is a chick. One of the few around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Word life. Welcome to the group Tritec. Your complimentary case of condoms and bucket of lube will arrive in your office shortly. By the way, we're putting one of those Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex swings in your office on Thursday. Come to think of it, I bought that thing at Tommy Lee's garage sale for thirty bucks. Don't worry, I soaked it in bleach for about 3 days after I bought it. We don't want anyone gettin the hep B 'round here, or any other Tommy Lee disease for that matter. Oh, and guys: She may be the resident groupie, but you treat her with respect. Pull out before you come, and don't hit her in the face. And if she says no to anal, don't go for it anyway. We don't want any Kobe-esque legal issues tainting this administration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 I emjot this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 11, 2004 And Lord-uh help me if any of you are Portuguese... ::puts on protective goggles:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest suplexmasta Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Yay! I got the rub! If this folder ever got another meaningless jobber, we could team up a la the Young Stallions. Let the jobbing never cease! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 11, 2004 And Lord-uh help me if any of you are Portuguese... ::puts on protective goggles:: 50% Pork-chop, baby. First muthafucking generation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 I want Tritec in Eric Robert's sex chair from Star 80 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 How do the Portuguese feel towards Scottish Quebecois Czech German Jews? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted October 11, 2004 Oh, and guys: She may be the resident groupie, but you treat her with respect. Pull out before you come, and don't hit her in the face. And if she says no to anal, don't go for it anyway. We don't want any Kobe-esque legal issues tainting this administration. If this is the case, just come see the Drug Czar........we'll take care of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
