RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Hey Torrie looked really hot tonight. For like, the first time, in like, 5 years? They should continue to use Russ Meyer-inspired wardrobe for Torrie.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 This is the first time I've watched this show for longer than 1 minute in, like, 5 years. JBL is so awesome. It's a shame I havent really watched him as champ in, like, ever. They used the word "symbol" in self-mockery, right? NICE drop kick by Holly.
CanadianChick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Man, the Bashams are jobbers. Question: Why wasn't Rey out alongside Rob?
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 This Luther Reigns promo is fucking awesome. It's like, the best promo I've heard in, like, 5 years. They should call him Luther Riddick and give him the ability to see in the dark. They could have the lights go out during his matches and his opponent ends up shanked or something.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Heels are evil and tend to group together Chick. You see, they are insecure in their ability and are not confident they could win alone. Faces are confident and know they have the power of light on their side, so they may enter the darkness alone and be safe.
CanadianChick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Heels are evil and tend to group together Chick. You see, they are insecure in their ability and are not confident they could win alone. Faces are confident and know they have the power of light on their side, so they may enter the darkness alone and be safe. So if Rey an insecure face for needing Rob out during his match with Kenzo this week? Is this a foreshadowment of Rey-Rey's heel turn? IS IT?!?
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Jesus Fucking Christ, this Team America commercial rules. "I'll stand by you", sonnofafuckingbitch. I hope KCI says "Damn Mongorians!" at some point during the movie. Lurther Reigns should be using Sids old music. Or Crushes.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 No. Rey is Mexican and small and therefore doesn't apply to the normal face rules.
CanadianChick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Ah, I see. It's all making sense now. Although I was looking forward to heel Rey. I mean, how could you NOT be intiminated by him? Ow. Poor jobber. Luther killed him.
AnonymousBroccoli Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 That was quite the angry squash.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Good thing that this Vega fella had his hands on his face when Reigns kicked him. YEAH! KICK HIM OFF THE ROPES! Reigns needs a prison tat. He is not nearly as scary as Aleksander Emelianenko. He needs a grim reaper tattoo. WES SIMS!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAH! TOUGH ENUFF!!!!!
CanadianChick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Is Tough Enough going to be flippy guys, muscleheads, or a combo? Oh, and John Cena has convinced me to vote. Word.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Reigns needs a nickname. "The Dirty Desert Strangler" HOLY SHIT! Cena PSA?! GOOD LORD that's retardulous.
AndrewTS Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Who shot up Rudo with markizone? Bashams have jobs still?
AnonymousBroccoli Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Rudo's bringing the fake enthusiasm. Cena says I've gotta vote, dawg! Get me some dual citizenship!!!
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Tough Enough is the Guy Diva Search. For serious. Wes Sims is going to run shit.
AndrewTS Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Reigns needs a nickname. "The Dirty Desert Strangler" HOLY SHIT! Cena PSA?! GOOD LORD that's retardulous. How long until "Basic Hugganomics" actually happens? Cena as a heel again would SO work if they make him a completely over-the-top phoney who proudly admits he isn't "keepin' it real."
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Fake Enthusiasm? No no no. I just getted JAKKED on Velocity!
the pinjockey Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Wait wait wait, did they actually show Wes Sims in a Tough Enough commercial? His finisher so needs to be the stomp (since he has no other offensive move).
CanadianChick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Am I the only one forseeing a feud between CCC and RVD over the word "cool"?
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Wes Sims is a tall, talentless, MMA fighter who's most notable accomplishment was grabbing onto the cage and stomping on current heavyweight champ Frank Mirs head (which is illegal) and getting DQ'd. He's great. He also trains with the most homoerotic non-brazilian fight club in the Hammer house. And they showed his picture TWICE!
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 CCC better turn out to be the son of a prominent Columbian drug lord who has come to the WWE to (a)live out his dreams and (b)deal drugs.
JoeDirt Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Am I the only one forseeing a feud between CCC and RVD over the word "cool"? Nope. But first CCC will probably squash Scotty and tell him he's not "Too Cool".
AndrewTS Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Ah, I see. Yeah, recap the MOTN from SD.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 That was the most convoluted move ever (5 Knuck Shuff).
CanadianChick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 CCC better turn out to be the son of a prominent Columbian drug lord who has come to the WWE to (a)live out his dreams and (b)deal drugs. Hey, another reason to feud with Rob! It's like the feud made in wrestling heaven!
AndrewTS Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 CCC better turn out to be the son of a prominent Columbian drug lord who has come to the WWE to (a)live out his dreams and (b)deal drugs. Hey, another reason to feud with Rob! It's like the feud made in wrestling heaven! I think Rob's stuff is strictly home grown. HE DOESN'T SUPPORT THE TERRORISTS!
AnonymousBroccoli Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Benoit's action figure looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 That would be great. CCC trying to move in on Robs drug ring. It's a morality tale. Rob is worried that CCC will hook his friends on the Carlitos Cool Cocaine and away from WWEed.
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