CanadianChick Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Not true! I have it on good authority that Rob's tampered with some Canadian, erm, goods.
iliketurtles Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 I enjoyed that little Reigns promo they did before going to commercial a few minutes ago. I thought he did a pretty good job. I was channel surfing so I figured I'd contribute to the thread.
AndrewTS Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Not true! I have it on good authority that Rob's tampered with some Canadian, erm, goods. That's close enough. Although I guess PR is still America, but it's like "state? STATE?! SCREW THAT ****! We love our Commonwealth status just fine!!"
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 *Rob enters a dark locker room* Rob: Hello? Hello? Rey? Are you... *turns on light* *sees Rey curled up in the corner* Rey: TURN OFf THE LIGHT!!! Rob: Rey? Buddy? What's, what's goin on? Rey: Nothin NOTHIN. Just leave me alone, alright? I... I just wanna be left alone. *sniff* *CCC comes in the room* CCC: Hey, Rey, what's happenin man? You cool? Rob: Hey, get out of here Carlito. Rey has a problem. CCC: Oh, I know he has a prollem, he hasn't paid me yet. Rob: Rey? Rey: I... I have the money... just... not on me... Rob: Oh... Rey... CCC: Well, see, I need the money... now... Rob: Listen, how much does he owe you? CCC: 5 Grand. *Robs eyes roll as he looks at Rey and reaches into his pocket* Rob: Here... *gives CCC the money* CCC: And the Juice. Rob: Juvi? CCC: No, INTEREST! Rob: Well, he's not as popular today, but there's still some interest in him. *CCC rolls eyes*
Guest Askewniverse Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Not true! I have it on good authority that Rob's tampered with some Canadian, erm, goods. "Canadian goods?" You mean, like that french fries with gravy thing?
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 "Don't talk about my gurlfrind that way!" Mathews is a god.
AndrewTS Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 "Don't talk about my gurlfrind that way!" Mathews is a god. ????
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 When they were talking about Lindsey Lohan.
Guest Phenom Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 Rob: Listen, how much does he owe you? CCC: 5 Grand. *Robs eyes roll as he looks at Rey and reaches into his pocket* Rob: Here... *gives CCC the money* Why would Van Dam have $5000 in his pocket? No one has more than $200 at one time.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 He's a drug dealer too. They always have money on them. And switchblades. Oh, there WILL be a switchblade fight.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Why did the crowd all-of-a-sudden go "OH!" when Bubba did his slingshot on the slingshot suplex.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Bubbas selling of the clotheslines is ridiculous. "Look at the BRUTE STRENGTH!", Mathews channelling Vince McMahon.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Why are the Dudleys bad again?
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 They need to reveal that Spike drugs and rapes Bubba and D-Von, and the two dudleys are too ashamed to say anything. Cause I was just thinking, "why would anyone boo Spike Dudley"?
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 How come Nidia isn't CCC's mouthy latin girlfriend who keeps threatening to squeal to the FBI and continuously gets her ass kicked by CCC but stays because she's hooked on his Crack and gave birth to his son?
Guest Phenom Posted October 10, 2004 Report Posted October 10, 2004 He's a drug dealer too. They always have money on them. Yes, but for the most part, they have drugs, not money.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Posted October 10, 2004 Well, not this part. Not this part.
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 CCC better turn out to be the son of a prominent Columbian drug lord who has come to the WWE to (a)live out his dreams and (b)deal drugs. Hey, another reason to feud with Rob! It's like the feud made in wrestling heaven! I think Rob's stuff is strictly home grown. HE DOESN'T SUPPORT THE TERRORISTS! I thought RVD's dilemma was that he WASN'T homegrown
razazteca Posted October 11, 2004 Report Posted October 11, 2004 How come Nidia isn't CCC's mouthy latin girlfriend who keeps threatening to squeal to the FBI and continuously gets her ass kicked by CCC but stays because she's hooked on his Crack and gave birth to his son? She won the rights to the truck & trailer in the divorce settlement and decided to leave town.
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