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Raw is English, 10/11/04

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Guest Sylvan Grenier
What TV shows does Steph watch?  What movies does she watch?  Seriously, what the fuck gives her the impression that this shit is even acceptable today?

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently.

Maybe she should breathe it instead of watch it so that her brain works correctly.

I'm thinking she actually does watch Oxygen... as in "Oh wow...this air is pretty, so many colors and tastes."

Then Gerwitz sneaks up behidn her and says "I'm the Oxygen Man, my super power is that I turn into oxygen, and then I go inside you!"

 

Writing conferences. hoo boy

No, that's what Hunter says.

WHat I was going for was that Gerwitz is a comic geek who thinks he has a chance with Stephanie.

 

What is ENgland slang for medical facility?

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Guest Sylvan Grenier

"What an ovation" as they show a whole section just sitting there

 

 

 

Hey guys I heard this PPV is revolutionary. Any confirmations?

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BLEEDING VIRGINS AND DEAD BABIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE!

"We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!"

I just want to see how much more offensive Flair's interviews can get as the weeks go on.

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"KANE! It is NOT Gene Snitsky's fault. Oh no. If you're gonna blame anybody, blame the NAITCHA-BOY! Lita couldn't help but have her SUCCULENT vagina popping out babies after seeing Ric Flair! I get the ladies all hot and excited. All the time. That's why they call me SPACE MOUNTAIN! WOOOOOOO!"

 

*drops ELBOWDROP on imaginary opponent*

 

"We're talking LOTS of blood!"

 

*drops KNEEDROP on the mat for no reason*

 

"DEAD FETUS BODIES"

 

*starts strutting in the center of the ring*

 

AND PLENTY OF GOOEY PLACENTA TO GO AROUND! BLAME THE NAITCHA-BOY, KANE!"

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Guest LooneyTune
What is ENgland slang for medical facility?

From watching every British show every on PBS, they simply reffer to it as "Hospital." They don't even say the, a, or any other form of describing where they are going. Simply I'm going to hospital" like a 3 year old who just learned the word hospital.

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Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0

Gene Snitsky should feud with Val Venis, have another match with him.

 

Baby Killer vs Baby maker! They're natural enemies damnit!

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Guest Sylvan Grenier
I just want to see how much more offensive Flair's interviews can get as the weeks go on.

----------------------------------------------------

 

"KANE! It is NOT Gene Snitsky's fault. Oh no. If you're gonna blame anybody, blame the NAITCHA-BOY! Lita couldn't help but have her SUCCULENT vagina popping out babies after seeing Ric Flair! I get the ladies all hot and excited. All the time. That's why they call me SPACE MOUNTAIN! WOOOOOOO!"

 

*drops ELBOWDROP on imaginary opponent*

 

"We're talking LOTS of blood!"

 

*drops KNEEDROP on the mat for no reason*

 

"DEAD FETUS BODIES"

 

*starts strutting in the center of the ring*

 

AND PLENTY OF GOOEY PLACENTA TO GO AROUND! BLAME THE NAITCHA-BOY, KANE!"

"Come on, champ. If you eat the placenta, it's supposed to be good for you."

 

 

"SNOWBALLING! WHOO!"

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What TV shows does Steph watch?  What movies does she watch?  Seriously, what the fuck gives her the impression that this shit is even acceptable today?

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently.

Maybe she should breathe it instead of watch it so that her brain works correctly.

I'm thinking she actually does watch Oxygen... as in "Oh wow...this air is pretty, so many colors and tastes."

Then Gerwitz sneaks up behidn her and says "I'm the Oxygen Man, my super power is that I turn into oxygen, and then I go inside you!"

 

Writing conferences. hoo boy

Shane: Wonder Twins powers activate!

Steph: Lifetime movie of the week!

Shane: Kane destroys the heat wrestlers with hellfire and brimstone!

Gertwetz: note to self get more pyro

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Guest Sylvan Grenier
What is ENgland slang for medical facility?

From watching every British show every on PBS, they simply reffer to it as "Hospital." They don't even say the, a, or any other form of describing where they are going. Simply I'm going to hospital" like a 3 year old who just learned the word hospital.

"I'm going to medical facility" then?

 

Notice that Flair is getting ALL the heat in this segment.

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Guest Sylvan Grenier

Oh my. Randy just took the heat off himself even more than he already did@

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You know what,

 

I honestly think they took the "whoo" out of his entrance to discourage people from whooing.

They should know that people won't ever stop doing that.

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FLAIR!

 

"Randall, were you talking about me?! Were you talking about the NAITCHA-BOY?! I had to tear myself away from a beautiful virgin for this! Boy, have you ever smelled that fishy odor from a young woman's vagina?! And let me just say, the NAITCHA-BOY earned his red wings tonight! WOOOOOOOO! I mean, we're talking about BLOOD soaking through my fingers. QUITE.....A......SIGHT.....TO.....SEE!

 

THE NAITCHA-BOY...

 

*starts strutting at the top of the ramp*

 

"BE POPPIN DELICIOUS CHERRIES AND EATIN FISH TACOS ALL OVER THE PLACE! WOOOOOOO!"

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By the way, what happened to two guys fighting because of world titles and climbing up the ladder?

Who would want the belts in the state they're in?

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Guest Sylvan Grenier
FLAIR!

 

"Randall, were you talking about me?! Were you talking about the NAITCHA-BOY?! I had to tear myself away from a beautiful virgin for this! Boy, have you ever smelled that fishy odor from a young woman's vagina?! And let me just say, the NAITCHA-BOY earned his red wings tonight! WOOOOOOOO! I mean, we're talking about BLOOD soaking through my fingers. QUITE.....A......SIGHT.....TO.....SEE!

 

THE NAITCHA-BOY...

 

*starts strutting at the top of the ramp*

 

"BE POPPIN DELICIOUS CHERRIES AND EATIN FISH TACOS ALL OVER THE PLACE! WOOOOOOO!"

"THe NAIT-CHA BOY has a soft spot for a little something called....BALLSTON"

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