razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I wonder how big Batista is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 This, this can't be right... The FANS are in this ultimate participation? We are the... participators? Tonight...on a very special DEON... Deon watches on his computer screen as Triple R's brain numbs to the sounds of "Take What's Mine" by Mercy Drive. Deon can only help but fight the knot in his throat, hold back a tear, and then go back to reading the latest Mad Magazine... All involving Puppets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 JR and King both sound like they want to say "oh, fuck this show. Let's go for a pint." Nah,then Lawler wouldn't be next to "TEH PAGE 3 GRRLS!" Then again, that would be good idea. I don't think Lawler needs another rape or sexual harrassment lawsuit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Oh man...I think I need a cold shower now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Man those are such tiny arms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? Oh, by the way, did I miss much when Snitsky came out (I was unable to hear the announcers earlier) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Oh, just put him in the crossface Chris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? HHH is Doctor Teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Shawn has always been straight with Benoit. Cept when he stole his title shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Why did Michaels just walk in there like that? Did he want to see Benoit naked? ..speaking of which, does Benoit have a picture of Carmella's head over his genitals? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 12, 2004 "Are you ready?" "Oh yeah." "Okay Chris, take your pants off." Shawn, how many fucking times did you fail against HHH? But God your hair is pretty. Aw hell, I'll vote for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Ugh, I hate this "leading the fans" bs. If they want Edge to face HHH, then damnit just make that match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Yeah guys, it's Edge's turn to be buried! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Why didn't Shawn ask for a prematch prayer session? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem" BATISTA WANT WOMAAAAAAAAAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Kermit oversells by vomiting everywhere and sent to the local medical facility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Where's Sylvan? He hasn't posted in over a page. I'm starting to worry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem" BATISTA WANT WOMAAAAAAAAAN! Tonight, as Raw goes off the air and the WWE logo flashes across the screen... Batista: GOOOOOOOO BYE-BYE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Why didn't Shawn ask for a prematch prayer session? Superstar Shawn Daivari is in the praying room right now. HBK should pitch a hissy fit to Vince. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Kermit oversells by vomiting everywhere and sent to the local medical facility. Thus setting up a number one contender's match... Randy Orton vs. Miss Piggy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Oh sorry. I switched to baseball Now AStros 6-2 I switch mbback Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Raw is Muppet Show Sam the Eagle and Eugene vs La Resistance Fozzie Bear vs Kane (as punishment for pissing of Bischoff) Gonzo vs Hurricane Six Man Kermit, Ms. Piggie and Orton vs HHH, Batista and Flair Its time has come. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Is Hardcore Holly the new Big Show? What's up with the yearly push now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Hey, when did Haku lose weight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Kermit oversells by vomiting everywhere and sent to the local medical facility. Thus setting up a number one contender's match... Randy Orton vs. Miss Piggy Wait, are we doing Conan or Muppets or a weird Conan/Muppets hybrid? ..Fed-Ex Pope is the shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Cena got hurt at a bar? weird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Cena got beat up by a bunch of marines? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
