razazteca Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 I wonder how big Batista is?
The Amazing Rando Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 This, this can't be right... The FANS are in this ultimate participation? We are the... participators? Tonight...on a very special DEON... Deon watches on his computer screen as Triple R's brain numbs to the sounds of "Take What's Mine" by Mercy Drive. Deon can only help but fight the knot in his throat, hold back a tear, and then go back to reading the latest Mad Magazine... All involving Puppets.
Gary Floyd Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 JR and King both sound like they want to say "oh, fuck this show. Let's go for a pint." Nah,then Lawler wouldn't be next to "TEH PAGE 3 GRRLS!" Then again, that would be good idea. I don't think Lawler needs another rape or sexual harrassment lawsuit
The Niggardly King Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Oh man...I think I need a cold shower now.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Man those are such tiny arms
ChrisMWaters Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog.
Gary Floyd Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? Oh, by the way, did I miss much when Snitsky came out (I was unable to hear the announcers earlier)
jester Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Oh, just put him in the crossface Chris.
The Amazing Rando Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? HHH is Doctor Teeth.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Shawn has always been straight with Benoit. Cept when he stole his title shot.
The Mandarin Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Why did Michaels just walk in there like that? Did he want to see Benoit naked? ..speaking of which, does Benoit have a picture of Carmella's head over his genitals?
Guest Quik Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 "Are you ready?" "Oh yeah." "Okay Chris, take your pants off." Shawn, how many fucking times did you fail against HHH? But God your hair is pretty. Aw hell, I'll vote for ya.
The Amazing Rando Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem"
Downhome Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Ugh, I hate this "leading the fans" bs. If they want Edge to face HHH, then damnit just make that match.
jester Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Yeah guys, it's Edge's turn to be buried!
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Why didn't Shawn ask for a prematch prayer session?
jester Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem" BATISTA WANT WOMAAAAAAAAAN!
razazteca Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Kermit oversells by vomiting everywhere and sent to the local medical facility.
The Mandarin Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Where's Sylvan? He hasn't posted in over a page. I'm starting to worry.
The Amazing Rando Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem" BATISTA WANT WOMAAAAAAAAAN! Tonight, as Raw goes off the air and the WWE logo flashes across the screen... Batista: GOOOOOOOO BYE-BYE!
The Mandarin Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Why didn't Shawn ask for a prematch prayer session? Superstar Shawn Daivari is in the praying room right now. HBK should pitch a hissy fit to Vince.
ChrisMWaters Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Kermit oversells by vomiting everywhere and sent to the local medical facility. Thus setting up a number one contender's match... Randy Orton vs. Miss Piggy
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Oh sorry. I switched to baseball Now AStros 6-2 I switch mbback
jester Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Raw is Muppet Show Sam the Eagle and Eugene vs La Resistance Fozzie Bear vs Kane (as punishment for pissing of Bischoff) Gonzo vs Hurricane Six Man Kermit, Ms. Piggie and Orton vs HHH, Batista and Flair Its time has come.
The Niggardly King Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Is Hardcore Holly the new Big Show? What's up with the yearly push now?
Ted the Poster Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Hey, when did Haku lose weight?
The Mandarin Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Kermit oversells by vomiting everywhere and sent to the local medical facility. Thus setting up a number one contender's match... Randy Orton vs. Miss Piggy Wait, are we doing Conan or Muppets or a weird Conan/Muppets hybrid? ..Fed-Ex Pope is the shit.
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Cena got hurt at a bar? weird
Guest Quik Posted October 12, 2004 Report Posted October 12, 2004 Cena got beat up by a bunch of marines?
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