Guest GreatOne Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Do the Austin/Cole bit first, even if it's a rehash of the 'Austin, you coward! (runs like a bitch' bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Can we just do mine, and then yours so this topic ain't gonna die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 :::Austin comes out to Disturbed theme::: "So Michael Cole...the little girl wants to hear his bit, said. WHAT? I said, he has been bitching for 6 or so straight posts. WHAT? I said, he's annoying...WHAT?...bothersome...WHAT?...a problem...WHAT?...pain in the ass..WHAT?...a crybaby... "But Steve, here on Smackdown! we were wondering how you would deal with the upcoming pay-per-view matchup with BOTH Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit! Surely, you cannot defeat them both!" "Michael...just like the small child posting 10 times to put his original request over...WHAT...I spit on your silly question. Hell, JR ain't asked anything like that, and I put that poor sun' bitch in the hospital. "Fans, you heard it here first! We'll be right back with Test & Booker T defending their WWF Tag Team Titles against some dumb fucks!" "WHAT!?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claydude14 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Shannon Moore and Carlito are backstage. Moore is being a !~PUNK~! for that wild Good Charlotte fanbase I guess he's geared toward, saying that being cool is not cool, and that being a PUNK RAWKER (I hope he gets a Man Mountain Rock 2k4 gimmick and they give him the old block WWF letter guitar) is cooler than Carlito. Carlito spits in his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Look at that Shannon Moore. He's having fun hawking Good Charlotte products. Good Charlotte is my favorite band you know. Oh look at Carlito, putting down Shannon for no good reason. AND THERE'S A SPIT IN THE FACE OF SHANNON MOORE!!!!! Cole watches the Smackdown vs Raw commercial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 27, 2004 My god! This is the best game ever! And you can only find action like that on a PlayStation 2! Look at those vintage bodyslams! Cole gets demoted to Velocity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2004 Fans, welcome to Velocity . . . the flagship show of the VELOCITY brand! Michael Cole ringside w/ the legendary EARNEST THE CAT MILLER!!! Welcome aboard partner . . . still to come, buckle your seat belts because later on, the rough and tough Hardcore Holly goes one-on-one with that sneaky Danny Basham! Tonight, Right Here on Velocity!!! All 7 TE finalists are broadasting Smackdown w/ Michael Cole for their weekly challenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2004 Look at this group of talented, determined kids looking to get on the Smackdown roster. Why? Because you can only see Tough Enough stars on Smackdown! Kane has gotta strange magic in him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 31, 2004 Kane has gotta strange magic in him. What the Helen of Troy does that mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 It's an ELO reference, make something up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2004 Alright, alright, here's a new one. Paul Heyman comes up and dares Michael Cole to throw him off the air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
