pappajacks 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 http://slate.msn.com/id/2108392/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 File this under tough shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 or under that EV thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Slate?!?! This just in - Newsmax.com says Bush will win by a landslide! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Comparing Slate and Newsmax is a bit disingenuous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 but has disingenuousity ever stopped them before? (did I make up a word there?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 If so, that was pretty awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 AOL Poll predicts Bush blowout in all but a few ridiculous pinko New England states. America circle-jerks in large neoconservative orgy. WASHINGTON - Joyous celebration spread through the public square today, as an America OnLine poll about the November election predicted President Bush would win a massive landslide. President Bush and VP Cheney were delighted to hear of the poll, and were drafting a new foreign policy that an inside source claims is titled "Fuck y'all, if you thought the last 4 years were bad, wait'll you see this." This successor to last year's "Don't Mess With Texas" plan was shot down when an aide informed the President that AOL users are idiots and their polls are always ridiculously slanted. Backwater southerners were especially happy. "If AOL says it, it must be true, right?" asked Bumfuck, LA native Ted Berrian, wearing a National Rifle Association jacket and randomly firing an AK-47 into the air outside his home. "We gonna git them terrorists now, I tells ya!" he shouted. Pausing the gunfire, he stopped to ask a reporter "Did you know them sumbitches like to fire off their guns at weddins? What a bunch of savages! I only do it when it's right: At my son's high school graduation and at funerals." Added Berrian, as the gunfire resumed, "That's why I always votes Republican every chances I get!" The nation's retards, inbreds, and morons are truly at peace by the results of the AOL poll. Slightly smarter Americans, such as political windbags and hacks, are also embracing the poll. "The race isn't over yet, but I think this poll tells you everything you needed to know" said professional blowhard Sean Hannity. "I think this is a prelude to the storm we're going to see on November 2nd. If John Kerry thinks it's in for him now, wait until he sees what happens when a crucial state like.... Uh.... Rhode Island, changes sides." Ann Coulter, a nationally known airhead, was not available for comment. Her publicist said she has been masturbating all day to the news of the poll. TV anchor Bill O'Reilly could not be contacted because his phone was busy. He'll be on the Hot Girlz Party Line all night until 8 P.M. if you wish to inquire for comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 TV anchor Bill O'Reilly could not be contacted because his phone was busy. He'll be on the Hot Girlz Party Line all night until 8 P.M. if you wish to inquire for comment. Or, type in keyword "falafel" on AOL for Broadband! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Ann Coulter, a nationally known airhead, was not available for comment. Her publicist said she has been masturbating all day to the news of the poll. TV anchor Bill O'Reilly could not be contacted because his phone was busy. He'll be on the Hot Girlz Party Line all night until 8 P.M. if you wish to inquire for comment. That's gold Jerry! GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 AOL Poll predicts Bush blowout in all but a few ridiculous pinko New England states. America circle-jerks in large neoconservative orgy. WASHINGTON - Joyous celebration spread through the public square today, as an America OnLine poll about the November election predicted President Bush would win a massive landslide. President Bush and VP Cheney were delighted to hear of the poll, and were drafting a new foreign policy that an inside source claims is titled "Fuck y'all, if you thought the last 4 years were bad, wait'll you see this." This successor to last year's "Don't Mess With Texas" plan was shot down when an aide informed the President that AOL users are idiots and their polls are always ridiculously slanted. Backwater southerners were especially happy. "If AOL says it, it must be true, right?" asked Bumfuck, LA native Ted Berrian, wearing a National Rifle Association jacket and randomly firing an AK-47 into the air outside his home. "We gonna git them terrorists now, I tells ya!" he shouted. Pausing the gunfire, he stopped to ask a reporter "Did you know them sumbitches like to fire off their guns at weddins? What a bunch of savages! I only do it when it's right: At my son's high school graduation and at funerals." Added Berrian, as the gunfire resumed, "That's why I always votes Republican every chances I get!" The nation's retards, inbreds, and morons are truly at peace by the results of the AOL poll. Slightly smarter Americans, such as political windbags and hacks, are also embracing the poll. "The race isn't over yet, but I think this poll tells you everything you needed to know" said professional blowhard Sean Hannity. "I think this is a prelude to the storm we're going to see on November 2nd. If John Kerry thinks it's in for him now, wait until he sees what happens when a crucial state like.... Uh.... Rhode Island, changes sides." Ann Coulter, a nationally known airhead, was not available for comment. Her publicist said she has been masturbating all day to the news of the poll. TV anchor Bill O'Reilly could not be contacted because his phone was busy. He'll be on the Hot Girlz Party Line all night until 8 P.M. if you wish to inquire for comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Comparing Slate and Newsmax is a bit disingenuous. NewsMax does have higher standards. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Comparing Slate and Newsmax is a bit disingenuous. How so? Both are so blatantly partisan as to not be trusted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Comparing Slate and Newsmax is a bit disingenuous. How so? Both are so blatantly partisan as to not be trusted. Because he agrees with Slate, silly. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Actually, I don't all that much. But at least Slate tries to put on a front of being balanced. Newsmax is blatant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 I'll admit, it's pretty hard to take an article seriously when they're promoting patriotic ketchup. NewsMax = IndyMedia, for me. I don't think Slate is THAT biased, in fact I think it's rather tame compared to lookalike Salon.com. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Actually, I don't all that much. But at least Slate tries to put on a front of being balanced. Newsmax is blatant. Ah, so if you LOOK like you're impartial, that's good enough? Slate is every inch as biased as NewsMax. I'll admit, it's pretty hard to take an article seriously when they're promoting patriotic ketchup. NewsMax = IndyMedia, for me. I don't think Slate is THAT biased, in fact I think it's rather tame compared to lookalike Salon.com. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I don't think FNC is that biased --- especially when compared to CBS. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 I'll admit, it's pretty hard to take an article seriously when they're promoting patriotic ketchup. NewsMax = IndyMedia, for me. I don't think Slate is THAT biased, in fact I think it's rather tame compared to lookalike Salon.com. Okay, well, I have to agree with Jobber on this one point. Slate is rather tame compared to fucking salon.com. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 22, 2004 I'll admit, it's pretty hard to take an article seriously when they're promoting patriotic ketchup. NewsMax = IndyMedia, for me. I don't think Slate is THAT biased, in fact I think it's rather tame compared to lookalike Salon.com. Okay, well, I have to agree with Jobber on this one point. Slate is rather tame compared to fucking salon.com. So, can I quote National Review as a legit source since it's not as bad as NewsMax? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Salon.com's politics are pretty durn obvious, but I give props for their culture pieces. Charles Taylor's one of the best movie reviewers working today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
