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Guest Fongus Bellpop
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Perhaps you could find a take on me, noble Agent.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Captain of Outer Space is sporting Elvis, and doesn't put up enough effort to post much. Both are admirable. 5/10

Actually, that would be Shatner.

 

But it's easy to get gas-bags descending into self-parody confused, so I think your score stands.

Whoa. Fuckin' I swear to god I saw Elvis in your avatar when I made that post.

 

Wait a minute.

 

I saw Elvis in your avatar. You're upgraded to an 8.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I'm disappointed I didn't get a more lengthy response.

At least you got one ... I got skipped altogether.

Another guy I work with/live upstairs from type poster. You're roommates with Nanks and Vitamin X, though a few common interests almost bring you to a 6.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Being that I am a whore who seeks vindication, please evaluate me.

You're the strawberry to MikeSC's vanilla. Same substance, different flavors. 3/10

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Murmuring Beast-Pretty much sucks from what I've seen. 2/10

 

Angel Grace Blue is correct in his assessment. Same score.

 

Kibagami's in the same boat but has said things that amuse me. 3.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I'd like to tie someone up in my basement and throw baseballs at their face for a good half hour straight...

Specifically, who, and why? Your score is pending.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I'd like to be evaluated

Bob, I find you fascinating. You're like a child, child molester, everyday Joe(Bob), and total nutcase rolled into one. You're a paradox, and a cult of personality, and any attempt I make to explain you will probably fail. You're one of the only people here who I would say may be weirder than me. 8/10

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I don't care about Slasher Flick or DerangedHermit at all.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Corey Lazarus almost reminds me of me when I was sixteen. 4/10

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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That, by the way, was not the first time I've seen Elvis.

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Wow, once again, I'm mistaken for a guy...you wouldn't think many guys would pick 'Angel Grace Blue' as a name, but there you go. Perhaps I shouldn't have shown my admiration for JSP and 665.com via my username, and my love for Tom Flesher in the sig might not help matters either...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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You're female? You suddenly became more interesting. I assumed you were a guy because of the overwhelming hordes of pansies that worship those shows that guy does that they like, like Angel.

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No, Angel Grace Blue is the name JSP from sixsixfive.com uses when he wants to fuck people over on AIM, and being that at the time I signed up, I wasn't as creative as I could have been, I took that name, only with underscores.

 

Mayhap I'll post a photo of myself...

 

Oh, and I'd like to point out that I have possibly helped Agent out twice. Once with my limited knowledge of Spanish obscenities, and with "Get a Job", although he never said if that was the correct song. I've got the song I mentioned so if you'd care to take a listen, it can be arranged.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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You made an admirable effort in the Spanish thread, and yeah, that was the right song, I'd just forgotted I'd made that thread.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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IDrinkRatsMilk The Baptist is probably my favorite non-Kotzenjunge poster, were I to make such a list. Most of what he says is either amusing or correct or both, and I'd say he goes over the heads of all but half a dozen people here. He is the sex to my drugs. 10/10

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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To ruin the suspense, the only other posters here getting 9s or 10s are the following:

 

Kotzenjunge

Incandenza, as his is truly the bandwagon to follow, plus he likes you.

Edwin MacPhisto

godthedog

Kinetic

subliminal animal

 

Edit: and Banky, I guess, though I though of him after a guy who doesn't post anymore but who made me laugh a couple times.

 

The usual misspent youth stroke crew. That's about it. The Upright Man and fk teale get honorable mention.

 

If the rest of you still want to be evaluated, I will, but now at least you know what's coming.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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hey, there's two of them. lets swing from each others' dicks.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Perhaps you could find a take on me, noble Agent.

Yeah, you're a fucking retard. You have the classiness of King Vitamin, fascinating like a rococo turd dripping and falling into itself.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Shut up you moron. You know I don't care about you or any stupid shit you can possibly conjure up. So sit there dancing like a chimp seeking attention from somebody who has never even read one of your remarkably horrible posts. If you jack off while you swing on a tire I'll throw you a cracker.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Consider this thread the remission.

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