Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Yeah, Meatwad's in the lead right now for Raw Winner. Whoops, forgot your cookies. Sorry. Here's some oatmeal-rasin since I was out of chocolate chip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Shawn is not about the fans. I went to an HBK autograph signing and the guy got there an hour before it started (didn't leave his limo) and left immediately the second it was scheduled to be over leaving hundreds of those "fans" out in the cold. Fuck him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Wrestling Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Why hasn't Flair mentioned that Randy Orton's dad tried to end his career for $25,000 in Carolina in 1983? That's so obvious but WWE wouldn't do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted October 26, 2004 What the fuck? We're live back at Raw! (Josh "Who's Jushin Liger" Graham talks) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Tiger Woods interview time!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 What's with all these new video games? I haven't seen this much Nam footage since the Democratic National Convention. Between now and Election Day there's about 30+ game titles coming out. This may shock you, but one of them is GTA: San Andreas! Now, we present to you Maven's oiled-up manboobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 What's with all these new video games? I haven't seen this much Nam footage since the Democratic National Convention. Dick Chaney's lesbian daughter threw the game back to the rental store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Um, I'm a little baffled: When the hell has Al Sharpton had a job? -=Mike ...Oooh, Batista v Maven. I smell bling-bling! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Take something from the heart of someone who lied for about 6 years about one simple thing... lied about an injury to get out of jobbing... lied about everything to keep his titles (Vader cant work! Boo!). I'm sorry, but he's a good liar. That was from the heart too. *Chest Pound* You feel me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Ladies and Gentlemen, say farewell to the Heartbreak Middle-Aged Daddy, Shawn Michaels! I think he lost his out of boredom, here's a picture of a cat standing up Well, I think I'm goingg to leave now. Talk about a boring Raw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Maven pronounces "on" "Ohwan". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 "Maven, you requested this interview." "Yes, Todd I requested this interview." Poetry. Sheer promo brilliance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 "I DID request this interview." That opening line from Maven was brilliantly crafted. Bravo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Seriously, what sort of a man slaps another man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Batista has a splooge stain designed into his tights... how lovely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 CATFIIIIIGHT!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 26, 2004 MAVEN'S GOIN CRAZY! HE MIGHT DRIVE WITHOUT HIS SEATBELT ON! HE DOESN'T KNOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 26, 2004 "I DID request this interview." That opening line from Maven was brilliantly crafted. Bravo! Maven: The Clarifying Jobber -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 26, 2004 BitchslaPT! God it's Spring 2002 John Cena all over again. Shit, you're GIANT ROIDED UP MEN, do something better than a slap. Even I once split a guy's head open with a tennis racquet when I got in a fight in 8th grade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 There are certain things in life you don't do: You don't step on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't mess with the Lone Ranger, and you sure AS HELL don't bitchslap Dave Batista! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Seriously, what sort of a man slaps another man? Maven and Cena. What sort of man gets KOed by a slap from another man? Yup, Jericho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 I hear Maven was seen swimming only 10 minutes after a meal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Jim Ross McCarvered! This impromptu match wasn't scheduled! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 BitchslaPT! God it's Spring 2002 John Cena all over again. Shit, you're GIANT ROIDED UP MEN, do something better than a slap. Even I once split a guy's head open with a tennis racquet when I got in a fight in 8th grade. Maven should have brought a squeegee at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Why is this house show on tv? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 26, 2004 There are certain things in life you don't do: You don't step on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't mess with the Lone Ranger, and you sure AS HELL don't bitchslap Dave Batista! Maven: Putting the bitch in bitchslap. I hear Maven was seen swimming only 10 minutes after a meal. * Awaits the flood of Maven and Randy Orton picture posts* -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 What the fuck? We're live back at Raw! (Josh "Who's Jushin Liger" Graham talks) I think there are at most three non-wrestlers in WWE who know who Lyger is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Jim Ross McCarvered! This impromptu match wasn't scheduled! They've been doing ti for so long, I never know if Ross is McCarvering or if McCarver is Rossing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Isn't is always a good sign when one wrestler still gets his theme music played and you don't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Why is this house show on tv? House shows have more matches. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
